#kunikida
Dazai: damn I messed up!
Kunikida, narrating from his chair: he said, with surprise in his voice for some reason
Kunikida: what are good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
Atsushi: rude
Kyouka: that’s fair
Yosano: not again
Dazai: that better not leave a scar
Kenji: excuse me, I’m really sorry but looks like I got in the way of your knife
Ranpo: are you going to want this back?
random things that could happen with the bsd characters on a walk
this is literally 70% crack please don’t take this too seriously also a bit of suggestive content and cussing
Atsushi Nakajima: You’ll probably be approached by every single cat in the neighborhood and Atsushi will stop to pet them. It’s cute until they’re all scratching your legs and laying dead rats at your feet.
Dazai Osamu: At least two women will come up to you both, slap him out of nowhere and tell him that they’re gonna cut his dick off if they ever see him again. If you’re attentive, you’ll see Akutagawa at every street corner stalking you guys.
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke: If you’re lucky enough to walk with him, it’ll probably be at night. He’ll want to grab your hand but forgets he coughed blood on it earlier so you feel a slick, cold thing touch your palm and instinctively slap it away. You realize it was his hand and there’s an awkward silence for the rest of the walk. He cries about it later.
Chuuya Nakahara: Will try to impress you so hard, especially using his ability. 100% will beat up any guy that would try and approach you. Accidentally punches someone you know that was coming up to you to say hi. The rest of your “walk” is spent in the hospital where your friend is bedridden with 4 broken bones and a bloody nose.
Kunikida Doppo: There’s a strict schedule. You’ll have 11 minutes and 46 seconds to complete your walk, or on weekends 30 minutes and 56 seconds. While walking, you’ll try to talk to him about something but it always just ends with him complaining about Dazai’s dumbassery.
Ranpo Edogawa: Prepare a route for your walk before hand and make sure not to pass any sweet shops unless you want your wallet emptied. He’ll hold your hand like a kid and skip along the path- but will leave you without a second thought if he sees a stray cat cause he wants to give it to Fukuzawa.
Yosano Akiko: Literally the best person to go on a walk with. She’ll pick up a flower and put it in your hair cause she thinks it’ll look pretty on you. Don’t get hurt though. Not even a grazed knee cause the moment she sees it, she’ll bring her chainsaw out.
Fukuzawa Yukichi: Will fucking dip your ass if he sees a barking dog. Have fun trying to keep up with the DILF. Peepaw can run faster then you might think. (blame tik tok for that nickname btw)
Gin Akutagawa: She doesn’t talk much but will quietly whisper things to you if you’re close to her. Ignores Tachihara like a fucking plague and if you run into her brother you’re going to get stabbed-unless you happen to be Dazai Osamu. Which of course, you’ll never be.
Michizō Tachihara: He’s gonna try and get into your pants at a park bench at one in the morning. Some drunk girl stumbles by and asks if she can join you guys. You leave after Tachihara says yes.
Ichiyō Higuchi: Bisexual queen and anyone can tell. She simps for the Akutagawa Siblings while you guys walk but you can’t blame her cause you’re doing the same thing. Links your arms together.
Kouyou Ozaki: Spends the whole time talking about Kyouka and how cute she is, probably starts tearing up about it cause she wants her back home. You once said she was acting like Killua’s mother from Hunter X Hunter. She almost decapitated you.
Ogai Mori: Elise tags along always and people comment on how you guys look like a cute family. Mori doesn’t appreciate you replying with, “I rather die than marry an alternate universe Dino.” Elise thinks you’re fucking funny as hell.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: God complex motherfucker will death stare anyone who just as much as jaywalks and call them a “sinner”. Rats follow him around and he has a throne in the sewers with “Rat King” spelled out above it in red spray paint. Unfortunately for you- it actually looks aesthetic so he takes you there for your walk.
Nikolai Gogol: You’ll probably end up dead but it’ll be the best fucking walk you ever take. Starts talking about how everyone’s a bird in a cage and probably farts every few minutes cause he ate beans for lunch. Randomly moans cause he thinks its funny.
Sigma: Takes you to somewhere cute like a library and would try to kiss you at the end of the walk. But he gets nervous, trips, and falls on his face. Gogol’s
recording it all behind a bush to send to Fyodor later.
Edgar Allen Poe: Karl’s usually in his coat so whenever you go near him he smells like a whole ass zoo cause Karl’s a fucking player and as railed various she-racoons from all over Yokohama. Your walks look like a fucking pandemic with social distancing and shit.
Mark Twain: Just like Tachihara, if he likes you he’s gonna try and rail you somewhere. Gets cockblocked by Hawthorne who throws a whole ass cross as his head and knocks him out. He later proposes to you cause the only way Hawthorne will let you fuck is when you get married.
Jouno Saigiku: He’s not going to open his eyes. No matter what. You don’t know if he’s sleep walking or actually awake and listening to you. But it’s YOU who trips and falls- into his arms. It’s romantic till he drops you on purpose cause he needed to scratch an itch.
Фукузава и котик
И Куникида и неумение успокаивать людей
If Kunikida sacrifices himself for Aya istg
i can see it happening i really can like truly kunikida why don’t you just like idk do it
it’s my birthday! so let’s thank the people there for trying
but this is exactly how game night would go and that’s why it’s not allowed anymore
AI art is so cool like look at these
the amount of concentration on kunis face at that moment is amazing
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
“ I don’t even want to see his face at all. ”
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
“B-but don’t you want to see Dazai-san’s surprised face?”
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! Episode 12
Imagine Dazai going to attempt suicide again, but this time he actually succeeds.
Imagine how everyone would just freeze once they hear the news, because he never succeeded and now he is just gone like that. Everyone’s smile just disappearing and asking if it’s true.
Imagine Kunikida coming to the office expecting Dazai to be there and being annoying, but once he gets there it’s just silent and he breaks down.
Imagine Atsushi denying Dazai’s death, because without him, he wouldn’t be where he is now.
Imagine the ADA missing Dazai’s stupid singing, and not touching his stuff for weeks, hoping it was all a joke and he will come through the door with his suicide book and a smile on his face.
Imagine Chuuya getting the news and getting angry and just drink until he passes out. Knowing he can’t go fully out with his ability because Dazai isn’t there to stop him when the time comes. Realizing how much he actually needs him.
And then after some long time, when they got over it, thinking about the stuff Dazai told them. That he shouldn’t be here and all that stuff. Regretting that they didn’t do anything to help him, but knowing deep down that there would be nothing to change Dazai’s mind.
Because I just thought about it, if it would actually happen, and what kind of dramatic scenes there would be in the manga/anime.
Kunikida Doppo [HC] {sfw}
How he reacts to affection.
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✧ To physical affection, if in public, he is literally screaming (sometimes on the inside, sometimes on the outside). So be it from clinging to his arm to a kiss on a cheek, he acts like your touch is sacred—from a god even. He’ll turn a bright red you couldn’t even imagine, so bright you’d have to see it yourself to believe. He won’t be able to utter words for a short moment. He’s just so flustered by his affectionate s/o.
✧ If in private, he won’t turn a glowing red, but he’ll still turn a deep shade of red. He shouldn’t be trembling but he is, he can’t help to think that his cute lover is too adorable and soft with him. He really adores touch, especially on his cheeks [(;], arms and hands.
✧ Your words of praise and encouragement makes him the happiest man in the world. Simply hearing you cheer him on and congratulate him makes him ecstatic, although he won’t show it (bummer). He knows you know he doesn’t mean any of the words he’s saying (“get back to work!”, “p-pay attention!”, etc.), he doesn’t know how to react appropriately in the office without picking you up and hugging you to celebrate.
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✧ March 30th, 2019 ✧
