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DK: The8, wanna hear a joke?

The8: ?

DK: What do you call a fake noodle?

The8: Um… what?

DK: An impasta! ROFL

The8

*many shrieks later*

News Reporter: Breaking news, a corpse was discovered this morning-

Trying to diet be like…

“I’m only going to eat a few bites”

*proceeds to eat the whole plate and goes for seconds*

From Jokes for All Occasions, 1922

FromJokes for All Occasions, 1922


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From A Little Nonsense, 1917

FromA Little Nonsense, 1917


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