#dnd player
I haven’t posted on here in a while but I’d like to show everyone my favourite quotes some some dnd games I’ve DM’d/played
Fighter: “I mean the body can take the hit, the booze must survive”
Rogue: “don’t bite the hand that feeds you - go for the legs, it’ll throw them off balance”
Monk: “I’ve got twinks in my inventory!”
Sorcerer: “you went from bored to a full mental breakdown”
Fighter: “NO! You want to hear it in Infernal? NO!”
Sorcerer: “that’s one heckin tiddie window”
Monk: “shit my amour fell off! Quick, sausage sauce!” (Don’t ask me for context I can’t even remember)
Warlock: *mimicking holding phone* “hey mum can you pass me over to Satan, please?”
Druid: “you know that thing pirates do with a knife and a sail? Can I do that but with a kraken and a flaming sword?”
Adding to this list with a few new quotes I enjoyed:
Cleric: “I’m not recognising anything! Not on 7hp, I’m not!”
DM: “the ghast bleps in fear”
Bard, to an undead: “are you made of flesh?”
DM: “(Bard) jingles his bells and the alter opens”
Druid: “tits out for the King” (we were at his funeral)
My final backstory table, the bloodhunter.
My goal for bonus tables got funded! Here are some ideas for artificers!
The final one of the main classes, the rogue!
Ideas for the druid!
Cleric character ideas! Support or commission me here!
Origin ideas for the fighters! Support or commission me HERE.
Origin ideas for the wizard! Get the full series and support me here!
Ideas for the barbarian!
Ideas for Sorcerers!
Some ideas for all those monk players out there! See the rest of this series and more on my Kofi.
Origin ideas for the ranger! See the rest here at my Kofi.
Origin ideas for paladins! See them all and support me here.
Some fun ideas for warlock pacts. You can see the rest of this series on my Kofi! I appreciate all tips.
Hey guys, my goal got funded! A new series of tables for player characters is up on my Kofi and will be posted here!
First up is ideas for a bard!
