#hera will end him

Hera:Hey

Zeus: Hey queen

Hera:

Zeus:

Hera: You’re never this nice…what did you do

Zeus: What makes you think I did something?!

*earlier*

Zeus: ugh what happened last night

Dionysus: Idk man

Zeus: Why does my lower back hurt?

Dionysus *trying not to laugh*: I don’t know

Hermes walking in: Sup losers what’s going o-OHHHHHHH

Zeus:WHAT

Hermes:DUDE

Hermes: You got a tattoo?!?

Zeus:WHAT?!?!

Dionysus, on the floor laughing: AHHH HAHAHAHA

Zeus, runs to a mirror: oh my ME

Zeus: “HERA SUCKS LIGHTIN DICK”

Zeus: I’m dead

Hermes: Yeah you are!!

Dionysus: You wanna see the video?

Hermes:Yes

Zeus: GUYS WHAT AM I GONNA DO

Dionysus: Relax, I’ll call Dite to help you help cover it up

Zeus: thank you

some time passes

Aphrodite: I heard there was a skin crisis?!

Dionysus: It’s big Z

Hermes: He has a new look!

Dionysus and Hermes:HAHAHAHHAHA

Aphrodite: Um okay?

Aphrodite: Zeus, let me see?

Zeus: Don’t laugh at me

Aphrodite: I promise I won- HAHAHAHAAHAAAA

Zeus: fuck you all

Aphrodite: Oh honey you already did

Hermes, falls to the floor: OH MY HAHAHAAHAAHHA