- we all know that chuuya often has short outbursts out of anger (bc his short body is not built for containing large amounts of pressure- sorry, had to put that one in there), but when he’s truly angry, he can’t move or breathe or even think about anything coherent- he’s completely consumed with rage. on a lighter note, this has a pretty funny side effect because he basically unconsciously activates his Ability and causes everything within a ten mile radius to start floating (”chuuya. chuuya, put the roomba down. chuuya, please I’m begging you. CHUUYA-”).
- apart from his declining mental health, one of atsushi’s biggest flaws is his forgetful memory. i shit you not, this man has the memory of a goldfish. it’s one of the reasons why kyouka does not trust him with the house keys or the car keys or the agency keys (or keys in general). the only reasons why he remembers most of the port mafia members so vividly is because of their a) unforgettable emo/vintage aesthetic outfits and b) constantly attempting to murder him will makes it hard to notremember them
kenji knows all sorts of disturbing animal facts and he will bring them up at the most random moments. the agency could be having a game night (minor detail: the moment uno cards are brought out, everyone’s out for blood!) and he’d be like: “hey did you guys know if ducks are bored enough, they will literally eat each other?” :D
- since kyouka and kenji are both big eaters, they like to go out to restaurants whenever they can! every time atsushi comes along, he can practically hear his wallet crying out in pain
I know that Bungou Stray Dogs WAN! is a series of shorts that’s supposed to be just fun… or nice… or cute (and it is)
Dazai: “If I had to go, I’d like to go out just as beautifully.”
But this scene (from episode 10) made me cry.
Dazai might have said that out of his suicidal nature, or as a joke, or to be poetic but with his expression; he seemed happy and sad in that moment. I know he is happy to be with his friends, the Armed Detective Agency…
But maybe there’s still a part of him that wished he could be with Oda, to share that summer evening with him, watch the fireworks with everyone.
If Oda was still alive, they’d be partners and be on the good side. Saving lives and helping people. And be happy.
Maybe he remembered how Odasaku had to go...As the sun sets in the last moments of Oda’s life, he helped Dazai choose a different path and be on the good side.
- Would perform magic tricks and use his ability to perform in front of friends and his dad
- His dad would often joke and play around with him
«Whaaat’s behind your ear?»
«What! Hahaha what is it!»
«It is a rare coin! What was it doing there?”
- Nikolais mom wasn’t always home but when she was she was abusive
- Nikolai: “I’m sorry mom! Please don’t lock me in the room again! I didn’t mean to-”
“SHUT UP! This is what you deserve! Maybe you can use your ability to TELEPORT OUT since you’re sooo special!”
- His dad explained that his mom is probably jealous that she’s not an ability user and he is
- “There is nothing wrong with playing with your ability once in a while. Just don’t hurt others, promise me that?”
- His promise would soon end when his father passed away and Nikolai ran away from home
- “Why are humans so horrible. I hate this! I hate feeling sad! I hate how people feel towards me! Maybe if I get rid of the people that makes me feelI can be free of this awful disgust!”
- 2 years later his mother was found brutally murdered
I↪ before he actually wakes up and registers where he is and what decade he’s in, he’ll sloppily fumble for the blanket and throw it over you, tangling your limbs together to cuddle under it.
Seems cute and harmless right? But it’s actually a strategy to keep you from getting up ‘cause you’re caged in his long limbs and thus, you end up sleeping in as well.
The way he holds you is so comfortable and sweet and your woozy morning brain can’t resist it the warmth, so you bargain “15 minutes” and then both of you will get up. It never happens.
although he doesn‘t like them, dazai attracts children. idk why, idk how, but he does. he tries to stay away from them as best as he can, but children always find a way. i bet he hides behind atsushi every single time it happenes.
OMG, yes, yes! This is so realistic and canon, I’m laughing to cry ❤️
reblog with your favourite headcanon of any bsd character!
one of mine is that dazai actually knows how to cook because yk- he had to stay underground for like 2 years, and ofcourse he had to cook for himself so i just like to think he probably can cook :)
Anybody watch golden girls? If so you know how rose often tells completely bizarre and random stories from saint olaf? Kenji does that but completely crazy stories from his village. Stories like, “Thor the pet lamb and brunhilda, the flea circus, how a mouse saved my life, etc.” He tells those stories to the Ada whenever a situation seems to apply, nobody really enjoys listening to them, but atsushi and kyouka pretend to.
synopsis : your boyfriend snaps, losing control of his ability in the process, but you’re there to help bring him back to reality
a/n : remake!
Chuuya
The entire building sounded like it was going to come crashing to the ground
Which is probably because it was. You could hear Chuuya’s enraged screams from downstairs and you knew that if he didn’t stop, this entire 10 story building would come crumbling down with both of you inside
Which isn’t necessarily a problem for him, as he could easily deflect the rubble with his ability, but for you…well. You didn’t have an ability and you weren’t psyched on dying so young
So you began sprinting down the stairs, jumping over 5 steps at a time, trying to reach your boyfriend but it was all in vain when you heard a familiar chant
“Oh my gods, CHUUYA, NO!”
You didn’t make it down fast enough. You slid through the doorway just as corruption fully formed
Sharp cracks shot up the walls and the ground beneath his feet broke. Everything- the walls, the floor, the ceiling- was trembling under the weight of Chuuya’s gravity
‘The agency is running behind…Dazai-kun won’t get here in time!’ You cursed silently, dodging and weaving through the rubble being thrown around
This was supposed to be a simple co-mission with the Port Mafia and The Ada but things had been everything but simple. The enemy had planned for this; they knew about everyone
“Chuuya!”
He couldn’t hear you. He just kept throwing dense gravity spheres around with a chilling laugh, making you realize just how bad the situation was
You took a deep breath in. And then you ran. Straight towards him. Chuuya saw you coming and spun around, throwing his sphere directly at you
You ducked, getting scratched in the face with small bits of rubble that had broken off. You were bleeding all down your face, but you focused all your attention on the redhead in front of you
You took a leap, literally, and jumped at him, wrapping your arms tightly around his neck. “Please, Chuuya! Just try and fight it until Dazai-kun arrives!”
Your touch managed to shock Chuuya into standing still for only a few seconds. His hands quickly grabbed at you, trying to throw you off of him
You could feel new bruises starting to form as you fought with Chuuya, frowning at the realization. You knew he’d feel terrible about it later- you didn’t want that.
It had been nearly 5 minutes when you saw a flash of beige and brown at the doorway. Gasping for air, you shouted, “DAZAI-KUN!” before you lost your grip, finally getting thrown down. You hit your head, vision going dark, but not before you saw a bright white glow
When you gained consciousness again, you could feel your head throbbing violently under the bandages that wrapped around it. You tried to lift your head, knowing Chuuya was in the room
A sharp pain made you slam your head back into the pillow, lips parting in a loud groan. It alerted Chuuya, who was startled awake, “Baby?!”
His eyes were frantic as he scrambled to your side. Luckily, he was considerate enough to have been whispering as he fretted over you and ran his hands along your injured face
“Chu…ya.” Your voice was very hoarse, almost inaudible, from the screaming you had done earlier. His frown deepened at the sound and you knew what he was gonna say next
“I’m so, so sorry. I- this is my fault, I should’ve been more careful and less quick to lose my temper and I…I just…why? Why would you come near me, you-”
“I love you..and if I..if I didn’t try to- to stop you, you would’ve…hurt yourself you..stubborn ass.”
Chuuya stared at you like you were crazy before his eyes softened. He bit his lip harshly to keep it from trembling, “But now you’re hurt…”
You smiled and lifted up your hand, clutching onto his tightly, “And I’d do it..again. I’ll always..protect..you.”
Atsushi
Everyone was aware, Atsushi more than anyone, that he couldn’t fully control his ability yet. But no one saw him lose control like this
The enemy had made a comment about you, a comment you don’t even remember if you’re being honest. But Atsushi had been livid and transformed into a full fledged tiger without even meaning to
There was blood splattered onto the pavement, bloody paw prints trailing behind the tiger as he paced; like he was stalking his prey
Nobody was dead, yet, but if Atsushi continued to act hostile towards the Agency, Yosano wouldn’t be able to treat the wounded and Dazai wasn’t here to cancel out his ability
What they needed was a distraction. And luckily, you were crazy enough to be said distraction
Ranpo and Kunikida yelled out, shouting for you to bring your ass back to the side lines, but you just continued to make a straight bee-line towards your furry boyfriend
‘Who doesn’t love a giant kitty?’ you thought
When you reached him, he was growling and snarling at the men trembling on the floor- until he sensed your presence. Atsushi instinctively roared, lashing out to slash at your face with his claws
You dodged backwards fast enough for them to be shallow, but fuck- it definitely hurt worse than normal cat scratches. You kept in your cry of pain, dropping to your knees to wrap your arms around his neck, nuzzling your face against his
His white fur was now caked with your blood as you finally started to cry in pain, “At-su-shi, please. Please come back to me.”
When you lifted your head to stare into his eyes, one of yours was closed due to the four slashes that trailed across it, “Don’t let these bastards take you away from yourself.”
A pale blue light made you shut your good eye, and when you opened it again, your arms were clutching onto your human boyfriend’s shoulders
Atsushi’s bangs covered one of his eyes while the other stared at you in pure horror. “Y-Y/n…?”
You tried for a smile, whimpering in pain when it moved your cuts, “Welcome back, my tiger.”
You slotted your lips over his to send a clear, silent message before pulling back, “Don’t worry, Yosano-chan will fix me up all nicely later.”
Atsushi just stared at you in disbelief before his arms were wrapping around you, holding you as close as he physically could. He refused to let go, demanding Yosano treat you while you laid in his arms
Afterwards, he was a sobbing mess, “Y/n! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you, I never wanted to hurt you, I-“ his words were slurred and his wailing just got louder and louder
You sat and stroked his hair for hours, waiting for him to calm down to the point where you only hear small sniffles
“It’s okay, Atsushi. I know you weren’t in control, and I made the decision to come to you. I trusted you to tame the beast and you did. I’m so proud of you.”
He looked at you with wide, glassy eyes, feeling the guilt slowly be unraveled by the sheer amount of love and trust in your voice. “Thank you.”
Akutagawa
The Port Mafia was on a co-mission with the Armed Detective Agency to take down a local gang that stole some information from both groups
Fortunately, you all found the their hideout within 3 minutes
Unfortunately, you split into groups and you were paired with Dazai, Atsushi, and Akutagawa. You didn’ have a problem with either of the two boys, you just didn’t like how Akutagawa, stupidly, acted around them
But, things were surprisingly going well as you four arrived at the rendezvous point. That is until a large bang was heard and Dazai dropped to the ground, unconscious
“DAZAI-KUN!”
“DAZAI-SAN!”
You and Atsushi raced to the brunette’s side while your boyfriend stood on guard with Rashomon out
“He’s alright, just out cold. I’ll take care of him while you guys guard us. We’ll wait till the others group back up.”
There was a silent agreement between the two ability users as they both took a protective stance around you. You were sitting on the ground with Dazai’s head in your lap with a gun drawn, just to be safe
Though the phrase ‘just to be safe’ lost its meaning when a bullet shot past both your protectors undetected and lodged into your shoulder
“Y/N!”
Atsushi was fretting over you but your eyes were on Akutagawa, watching him start to growl and lash out at everything around him
“Ryunosuke!Stop! You’re going to accidentally hurt one of the others!”
He wasn’t listening. What a surprise.
You held your hand out for Atsushi, “Watch Dazai-kun. I’ll snap some sense into him.”
Atsushi looked a bit apprehensive, but grabbed your hand, pulling you up anyway. He ripped part of your shirt off and wrapped it around your wound before you took off towards your boyfriend
Grabbing your gun, you shot a couple rounds off into the darkness, making Rashomon snap his jaws at nothing. With him distracted, you rammed into Akutagawa causing the two of you to crash to the ground
Rashomon snapped back down quickly, aiming blindly for your neck but Ryu grabbed him and tugged him back
“What the hell are you doing, you could’ve gotten killed!”
“I’m stopping you from losing control like an idiot. I’m fine- this is our job. Now calm down before you hurt one of our allies.”
You got up before he could reply, walking back to Atsushi and Dazai. The rest of the mission went smoothly, and Dazai ended up being just fine. You had a small follow up meeting with Mori before you were dismissed for the day
Akutagawa stopped you before you could get very far, though. “I’m sorry I lost control earlier. I just…seeing you get shot even though I should’ve been able to stop it pissed me off.”
You shook your head with a smile, wiggling your eyebrows playfully, “You’re so sweet, Ryu~”
“I am not, shut up!” He glared at the floor, shifting his weight, “…come home with me. please.”
Fyodor
Fyodorloved bringing you on his little outings (technically they were missions, but since they were so easy for him, they were the equivalent of running errands)
Not only could you defend yourself, like you’d ever need to with him, but you were also the perfect piece of eye candy- and he adored showing off his Milaya
Things were going just as fine as all the other missions he had brought you on, but these men weren’t easily persuaded, so they thought they could use you as collateral
Big mistake. As soon as the knife grazed your face, Fyodor was enraged
Each and every person in the tiny building you resided in were all brutally murdered. Some had their limbs explode one by one, some had their necks slit or snapped, and some had their heads explode.
He was acting rashly- you knew he wouldn’t stop once he was done here. Fyodor’s mind wasn’t…present anymore. So you needed to bring him back
“Fyodor, stop! I’m fine!”
He didn’t listen. He probably couldn’t even hear you over the screams of the man in his grasp
Once the man was thrown to the floor, you took a leap of faith. You knew how dangerous ‘Crime and Punishment’ was- hell you didn’t even know what exactly it was- but you grabbed Fyodor’s hands anyway and made him cradle your face
Your jaw was clenched in anticipation as your hands started to tremble over his. Fyodor stood tensely in front of you before the light returned to his eyes
You held his hands with an iron grip when he started to yank them away, “Fedya…”
His eyes were as wide as saucers, “Y/n?”
You smiled, nuzzling into his touch, before kissing both of his palms. His hands shook slightly as they secured a hold on your face. Your head was tilted up, lips being covered with his
“That was…beyond foolish, Kroshka.”
You hummed, “little one, hmm? I love it when you call me that~”
“I am serious. I could have hurt you. Badly.”
“But you didn’t.” He stared at you, opening and closing his mouth, making you grin, “My precious Fyodor- always protecting me.”
That made him chuckle and bring you closer to him in a warm embrace, “Let’s go home, shall we?”
“Yes, please. I’d very much like to wash all this blood off.”
“I wanted to be the savior, as you said Odasaku, until i realized… I can’t even save myself. I’m sorry i couldn’t fulfill your last wish, i’m so sorry”
And Dazai gave his last breath feeling odd, holding a promise that he couldn’t keep.
