#established relationships

1. A finds a stray animal and brings it home, B is allergic so C helps A hide the animal until B finally catches them after sneezing for a week
   
2. A is a Marvel fan and B is a DC fan, C doesn’t care either way and always mixes them up
3. A is asexual, B is aromantic, and C is demi, and they have a happy healthy partnership 
4. A falls instantly for C while B is interested in C but needs to be wooed still
5. A and B have to explain to C why they never get to drive, optional: C drives wildly, speeding/running lights/etc or drives too slow/cautious
6. A has a history of severe nightmares, B knows how to calm A down but is out of town, C has to try for the first time alone
7. It’s A’s birthday but B and C both forgot until the last second, B distracts A while C sneaks out to get a gift
8. A is always up late with work related things, one night A falls asleep and B and C have to fumble through getting the work done for them
9. A is babysitting but has to go somewhere unexpectedly, leaving the baby with B and C who have little/no experience with babies 
10. A helped color B’s hair but it was a disaster and C has to comfort them both while fixing it
11. A’s glasses broke while they were reading a really good part of their book, B and C offer to read it to them, switching out between characters and making silly voices
12. A has a secret fear (like of clowns/spiders/heights/etc), B and C don’t know and accidentally freak out A with their fear
13. A’s never seen the ocean but wants to, B hates the ocean but agrees to go anyways, A and C swim and make sand castles while B naps on a blanket 
14. A cuts their finger while preparing dinner, B panics and wants to go to the hospital, C calms B down and deals with A’s injury 
15. A only has money for two tickets to an event all three of them love, so A and B have to sneak C inside 

1. Person A is an immortal and finally found out B was reincarnated but doesn’t remember them
   
2. A’s an ER nurse/doctor and B comes in with a minor injury but is freaking out/afraid of medical devices
3. A works at a soup kitchen and mistook B for a person in need
4. A found a number in a library book and it turns out B’s friend left it there as a prank
5. A bumped into B’s car and thinks B is really injured when B is just really taken by A and asks for a date to make them even
6. A keeps going to B’s apartment by mistake to visit a friend, it’s not always an accident
7. A stole a car and halfway down the road B wakes up in the backseat
   
8. A and B are rivals in an online game, meet by chance in person and recognize each other’s voices
9. A angrily drunk texts B by mistake thinking it was their ex
10. A accidentally ran over B’s toes while on a skateboard/bike/scooter/etc
11. A dies but B is still alive so A’s ghost acts as a guardian angel until B dies and they meet up again
12. A took B’s prescription glasses by mistake and now B is blindly trying to give chase to get them back 
13. A is Santa/Easter bunny/etc at a mall photo shoot and B’s brought in a kid for pictures, A awkwardly tries to hit on B without alerting/traumatizing the children
14. A stole B’s camera but after looking at the pictures A feels bad and decides to track B down to give it back
15. A’s cat just chased B’s dog and now the owners have to catch them before they get lost, optional: the owners blame each other/each other’s pets

1. I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead
   
2. You were supposed to get diaper rash cream at the store but now you’re texting pictures of the shelves and asking what you forgot come on
3. We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time
4. I’m really sorry the kid’s copying a bad word I said and I keep laughing but come on look how cute that is
5. It’s our first date since having the kid and you keep texting the sitter and trying to facetime them instead of enjoying dinner
6. We’re trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we’re freaking out if they heard or seen us or not
7. I know it’s silly but humor the kid and “kill the spider”, I know it’s just stray hairs knotted up but it scares them so do it come on
8. You asked me to get the kid’s school things together but it’s morning and I forgot no I’m not trying to rush it before you notice
9. The school sent home a project for our kid to do but it’s really complicated and they want help but only your’s they refuse me
10. Look I remember I said no pets until the kid’s older but they found this animal and it’s cute and they’re cute can we please keep it please

1. A is the mall Santa and B is one of his elves (bonus: C is the other elf and tries to convince the two to sneak into Santa’s workshop to makeout)
   
2. A got candy canes to make peppermint bark but B didn’t know and ate them all (bonus: C bought an extra box of candy canes already)
3. A wants to decorate on December 1st and B wants to do it on Thanksgiving night (bonus: C hangs up lights while the Turkey is cooking)
4. A has never had stockings so B tries to make A’s extra special (bonus: C gets custom made stockings)
5. A won’t let anyone open gifts without Santa hats or reindeer antlers on but B hides all the festive head wear (bonus: C shows up dressed as Santa)
6. A wants to watch It’s a Wonderful Life before bed Christmas Eve, B insists on A Christmas Story (bonus: they watch both, C cries for most of them)
7. A thinks the top of the tree needs a star, B wants an angel at the top (bonus: C ends up having to find a way to put both on the tree)
8. A wants to start stringing lights/garland from top to bottom on the tree, B wants to do it bottom to top (bonus: C doesn’t care as long as the back of the tree is decorated who cares if no one sees back there!)
9. A comes home to find B dangling from the roof by Christmas lights (bonus: C is at the top trying to pull them up)
10. A bought all their gifts early but B waited until the last minute and has to brave the mall at it’s busiest (bonus: C catches on and keeps A from knowing)
11. A was too excited to grab jacket when they ran outside, and B chases after them to try and wrestle them into one (bonus: C has to take care of them both when they get sick)
12. A wants to get a real tree, B wants an artificial one (bonus: C makes a compromise by getting a fake tree but helping A decorate an outside tree, too)
13. A grew up opening gifts on Christmas eve and B grew up opening them Christmas day and they both want to do their way (bonus: C sneaks into the gifts and the food while A and B are arguing)
14. A doesn’t sing but B wants to go caroling or at least singing around the tree (bonus: C likewise wants to go caroling and puppy-dog-eyes A)
15. A’s bummed not to see family for the holidays so B, who usually isn’t very festive, goes out of their way to make A’s holidays nice (bonus: C sets up a surprise Skype date with A’s family)

1. Who puts up holiday decorations weeks or months ahead of time, and who tries to put everything back away until the holiday is closer
   
2. Who likes white chocolate, and who despises it completely
3. Who sings loudly along with songs regardless of talent, and who groans in dismay and turns the radio up louder
4. Who loves pineapple on pizza, and who subtly picks the pineapple off of their slices
5. Who sleeps with limbs hanging off the bed, and who hides under the blankets with all their limbs pulled in close
6. Who buys the salt and vinegar chips, and who hides the bag because they really hate how the chips smell 
7. Who drives “like an old granny” all the time, and who is the “speed demon”
8. Who insists on always dressing up on Halloween, and who wants to stay home and hand out candy
9. Who stops to greet all the animals they pass, and who walks faster so the animals don’t “get” them
10. Who watches the scary/suspenseful movies, and who tries to scare them during the movie
11. Who spends an eternity getting ready to go somewhere, and who fusses about the time and being late
12. Who plays or tries to play the piano, and who climbs on the piano and tries to lay “seductively” on top
13. Who uses their phone to check the time, and who insists on using a watch instead
14. Who wakes up before the alarm clock goes off, and hits snooze half a dozen times
15. Who picks the flowers while on a hike, and who is attacked or fears being attacked by bees

Yoongi X reader - married
Wax play, ice play, f!oral, unprotected sex

This had been the worst fight the two of you had had in a long time. Yoongi was due to set off on a new world tour within the next month and he kept bringing home the stress of rehearsals with him. Every time he came home he either collapsed on the sofa and stayed there until long after you gone to bed, or forced himself through dinner with you snapping at you when you asked questions he deemed too overwhelming for his current mental state. You know he didn’t mean it, often apologising as soon as he realises how short he had been with you, but after two weeks you’d had enough.

“STOP IT!” you shout after the twelfth grumbled reply of the evening “You have been awful to me for weeks now, and I get it you are stressed but did you ever think maybe I have bad days too?” he glances up at you from under his bangs before excusing himself from the table and locking himself in his home studio. You let out an exasperated sigh before throwing the empty plates into the sink, chipping one in the process. The flood gates opened then, and you retreated to your shared bedroom, safe in the knowledge that your husband would not come to bed until after he was sure you were asleep.

You must’ve passed out while crying. When you awoke the sun was streaming through the crack in the blinds, Yoongi no where to be found. He must have come in at some point though because your jeans had been removed, and you were tucked in with your favourite blanket and the teddy bear he bought you for your first date. You cuddle the small toy close before unravelling yourself and going in search of your missing spouse. You walk out into the living room but he’s not on the sofa. You search further into the house, heading for his musical sanctuary. That’s where you find him. Curled up on the small leather sofa in the corner usually reserved for when you want to watch him work. Soft snores fall from his mouth, he looks so peaceful there, finally relaxed. You crouch by his side and try to wake him, eager to sort through any lingering contempt from the night before. However, when he doesn’t stir, an evil idea forms in your head.

You run back to the kitchen to receive your weapon of choice. The ice cubes burn your hand a little as you rush back to mess with the man you love. When you return, he has turned in his sleep, giving you the perfect access to your target. You almost abort the plan when you see his angelic face, mouth slightly agape, he just looks so cute. But the ice is staring to drip out of our hand so its now or never. You take one of the cubes and rub it gently along the back of his neck. He lets out a small moan in protest to the damp sensation. The noise only spurs on your mischievous replacement for an alarm clock. You drop two ice cubes down his back, knowing how sensitive he is. The sudden damp wakes him up immediately and you rush to hide the evidence, slipping the remaining ice cubes into your mouth, not having an exit strategy for him awaking so fast.

The bleary man eyes you suspiciously, looking at your blown-out chipmunk cheeks. While tired he is not stupid. His eyes squint as his hand reaches out to push your cheeks together. One of the cubes falls out of your mouth and he laughs shaking his head at your antics, felling the tension break between the two of you. You stick your tongue out, the last remaining block of ice proudly sat in the middle. He pulls you in to kiss you. The two of you pass the cold shard back and forth until nothing remains. You pull away a little breathless, resting your forehead against his.

“I’m sorry for shouting at you baby” you whisper, genuinely sad that you’d snapped knowing how hard he’d been working.

“Don’t be silly, it’s all on me. I should never be that short with you ever. I love you far too much to ever make you that upset.” His hand caresses the side of your face as you cling to him, happy to finally be talking through the rising resentment.

“I love you too… so much” tears sting your eyes again when you think about how much your going to miss him when he goes on tour, knowing that part of the argument was pushing each other away in preparation for the long separation.

“Come with me?” he asks for what must be the hundredth time since the tour was announced. You sigh about to refuse again, you couldn’t just up and leave your job and friends, especially with how busy he would be, but his lips press against yours to halt your response. “Please, I don’t want to leave you again, I can’t” his eyes plead with yours, a sadness planted deep within them.

“Maybe” your voice is barely above a whisper, but it’s all he needs for now “Maybe for a little bit of the tour at least” you clarify, but it doesn’t matter, because he knows you, once your resolve budges an inch he can run with it for a mile. He sweeps you into his arms, all sleepiness worn off. He carries you back to your bedroom as you squeal for him to release you. He dumps you on the bed and is instantly covering your body with his. He places kisses along your chin and down your throat before pulling your hands away from your sides and above your head. He secures them with the handcuffs that had become a permanent fixture to your headrest.

“Now I think it’s time to get you back for the rather rude awakening this morning.” He pulls your shirt up your body, so it pools around your extended arms and crawls back off the bed. Reaching into your box of toys he pulls out a candle and lighter. “Fire for ice… what do you think Jagi” his voice dropped an octave as he set the wick alight and waited for wax to start dripping from the top. You squirm in anticipation as he moves the candle over your body. He tests the temperature on his own skin before letting it hang freely over your stomach.

*drip*

The first splatter of warmth hits your stomach and you let out a moan.

*drip*

*drip*

The next two hit your thighs, close to your core. His free hand moves to play with the drying wax connecting the small trail of dots, his fingers getting dangerously close to where you wanted them most before he pulled them away and moved the candle to a new target. The wax was flowing a little quicker now, he took the opportunity to write his initials across your chest before blowing out the flame and placing the candle on the heatproof mat on your dresser. He signals you to stay still and exits the room. You close your eyes awaiting his return, enjoying the feeling of the cooling wax on your skin.

You hear him return but don’t bother to look. Your trust in him is complete, unwavering. A trust you regret just a little when the ice I dragged slowly across your heated flesh. Your eyes fly open, glaring at the cocky smirk now on his face.

“What happened to the fire?” you question trying to sound annoyed and failing miserably. His freezing touch prevents you from actually being upset. Too turned on to even keep up your fake argument. He pulls the cube down from between your breasts to your pussy, holding it just above your slit and letting the cool water mix in with your juices. When that cube was gone Yoongi reached for another one from a glass on the side. Placing it on his tongue he tucked his head between your legs and blew a cold wind over your still heated skin. One arm wrapped around your thigh the other snaking underneath him to play with your folds. Once his mouth is almost as cold as the ice he licks up your slit before sucking on your clit.

The severe temperature shift made you shiver with pleasure. His mouth moves expertly against your clit, drawing nonsensical shapes in your skin. Two of his fingers tease your entrance, their tips dancing in and out of you but never enough to cause the stretching burn you craved from them. Your about to whine for what you want, not above begging after the taunting he had put you through, when he surprises you by pushing three of his digits inside. You let out a high squeak at the sudden intrusion, the burn almost too much. Almost. You grind down as far as the handcuffs will let you. He chuckles at your eager reaction, pulling his hand back as much as far as you advanced.

“Please” the plea left your mouth almost involuntarily. He pumps his fingers languidly in and out. His digits curve expertly against your sweet spot.

“Please what Jagi… tell me what you need” he places kisses on your thighs and waits for your response.

“Fuck me… hard, make me cum hard all over your cock” your filthy mouth makes it impossible for him to hold back any longer. He rips his fingers from you almost painfully. He unlocks your hands, flips you over, and removes his pants. You grip onto the pillows as he lines himself up. He thrusts into you hard, pistoning his hips like a man gone mad. The feeling is incredible. One hand reaches round to play with your clit as the other wraps in your hair pulling you up flush against him. He places small kisses along your shoulders in between the grunts leaving his mouth. Your orgasm builds quickly in this position. The combination of the angle and his ministrations on the bundle of nerves between your legs has you almost screaming as the pleasure overtakes you, your husband not far behind as his hips stutter.

He cuddles you close as the two of you fall to the mattress, exhausted. When your highs fade, he moves to grab your recover kit, using a plastic card to remove the dried wax from your skin and rubbing the areas with a soothing moisturiser. He places kisses to the slightly pink skin and pulls you favourite blanket back around the two of you as you fall into a late morning nap. Back in his arms where you belong.

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i just want a boring love. a love that doesn’t need fights or arguments to keep the fire alive. a “let’s sit and read on opposite ends of the sofa” love. an “i thought of you when i was doing the dishes” love. an “i would rather be at home with the love of my life right now” love

can confirm, this form of love is very shelf-stable; husband and I have been chilling amicably for over ten years

Get yourself a partner who taps you repeatedly taps you with a dish and when you make a gentle inquiring noise as to what the fuck they’re doing they tell you that they’re sending you plate mail.