#helga hufflepuff
AAAI - DAY 22: Witch ( @palepinkycat)
So a young Helga Hufflepuff walks into a plant shop-
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Just couldn’t stop thinking about this post.
dude, I just started to analyse this, Quirrel had Voldy at the back of his head right?? Okay, and supposedly Dumbledore knows it all with his great powers and shit, right?? hoW DIDNT HE NOTICE THE FUCKING DARK LORD IN ONE OF HIS TEACHERS?! I mean, dark magic it’s like a vibe right?? bAD VIBE???
The Town of Huntly
Seraphine and Rowan are walking through the neighbouring towns, looking for any signs of magical children or magical families.
Seraphine: We would save time if we were to go our separate ways, you know.
Seraphine:*Chucking incredulously* Oh, can’t you?
Seraphine:*Jokingly* Are you implying that I require your help?
Seraphine:*Smirking* You fret too much but I’m flattered that you care so much about me Rowan.
Seraphine:*Chuckling* Inconvenienced, but flattered.
Hogwarts
Helga is writing down notes for additional things for them to consider about the school. Godric is restless and trying to see how fast he can stab between his fingers.
Back In Huntly
Seraphine stops to look around. Rowan, walking behind without paying much attention, knocks into her shoulder.
Seraphine: Enough. We’re splitting up.
Seraphine: Stop it. I refuse to be bound to you like a pet.
Seraphine: I’ll Apparate back to the tower. You needn’t worry.
Rowan is hesitant, the image of Seraphine lying unconscious flashing through his mind.
Seraphine: Well you manage just fine. Besides, whose fault is it that I no longer have it?
Seraphine:*Waving him off with her hand*
Seraphine:*Reaching forward to take his hand* Draco Dormiens …
A mysterious hooded figure watches them from afar.
Cast:
Godric Gryffindor - @marvelousmisterscamander
Helga Hufflepuff - @askmissevans
Rowan Ravenclaw - @ami-acts
Written by - @siriussly-serious
fluffy helga x rowena headcanons:
- study dates!! where they quiz each other before kicking salazar and godric’s asses in medieval trivial pursuit
- godric’s a pompous dick who is like “ok when we build our school you ladies just watch”
- so helga gets in his face (she’s a hardcore feminist) and pulls out facts and statistics and, when that fails, hexes him while rowena laughs in the background
- rowena and helga are building and helga has dirt on her face and rowena wipes it off and kisses her and then they make out
- the boys finding them fucking in unfinished classrooms and rolling their eyes
- the weekend before the school opens the four of them go out and get super drunk and helga and rowena go home late and christen EVERY CLASSROOM (it’s a smallish school at this point)
- siTTING BY THE LAKE FEEDING THE BABY GIANT SQUID AND PUTTING FLOWERS IN EACH OTHER’S HAIR
- MAKING EACH OTHER BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING
- PLAYING PRANKS ON THE BOYS
- CUDDLING AT NIGHT
- JUST
- ROWENA X HELGA
- I LOVE THIS SHIP
Regarding the Founders’ Artifacts in Harry Potter…
Is the implication literally that Helga Hufflepuff could only contribute a CUP because she’s big and presumably liked eating and drinking?? We know JKR doesn’t like and downplays the capacity of fat people. Hufflepuff takes ‘all the rest’ into her house…because she’s greedy??