Summary: Lan Wangji tried to look around, but found that he was immobilized. Not panicking, because he was a powerful cultivator who did not need to panic, Lan Wangji attempted to break the immobilization with his golden core.
Only to realize that his core, while intact, was blocked.
He attempted to move his fingers.
Nothing.
No matter what part of himself Lan Wangji attempted to move or wiggle, he received no response from his body.
Still not panicking, really not at all, Lan Wangji tried to parse what he could see in front of him, without moving his eyes.
There was a shelf that appeared to be almost half the size of Koi Tower in front of him, but before he began not panicking about that, he realized that no. The shelf was not a gigantic piece of furniture. It was Lan Wangji who was abnormally sized.
He had, in fact, gone from standing over two bu high, to measuring perhaps a single chi in length.
He was tiny .
…
Lan Wangji began to panic. ** In which Lan Wangji is cursed to be marionette puppet and transported to a different universe, where he is picked up by an alluring and kind puppeteer with a mysterious past…
My comments: This was a gift for me ❤️!@therealfailwhale was my author for MDZS RBB @mdzsrbb this year, and look what they produced!!!
This one is a hoot from the very first sentence. It is fluffy and fun, and features a thirsty Lan Wangji who is so. FRUSTRATED. that his teeny size is preventing him from acting on his thoughts. Heh heh heh.
Lan Wangji is just happy he’s no longer wooden, okay; Wei Wuxian is entirely smitten; Jiang Cheng is shouty and confused; Nie Huaisang has secrets; and I am just along for the ride. Two world collide, herein, and the mashup is greater than the sum of its parts. (And. AND! This charming story was written for my art, for the MDZS RBB, and I’m so honored and delighted and happy about that. I want to share it with everyone.)
Excerpt: Wei Wuxian pulled Lan Wangji away from his chest and held him up to look into his tiny face.
“You hear that, you beautiful man? You’re coming home with me!” Wei Wuxian grinned widely, and glanced up at Jiang Cheng. “Didi! Meet my husband!”
“You can’t marry a puppet!” shouted Jiang Cheng, as Lan Wangji felt a desire to hide his face.
modern au, wingfic, tiny lan wangji, puppet lan wangji, POV lan wangji, parallel universes, curses, the power of consent and autonomy, Schrodinger’s nielan, sangcheng, size difference, so many innuendos about size differences, getting to know each other, falling in love, puppets, developing relationship, slow burn, crack taken seriously, angry grape jiang cheng, different first meeting, domestic, suppportive wei wuxian, protective wei wuxian, orphans jiang cheng & wei wuxian, thirsty lan wangji, family reunion, getting together, first kiss, fluff, happy ending, favorite
This story is part of the MDZS RBB 2022 which is currently posting over on AO3. Y'all go read and love!
Hey guys! So I started a page where I will collect various spells and post them there for everyone’s convenience. Currently, I’m adding Curses and Hexes. Feel free to submit a post, or just visit the spell book page here!
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I’ve been seeing a lot of great pop-culture inspired spells, particularly curses, bouncing around recently, and I’ve been wanting to try one of my own. So, what happens when some ghastly somebody decides to cross me after I’ve been running and screaming my way through Silent Hill Downpour? Why, a Silent Hill themed curse of course! This is my first attempt at writing a curse, so it’s not perfect, but it worked a treat.
This little nugget o’ nastiness is designed to rain down all the horrors of everybody’s favourite haunted town on your target. It won’t literally call Pyramid Head and a hoard of Nurses to your target’s door, but what it will make life pretty unpleasant for them. In true Silent Hill style it is only be broken once your target realises what they’ve done and shows true remorse. The words are adapted from lines from Silent Hill 2, 3, 4andDownpour. You don’t have to do impersonations of the characters, but I did.
You will need:
Rage
A jar with a lid (preferably one that seals well)
A piece of paper and a pen
A token item (something that represents your target, be it a lock of hair, a scrap of clothing, an object that was in the room when they slighted you, or even an email address)
At least two pins
Some sharp things (pins, tacks, thorns, glass, whatever you have around)
Some high-proof alcohol (I used gin) and any other mind-altering or poisonous items you can find (I’m not telling you what I used for reasons)
Some mouldy (or at least out-of-date and smelly) cheese
Barbed wire (if you don’t have any, you can knock up something similar with craft wire)
Urine (or spit, if piss isn’t your thing)
Anything gross and unpleasant (extra points if it reminds you of Silent Hill, e.g. rust, mould, or dirt, or is linked to your target, for example I used cigarette ash since my target smokes)
(Optional) A picture of a suitable Silent Hill monster (I used an image of a Lying Figure since its straightjacket-like appearance reflected my target’s discrimination against those with mental illness)
(Optional) Two print-outs or drawings of the Halo of the Sun symbol from the games (use whichever version strikes your fancy)
Take the two “halo of the sun” signs. Stick or draw one on the inside of the lid of the jar and the other on the inside of the bottom of the jar, to trap your target in the world of the town.
Hold the paper in your hands.
“I was weak, that’s why I needed you. But that’s all over now.” (Tear the paper so that your name is separated from your target’s)
“You need someone to punish you for your sins,” (stab the target’s name with a pin and drop it into the jar) “Now it’s time to end this,” (stab the token item with a pin and drop it into the jar.)
“Suffering is a part of life. I learnt to deal with it but you’ll go under,” (drop the sharp things into the jar.)
“Your whole world will turn insane,” (pour the alcohol/mind altering stuff into the jar, along with any poisonous things.) “You will be trapped in a nightmare,” (drop the mouldy cheese into the jar, representing bad dreams) “There will be no escaping for you until you are wracked with remorse,” (start winding the barbed wire into the jar) “Until you’ve realised what you’ve done.”
(Now start dropping all your assorted yuck into the jar)
“Nowhere left for you to run
Every fault left bare in the open
Along with your skin, splayed out from within
Once the monster has his fun” (drop the monster image into the jar, if you’re using one, making sure it faces down toward your token item.)
“Take heed it’s not too late
Mistakes needn’t haunt you forever.
But until you regret, you can’t just forget
I alone decide your fate.” (Pour the piss into the jar, or spit into it if you’d rather)
“You can stay in that little dream world,” (seal the jar) “until you learn to stop hurting other people.” (Give the jar a good shake. Watch the sharp objects, the monster and all the rest of the yuck attack the token item and the name. It doesn’t help the magic to watch it, but damn does it feel good!)
(When you’re satisfied, lick your finger and anoint the lid.
Finish off with your best sassy Vincent impersonation: ) “If Gods will it, my sister, if Gods will it.”
And you’re done! Clear up your space, purify it and yourself if you want to, and keep the jar somewhere where you can get to it and shake things up if you need to. Now sit back and laugh evilly as your target gets lost in Alessa’s nightmare!
Sorta, loosely based off the concept of the “Injury Transference” ability from AHS: Coven. It’s a curse to send back pain that a person has caused you, a get even sort of deal. I would recommend this for an abuser who refuses to admit they’ve wronged you and/or still continue to hurt you.
What You’ll Need
A poppet of the target
Bindweed
Bloodroot powder
Chicory
New moon water
Paper
Pen
Black candle
Red sewing thread
Sewing needle
What To Do
Light your black candle and start to write down on the paper everything they’ve done to hurt you.
Take your candle and (carefully) drip the black wax on the edges of the paper.
Fold your paper into a small square as much as you can.
Open your poppet and stuff the bloodroot powder, chicory, and the paper with the wrongs written on it inside it, then after you put enough in sew it back together with the red thread.
Take your bindweed and start wrapping it around the poppet while saying/thinking “Every wrong you’ve done me comes back to you. Feel what I’ve felt, feel the pain you’ve caused me.” as many times as you wish.
Take your poppet wrapped in bindweed and “drown it” in the moon water while saying/thinking “While you feel my pain you will drown in your guilt.”
Once the ritual is complete blow out your candle and put that poppet in a place where it won’t see the light of day.
To break the curse take it out of the dark place, unwrap the bindweed, take out the chicory, and soak it in sun water.
Take a candle, preferably black or red. With a needle, write the name of the person you’re cursing. Take that same needle and burn the tip of it in the flame of another candle.
Once the tip is black, imagine the person you are cursing and stab the candle with their name in it. How many times you stab the candle is up to you.
When your candle is sufficiently stabbed, light it and focus on your curse’s intention. For instance, if someone has stolen from you, your intention could be that they would experience an equal theft.
Let the candle fully melt. You don’t want to reuse this one.
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Harnessing Fire Magic (A Witch’s Guide to Elemental Magic), Viivi James
Please- only use this spell if someone has truly done you wrong. You have been warned…
What you will need:
A piece of black yarn.
A 3″x 3″ piece of paper.
Black Marker/Pen.
To cast this spell write the person’s name on the a 3″ x3″ piece of paper with your writing utensil.
Concentrate on that person. Now draw 3 X’s on that person’s name.
Next fold the paper three times and take the black yarn and tie the paper with it. Raise it above your head and whisper the words below three times:
“Starting now I will be protected from you, This magic spell I will do, With this spell I shall bind thee, From now on you will let me be, I as of now am protected from your harm, I seal this hex with my charm. It is you that will suffer and cry out in pain It is you that will suffer and write in pain”.
Now drop the paper to the ground and using your right shoe step on the paper nine times As you slam it the ninth time say…
“From this moment pain you shall feel I have spoken these words, words that are real I have spoken these words and so mote it be!”
Forchaosundone‘s 31 days of pop culture spells challenge, Day 2: Write a curse inspired by the first fandom or character that made you interested in pop culture magic.
Purpose: To curse your target to cold and loneliness, rendering them invisible when they want to be seen and silent when they want to be heard.
What you need:
cloth
scissors
sewing needle & thread
lemon juice
black pepper, poppies (whole flowers), and rice
optional: mint leaves and apple seeds
two liquid-proof containers, one larger and one smaller
a sharpie, or something to write on cloth with
something to represent your target — a picture of them, their name written on a piece of paper, etc
water
a freezer, ice box, or somewhere else really cold
How to:
Fill the smaller container with lemon juice. Add the representation of your target first — their picture, a scrap of their handwriting, their name, etc. If you’re using the optional ingredients, the mint leaves and apple seeds, add those next. Then the black pepper, poppy flowers, and rice go in. Try to pack the ingredients down so they’re all in the lemon juice — you can add more juice if needed. You’ll be leaving this to marinate while you prepare the poppet.
With your sharpie, trace a human figure on the cloth. Double side the cloth and cut it out so you have two identical silhouettes. On one side of one silhouette, write out longhand what they have done to incite your wrath, and on one side of the other, why they deserve this curse.
On one of the unused sides, draw two eyes and use the scissors to cut a mouth open. Then sew it shut again, to silence them so they cannot be heard.
Now sew the two cut-outs together into a poppet, with the writing you did on the inside. When you sew it up, leave a small un-sewn gap at the top of the head.
This is where we come back to the ingredients you left marinating at the beginning. This is what you’re going to use to stuff the poppet through the little gap. Make sure the representation of your target gets in there! When it’s full, sew up the gap.
Next, fill the larger container with water. This container only needs to be large enough to hold the poppet you made — you don’t necessarily need to have a container for this, you could just fill up your sink if that’s easier. Submerge the poppet. You can do this for as long as you like, but it only requires to be long enough to get the poppet soaking wet.
Once it’s soaking, stick it in your freezer, and you’re pretty much done. The curse stays in effect for as long as you keep it in the cold.
A revenge spell for someone who hurt you to the point of breaking your soul and draining your light. Inspired by the song “Tell That Devil” by the Nashville Cast/Jill Andrews. This was designed with a specific person in mind, change it however you see fit.
Items needed:
3 black candles
1 lighter/matches
A pinch of pepper seeds (hot peppers preferably)
A piece of a fallen hornet’s nest (can usually be found on the ground in autumn)
1 rusty nail
1 piece of paper
1 writing utensil
1 small vial
Something to place burning paper safely
A spot of ground that the sunlight doesn’t touch
Instructions:
1. Write the victim’s name on the piece of paper. Place the seeds and hornet’s nest on the paper and fold it up as best you can. Light the three candles.
2. Begin reciting the incantation:
“You broke my soul, you poisoned my light, you blackened my heart. Now you will pay. [Victim’s name], I curse you and send you back to hell. I ask of the devil that he receive you. Feel the pain you have forced upon me tenfold. You will suffer for your evil-doings…”
3. Thrust the rusty nail into the folded paper as many times as you like, just make sure nothing falls out.
“… Feel the coffin nails pierce you…”
4. Light the folded paper on fire with the flames of the candles.
“… Feel the hellfire on your skin…”
5. Place the burning paper in the holder and wait until it is ash. Collect the ashes into the vial. Seal the vial and bury it in the spot of ground you’ve chosen that is never touched by sunlight.
“… And now I bury you in the ground, see you in hell.”
This is a hex intended to provide long term irritation and discomfort to the target until they’ve learned a specific lesson.
Materials
- 7 white tealights
- 7 thorns (I use bougainvillia or rose but any will do)
- Vinegar
- Sea salt
- Small bottle
- Needle
- Target’s name on paper
Steps
1. Soak your thorns in vinegar for whatever amount of time you feel you need. I usually leave mine for a few hours
2. Line your seven candles up so that they are next to each other, you can have them in either a row or a circle, whichever you like!
3. Light all your candles and place a thorn in front of each. Picture the energies of each thorn and candle linking to one another.
4. Fold the piece of paper with your targets name so that it has three layers.
5. Needle in one hand and paper in the other, recite the following chant (I like to do another chant more specific to the situation before this one as well). As you speak it, pierce the paper with your needle.
“Mind, body, soul - my hex will take its toll.”
Place the paper and the needle in your bottle for later.
6. Next, repeat the following words. As you say each line, extinguish on of your candles and place its respective thorn into your bottle.
“Seven days of slight unease
Seven nights of restless sleep
Seven dawns of nagging guilt
Seven dusks of bad luck built
Seven days of karma coming
Seven days of endless running
Seven days of all you’ve earned
Until your lesson you have learned
But should the lesson stay unheeded
These seven days shall be repeated”
7. Throw a pinch of salt in the bottle. Meditate with the open bottle for awhile and focus on your intent, allow your energy to flow into it. When you’re ready, seal the bottle. You may use wax for this if you wish.
8. Leave the bottle in a cold, dark place to add to the discomfort. I left mine outside during a storm. Don’t forget to cleanse your space and yourself after performing a hex! Once you feel the bottle has done its work, burn its flammable contents and cleanse everything else.
I like to perform this hex at night on the evening of a new moon, and of course for any hexes or curses a stormy night is always best, however as always your intent is the main ingredient!
