Gonna name my son retarded

If anybody asks “Are you fucking retarded?”, I'mma say yes

So close, yet so far

You know I’m something of a scientist myself

Finally found something I’ll be really good at

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

No you are breathtaking ❤

SOME INSPIRATION FOR Y'ALL

So no head?

Rain: Am I a joke to you

Happiness is gone. Reduced to atoms.

The penis chooses the wizard

Your mom: 7 days

Heisenberg

Aww naww

Wait wha-

Back to the kitchen!

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Back to the kitchen, dishwasher!

OOF 100

Thank you Thanks

Today

Too real

Yes please

meirl

If this ain’t me

Big dick energy bruh

Oh you silly women

I really think I’m going to switch platforms. Is there any platform you guys would want this on for more explicit content?

This is so painfully true

Which one would you give him?

Splurt splurt finally a new post. Also fuck these new guidelines they are trash. I might switch platforms if they keep beaning my posts.