#harry potter
We got jealous of our friend’s homework so we did it too. We exchanged favorite characters, and drew them based from celebrities! Here’s bby Deku for my friend Jonna~ did you catch the reference before you saw the photo?
Working on another of these… I hope I can do it successfully!
Slytherin: and as i said, you just won a life suply of chocolate frog
Griffindor: that’s ridiculous! You’ve only given me one of those, i can eat it in five minutes
Slytherin: -discreetly takes out wand- oh, i believe you
[during an argument]
Slytherin: yeah? At least my house animal isn’t a glorified cat!
Griffindor: oh really? Well…snakes are….. they are just tails with faces!
Slytherin:…
Griffindor:…
Slytherin:…
Griffindor:…
Slytherin: let’s just agree that i won this one
Ravenclaw: who’s a good boy?
Hufflepuff: i am?
Griffindor: ha! did you hear that? finally something your not the first at!
Slytherin:
-proceeds to show a paper trophy written “the BEST boy”-
Who’s laughing now? You bitch
Slytherin: hey, you know about feelings, right? Because there is someone i would like to ask on a date. How do i do that?
Hufflepuff: that’s so sweet! just ask the person to go get a butterbeer together
Slytherin: ok, wanna go get a butterbeer together?
Hufflepuff: yeah! Ask the person just like that
Slytherin: i just did
Hufflepuff: and what was the answer?
Slytherin: idk, you tell me
Gryffindor: hey guys!
Hufflepuff: hi! Oh, you’re glowing btw
Gryffindor: always, thanks
Ravenclaw: no, you are literally glowing. Did someone put a jinx on you?
Gryffindor: dammit Slytherin!
Hufflepuff: hey, it’s been ages since you last posted,are you all right?
Slytherin: yeah, totally. I’ve just been hella busy, but it’s also because i have been working on a huge surprise…
Ravenclaw: here’s the books you wanted on password recovery
Hufflepuff: wait a sec, all this time without posting, you had forgotten your login password??
I hate Paris
The best one so far, in my opinion
Slytherin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to
Slytherin:*immediately falls asleep*
Dear Rowan
I honestly don’t think that this would be an issue
Wish you the best of luck in your quest of becoming a Hogwarts teacher
-Remus John Lupin
Listen up y’all
Mom:Ravenclaw
Dad:Griffindor
Sister:Ravenclaw
Bff:Ravenclaw
Now, how the hell was I born a slytherin?
September 1st
You guys know what that means right?
Today we are going back to Hogwarts!
Hufflepuff: can you imagine? Like, getting paid for been cute?
Slytherin: oh, you would be so rich
Hufflepuff:what?
Slytherin:what?
Just a quick shout out to my followers! Because even though I am loaded with university stuff and hasn’t been much active lately, you guys are still amazing
I’ll try my best to post as soon as possible
Hufflepuff: I would die for you guys
Griffindor: I would die for you all first
Slytherin, shouting across the room: NO ONE HERE IS DYING UNLESS IT’S ME THE ONE DOING THE KILLING
Slytherin: why do people keep thinking I can’t do anything nice?
Ravenclaw:experience