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Tim:WHO BROKE THE COFFEE MACHINE!?!?!?!

Cass:I did. You kept falling asleep on patrol. It’s what you deserve.

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Dick:Why is Ash mad at me?!?!

Cass:Your an idiot, that’s why.

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Jason:What’s a 5 letter word for disappointment.

Cass:Jason.

Jason: *Shocked* Itfits.

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Damian: *Calmly*I think there’s a demon in the house.

Cass:Yeah, You.

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Ash:How do I put this nicely?

Cass:This family is a dysfunctional shit show and surprisingly we haven’t killed one another yet.

Ash: I said nicely Cass not bluntly. But you right.

Cass: I always am.

Things my family have said:

Dad to Babs, Steph, and Duke: “I know I haven’t legally adopted you BUT I’m still in charge here.”

Dami:“I’d like to report that you’re disturbing the plans for my life just by existing.”

Jason:“I have literally run out of fucks to give, I am without fucks. I am fuckless.”

Tim:“I’m not even a hot mess, I’m more like cold garbage.”

Cass:“I may be small but I will FIGHT YOU.”

Duke:“Excuse me, I have to go be Fabulous.”

Selina:“I need more wine to put up with this shit.”

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