#chopped
THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN”
AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER
Quatro Queso Chicken & Waffles, with Poblano Maple Salsa
I made this dish for a contest sponsored by Chopped and the Sargento cheese co. I had to make a Mexican dish using: chicken thighs, 4 cheese Mexican blend, corn tortillas, and poblano peppers. I made this:
Quatro Queso Chicken and Waffles with Maple Poblano Salsa, featuring 4 main components, Poblano & Cheese Corn Waffles, Corn and Panko crusted fried chicken, delicious Poblano Tomatillo, Maple salsa, and a Quatro Queso Sauce, which has a little Ancho chili powder kick.
Please click over to Vote for me, and for instructions on how to make this dish. It’s quick to vote, takes about 2 seconds. Thank you thank you if you do! http://www.foodnetwork.com/sponsored/sweepstakes/chopped-at-home-challenge/gallery.html?ngxItemID=149161579&r=a20849efa1263661920c221aadd8ebbb
If I win, I get to go to NYC and they’ll give me money! I can use it to pay for groceries and kitchen equipment and such. I kind of really want to win.
Please vote for me if you have a spare minute, you can vote up to 5 X a day. I wish we could do that in the presidential primary next week. If I win a trip to NYC, I will say hi to Ted Allen for you.
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“So, how are your grades looking this semester?”
Friendly reminder that I love Ted Allen
Rereadng PJO for the first time in years and cracked myself up late last night imagining Tantalus on Chopped.
Choppedkitchen. Dramatic music swells as Ted Allen lifts a cloche to show a plate. It is completely bare except for a handful of cornflakes scattered haphazardly across it.
Ted: Chef Tantalus, you have been chopped. Judges?
Chris Santos: Chef Tantalus. [His annoyance grows with each syllable of the name.] You didn’tcook anything. You went to the pantry, and you grabbed an armful of ingredients, and then you just ran around throwing them at your competitors. It was the most bizarre thing I have everseen in this kitchen. Never, in the history of this show, has a contestant just walked up behind someone and tossed an entire raw sheep’s heart into their gazpacho. That wasn’t just unprofessional—it was disturbing.
Tantalus: It wasn’t—
Chris: And honestly, I wouldn’t be so annoyed if you’d just left the plates empty. But this? [He gestures to his plate, which contains three pieces of Lucky Charms and a single, moon-shaped marshmallow.] This is an insult. It’s for these reasons we had to chop you.
Tantalus: I didn’t throw that stuff around—the Mist—I’m just hungry!
Chris: Well, if you were hungry for a win, you should’ve given us more than a handful of cereal, which wasn’t even a basket ingredient.
Tantalus: No, I’m literally—
Chris: You can go, thank you.
Cut to hallway. There is no voice over with Tantalus detailing his thoughts and hopes for the future. Two uniformed security guards drag him away from the kitchen as he screams.
Tantalus: [bleep] YOU, DEMETER! I KNOW YOU DID THIS! [bleep] YOU!
My 50’
DONT USE THE FRICKEN ICECREAM MACHINE!!!! IT NEVER. I REPEAT. IT NEVER EVER WORKS
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I once had a dream that I was on Chopped and LL Cool J was the guest judge, and I didn’t know what the fuck to do with radicchio, so I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and served it to him as an “LL Cool PB&J,” and I won Chopped.
