#bsd ada
Tanizaki headcanons
- Watches TV documentaries while eating
- Kitten sneeze
- Has reading glasses which Naomi thinks is adorable
- Can’t drive
- Watched and got all the Matrix movies
- Have a scar on his arm after a fight in middle school
- Uses one hour to fix his hair in the mornings
- Wants a black and white cat while Naomi wants a red one
- Because of the ADA they can’t risk it sadly and hopes their parents can get one
Naomi: “I hope their name is Whiskers and they feed him lots of snacks.”
Tanizaki: “Naomi, we don’t know if our parents HAVE bought a cat in the first place…”
Naomi: “Oh dear brother, a woman can dream!”
Kunikida: okay guys, in order for this mission to be a success, you need to be totally straight with me
Yosano: *grins*
Atsushi: *avoids eye contact*
Dazai: *whistles*
Ranpo: *clears throat*
Imagine Dazai going to attempt suicide again, but this time he actually succeeds.
Imagine how everyone would just freeze once they hear the news, because he never succeeded and now he is just gone like that. Everyone’s smile just disappearing and asking if it’s true.
Imagine Kunikida coming to the office expecting Dazai to be there and being annoying, but once he gets there it’s just silent and he breaks down.
Imagine Atsushi denying Dazai’s death, because without him, he wouldn’t be where he is now.
Imagine the ADA missing Dazai’s stupid singing, and not touching his stuff for weeks, hoping it was all a joke and he will come through the door with his suicide book and a smile on his face.
Imagine Chuuya getting the news and getting angry and just drink until he passes out. Knowing he can’t go fully out with his ability because Dazai isn’t there to stop him when the time comes. Realizing how much he actually needs him.
And then after some long time, when they got over it, thinking about the stuff Dazai told them. That he shouldn’t be here and all that stuff. Regretting that they didn’t do anything to help him, but knowing deep down that there would be nothing to change Dazai’s mind.
Because I just thought about it, if it would actually happen, and what kind of dramatic scenes there would be in the manga/anime.
Dazai: So you’re telling me
Dazai: that when I die
Dazai: people will look at my naked body
Dazai:…
Dazai: suicide more like stay alive
