#harry potter
Hufflepuff
So my Hufflepuff boyfriend was really nervous for his surgery so the night before he stressed baked dozens of cookies until he ran out of ingredients
That’s the most Hufflepuff thing ever and I almost died
“Me working on my five year plan:
Year 1:
Year 2:
Year 3:
Year 4:
Year 5: And then you’ll all be sorry.”
-Slytherin
- Sit up straight- it might be a power asserting thing, it might just be a natural habit but I think Slytherins tend to have good posture
- Be very selective- it’s not that they’re trying to be mean but if you don’t reach a standard that they have for people they just won’t be friends with you
- Let sarcastic comments slip everywhere- to your friends, heck yeah. To your parents? Mostly when it’s all fun and games or maybe when they’rein a heated argument
- Know where all your weak spots are- Slytherins are very observant and can usually figure out another person’s insecurities and weaknesses quickly. What they do with it is up to them
- Tend to like privacy- I’m not saying all Slytherins are introverts but Slytherins definitely aren’t all about sharing their secrets with everyone
- Subconsciously get really competitive- it doesn’t have to be in sports and anything all up in your face (though sometimes it really can be) but all Slytherins strive to be the best in what they like to do
- FInd interest in deep mysterious things- inside every Slytherin I think there’s some Ravenclaw who’s really confused and just wants to read quotes all day. Slytherins tend to like things that have poetic meaning or relatability to them like the ocean, fog, cats, gothic architecture, and quotes that accurately describe their emotions
- Always have a ton of blankets- maybe it’s a cold-blooded thing, maybe it’s the fact that the Slytherin common room is freezing and that’s what my mind carries with me but Slytherins tend to burrito themselves in blankets, always making sure to cover their feet completely and try to figure out how to get their hands underneath and still do whatever they’re doing
- Have nervous habits- Yeah. Maybe playing with their hair or hands, maybe doodling, maybe tapping I don’t know. It’s unfortunately a sign of weakness but it’s just something they do
Slytherins:
New white candles, flourishing orchids, pretending not to care about school but strives for an A, classic Russian literature, ivy growing on stone, snowflakes that land on your eyelashes and nose, lakes that seem to have no bottom, being the last one to go to bed and the first one up in the morning, faking confidence, listens to both classical music and hard metal, expert sarcasm, brutal games of truth or dare, having a bed covered in pillows and blankets because the dormitory is so cold, having a perfect skin routine, to-do lists, white lies, foggy mornings, zoning out in class, heavy black boots with black skinny jeans, always elegant, looks like they are constantly posing, sly comments in class to the person next to them, reads the chronicles of narnia whenever it snows, stained glass windows, learning Latin for fun, gets really competitive at uno, clenched teeth, raising one eyebrow, being really good at monopoly, try’s their absolute best but pretends not to.
THE BOY WHO NEVER HAD A CHOICE
Slytherins are:
Slytherins are wind coming down the chimney, red cheeks and noses from the cold, they are naturally and perfectly straight hair, slytherins are wearing full and on point makeup one day and no makeup the next, they are fur blankets and silk sheets, sketches on school assignments and old photographs in silver frames, they are snow on evergreen trees and cracked ice in fountains, slytherins are espresso at 9pm and stolen liquor, they are student declared snow days, and cinnamon hot chocolate, they are having that one favourite pen you stole from a gryffindor, and post valantines day candy shopping.
691. Slytherins tend to obsess over the question of whether or not they are a good person, and whether their self-centeredness and ambition mean they’re evil. That’s one reason they resent Gryffindors, who KNOW they’re good and pride themselves on it
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Reminder that jkr basically funds a large portion of the terf movement in the UK and promoting harry potter and actively giving her money is helping fund that movement and is actively encouraging her and her followers because they see this as support
Stop adding in the tags for ways for people to engage in this content without giving her money when i explicitly stated that promoting harry potter also helps support this movement its really shitty to see people turn around and go “okay but you can still engage and promote this content but this way because were only helping it stay relevant and not giving her money”
Since I apparently wasn’t clear enough JKRwill not be deplatformed as long as Harry Potter continues to remain relevant and people are still reblogging this with tags with ways to promote the series it’s really disheartening that a fucking book series is more important than the safety of trans people
JKR claims that the number of Harry Potter fans is proof of how many people support her transphobic views. Literally, any time you post HP content, JKR considers it a statement that you’re “team terf.” Do what you will with this information.
J.K. Rowling says 90% of her fans agree with her transphobia but they’re afraid to say so publicly
-do not repost-
this is completely self-indulgent and catering to my fellow mcr fans over at the HMS Harmony Discord. enjoy TT
My entry for @hms-harmony-discord’s Friday Fanart event!! The prompt was “Summer Harmony”. TT
Here’s the invite link if you maybe wanna join!
when studying in a secluded section of the library, takes an unexpected turn for harry and hermione.
the@hms-harmony-discord is holding Fanart Fridays and I was coerced…ahem, persuaded into drawing a library make out session. enjoy.
Here’s the invite link if you maybe wanna join!
Art for “Home is Where the Heart Lies” 3/3
im so proud of this pls appreciate ;-;
i did another smooch!!
what if i shipped hhr… haha just kidding…
unless…?
i fashioned myself a new name, a name i knew wizards everywhere would one day feartospeak, when i had become the greatest sorcerer in the world!
T O M R I D D L E for@ketterdam
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