Damien Wayne arrived at the manor with the exact same energy as Dwight Schrute. Those quotes came directly out of Damien’s mouth
Damien, on his first day at school: ‘We need a new plague’
Being introduced to family traditions:‘Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest weaknesses…second only to the neck’
Being introduced to Dick: ‘All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter’
Commenting onhis favourite fighting techniques: ‘The eyes are the groin of the head’ and more concerningly, ‘I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a sign of submission in primates.’
Upon finding Tim, recovering in the medbay: ‘Blink once if you want me to pull the plug’
Defending the position of Robin: ‘R is amoung the most menacing sounds, that is why it is called murder and not muckduck’
Things About Batman VS TMNT That NO ONE Talks About and SHOULD Talk About
- Damien was jealous because Mikey got to push all of the buttons in the Batmobile.
- Donnie’s screen name is “Bo Staffs are Cool”.
- Babs hates the word “ooze”.
- Mikey gave Alfred his skateboard. By the way, Alfred promised Mikey he would “only use his skateboard for the sickest tricks”.
- They all have their initials on their belts.
- There was a lesbian breakup in the pizzeria Mikey was thrown into.
- Bruce says “Cowabunga”.
- Bruce owns a Superman mug and drinks from it.
- Apparently, Gotham still doesn’t know if Batman is human or not.
- Raph makes a reference to the song “Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd when he was fighting Mr. Freeze.
- Harley will fight you if you call her nurse.
- Leo’s worst fear is loosing his brothers.
- Donnie was able to figure out where the Batcave was after just a hour of research.
- Shredder is batshit crazy now.
- The movie takes place in April.
- Leo was able to easily kick Ras al Ghul’s ass by kicking him in the balls.
- Leo can take Bruce in a fight.
- Mikey tripped walking up the stairs in Arkham.
- Babs LITERALLY kicked ALL of Joker’s teeth out.
- The Joker killed his own grandma.
- Babs thought our boys were lizards.
- Harley mutated into a dog. Two Face mutated into a two-headed mountain lion or some other jungle cat. Mr. Freeze mutated into a polar bear. Poison Ivy mutated into a plant. Bane mutated into a jaguar. Scarecrow mutated into a crow. Joker mutated into a snake. Bruce mutated into a bat.
Okay I’m gonna break a fourth wall here for a minute
So we all know this is an RP page and I never post about my personal life just fun Batfamily online edits I make with my OC. Well I’ve been absent for a bit and you guys deserve to know what’s been going on. So my personal life has been a world wind of a mess recently and a lot has been going on that I rather not go into detail and I’ve been battling my mental health because girl it is after me ♀️, but I’m looking on the bright side and starting to feel like myself again. And I’m so sorry about the absence I’ve really missed making these and I promise I will be back very soon and I’m gonna try to make them even better because I haven’t liked everything I’ve done recently and you guys deserve better. I started this as something fun and to pass time and didn’t expect it to really blow up. And I’m so thankful for every single one of you who love what I enjoy making. This has become one of my favorite things to do and honestly I can’t thank you guys enough for the support and love. I promise to be back soon with so many new and great post. Also if anybody is going through anything and needs someone to talk to know my inbox & messaging is always open. Also if you just have any questions feel free to message!!
So me and Dick are trying to enjoy our honeymoon. When all of a sudden Cass FaceTimes to show the arguing at the manor……
Dad:“Jason you are not going out, you are to stay here and watch Damian, and that’s final.”
Jason:“It’s bold of you to assume that I don’t have plans and even think I would babysit this fucking demon.”
Tim:“Getting drunk, ending up in some bar fight, and going to jail where we will have to bail you out in the morning isn’t what most people consider plans.”
