#horoscope posts

a pisces is that daydreamer. the one who speaks with “if” instead of “when”. very calm and sweet. a good person to befriend if you want someone loyal and adorable. 

in private – a pisces in private is pretty much the same as when they’re in public. they love to listen to you and offer emotional support rather than giving advice. they tend to be pretty gullible. very loving and easy to love back. 

flirting – a pisces is a touchy flirter, but an awkward touchy flirter. they’ll go to touch your shoulder but quickly retract as soon as their fingertips brush. it may be obvious when they’re flirting. they tend to ramble and maybe even stutter. 

features - a pisces is just a big ol’ ball of cuteness. no specifics. just awesome. 

reads but doesn’t reply: aries, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

says stuff but never gets a reply: taurus, cancer, gemini, aquarius, pisces 

aries: overspending, biting your nails, and eating fast food

taurus: road rage, humming constantly, and eavesdropping

gemini: licking the spoon after baking, talking during movies, and laughing at inappropriate times

cancer: biting at the end of pens, gossiping, and midnight snacking

leo: chewing gum obnoxiously, licking your fingers, and finishing people’s sentences

virgo: clicking pens, borrowing and never returning things, and whining

libra: swearing, comfort shopping, and reality tv

scorpio: speaking with your mouth full, fidgeting, and being a know-it-all

sagittarius: talking to yourself, flaking out, and being late

capricorn: cracking knuckles, excessive throat-clearing, and bragging

aquarius: one-upping, name dropping, and grinding your teeth

pisces: exaggerating, day-dreaming, and avoiding confrontation

aries: vitality, springtime, untiring, full of life, dynamic

taurus: folksy, rustic, of the earth, unyielding, yearning

gemini: airy, balmy, bellowing, pleasant, fickle

cancer: delicate, powerful, serene, of the sea, zealous

leo: fearless, unwavering, luminescent, spirited, radiant

virgo: bucolic, dreamy, astral, celestial, intuitive

libra: fluttery, harmonious, adored, exalted, enchanting

scorpio: luxurious, opulent, protective, dignified, regal

sagittarius: vagrant, enigmatic, electric, astir, compelling

capricorn: abstract, deep thinking, mysterious, frugal, sensible

aquarius: ethereal, divine, intangible, heavenly, of the sky and stars

pisces: imaginative, quixotic, poetic, amorous, whimsical 

aries: at the movies

taurus: on the couch eating and watching football

gemini: doing last-minute homework

cancer: taking a bath with candles

leo: stays in bed all day

virgo: drinks tea and watches netflix

libra: makes music

scorpio: cleans up room/house

sagittarius: goes outside and plays in rain puddles

capricorn: listens to sad music

aquarius: goes on social media all day wearing a blanket

pisces: sleep

libra
cancer
leo
aquarius
scorpio
gemini
sagittarius
pisces
taurus
virgo
aries
capricorn

aries: pomeranian; vivacious, spunky, and independent, refusing to take orders from anyone they view inferior to them

taurus: english bulldog; calm and phlegmatic while possessing a very stubborn temperament

gemini: poodle; intelligent with a very nervous, high-strung temperament 

cancer: labrador; protective and family-oriented

leo: golden retriever; extremely loyal with a bright and cheerful temperament

virgo: german shepherd; intelligent, aloof, and requires plenty of mental stimulation

libra: english cocker spaniel; sweet, gentle, and agreeable with nearly everyone

scorpio: rottweiler; fiercely protective and loyal to their loved ones

sagittarius: siberian husky; free-spirited, energetic, and good-natured while being very strong-willed

capricorn: saint bernard; calm, sensible, and patient with an independent streak

aquarius: border collie; intelligent, quick-minded, and loves to socialize

pisces: pug; peaceful, sweet, and dependent on others 

aries: $10000000000000 to the swear jar

taurus: screams into a pillow

gemini: goes for a walk to calm down

cancer: so angry they go to bed to try and sleep it off

leo: rants to themselves

virgo: squeezes something really hard

libra: gets mad in their mind, but their face is so calm

scorpio: punches walls

sagittarius: breaks glass things

capricorn: breathes hard and bottles up their anger

aquarius: has to go and be alone or they might kill someone 

pisces: listens to music to calm themselves

aries: watching youtube vids, ends up in that weird side of it (you know what i’m talking about)

taurus: checking the empty fridge every 15 mins, other than that they’re just probably surfing the internet

gemini: talking either to themselves or to their pet, who knows what they’re discussing about

cancer: binge watching tv shows and sometimes checking social media

leo: dancing in front of the mirror in their underwear

virgo: happy that they finally have some time for themselves and doing whatever they love, such as reading, sleeping or just watching tv

libra: summoning satan

scorpio: kissing posters in their bedroom and snacking

sagittarius: ready to fight the ghost who’s hiding in their closet (it’s really there)

capricorn: stalking their crush on the internet and spamming their friends with pictures (caption ‘dis u’)

aquarius: who knows but they end up setting their house on fire

pisces: using comb as a microphone, they’re pretending that they’re a winner of a singing competition

Aries:space, grizzly bears, hair ties, unrequited affection, baking

Taurus:gardening, vine, ballet, eye-contact, early august

Gemini: crystal pepsi, high tops, circle glasses, high school auditoriums

Cancer:bubbles, laughing, golden hour, tea, chocolate, old cars

Leo:hair dye, dr. pepper, the color red, sketching, bass guitar

Virgo:middle school, comfy jackets, very organized binders, horses, ambition

Libra: skateboards, flash photos at night, hoodies, finding out someone you know likes an artist that you like too, cotton candy ice cream

Scorpio: k-pop, teaching, insecurity, BIG smiles, enthusiasm, spanglish

Sagittarius:instagram, art museums, homemade jewelry, golden retrievers, face masks, distance

Capricorn:cheerful attitudes, 80s movies, musical theater, bluntness, immature but endearing sense of humor

Aquarius: photoshop, travel, unrealized potential, the beach on an overcast day, favorite songs you forgot about, hanging out from 6 til 11 pm

Pisces: confidence, asking the wrong questions, being passionate about what you do, black suits, pie

Aries: Noah – LOUD, random XD humor, everyone’s favorite because he’s so creative.

Taurus:Allison – looks scared all the time, is happy to be a part of the group but wishes she was at home, cries when her costume gets a rip in it.

Gemini:Harry – was there for one day, a mystery, his mom has a little bit of a big ego.

Cancer: Hope – very artistic, Charity’s older sister, her eyes turn into actual hearts when she looks at someone she admires.

Leo:Samantha – cries to get what she wants, doesn’t understand why we can’t play soccer even though this is a theatre camp, doesn’t want to participate because she lied to her mom about what role she got.

Virgo: Tori – chaotic neutral, has stage fright, teacher’s pet.

Libra: Charity – SUPER sassy, fashionable as heck, keeps the other campers in line.

Scorpio: Vince – told everyone that Santa and God aren’t real, his dad has a machete, cusses like a sailor.

Sagittarius: Brooke – wears makeup every day even though she’s like six years old, always smiling, very sweet but doesn’t like to do what she’s told.

Capricorn: James – positive despite being very serious, has a really cool Avengers lunch box, projected his lines the best during the performance at the end of the week.

Aquarius: Avery – rarely talks but giggles a lot, very focused, carries a plush rabbit everywhere.

Pisces: Peyton – best friends with Brooke, knows a lot for her age, mischievous.