#astrology post
a pisces is that daydreamer. the one who speaks with “if” instead of “when”. very calm and sweet. a good person to befriend if you want someone loyal and adorable.
in private – a pisces in private is pretty much the same as when they’re in public. they love to listen to you and offer emotional support rather than giving advice. they tend to be pretty gullible. very loving and easy to love back.
flirting – a pisces is a touchy flirter, but an awkward touchy flirter. they’ll go to touch your shoulder but quickly retract as soon as their fingertips brush. it may be obvious when they’re flirting. they tend to ramble and maybe even stutter.
features - a pisces is just a big ol’ ball of cuteness. no specifics. just awesome.
ARIES
1. show excitement and enthusiasm for their interest, hobbies, ideas, and most importantly for them
2. let them think everything is their idea
3. change up your routine as much as possible to keep things feeling new and fresh
TAURUS
1. pamper them with massages and plenty of physical affection
2. make them feel safe, secure, and comfortable
3. allow them to maintain a level of independence within the relationship - don’t ever make them feel trapped!
GEMINI
1. keep the lines of communication flowing at all times
2. find a way to keep things light and playful in the relationship, even during tough times
3. love their friends and support their active social life
CANCER
1. spend as much quality time with them as possible; they should be your, if possible, top priority!
2. master the art of snuggling
3. do your best to understand and accept the ebb and flow of their moods
LEO
1. shower them with love, affection, and praise on a daily basis
2. support and encourage their passions and creative ideas
3. let them take lead whenever possible
VIRGO
1. be honest and open with them - don’t try to hide anything
2. keep your house as clean as humanly possible
3. help them talk things out whenever they get worried and/or anxious
LIBRA
1. pamper them and, in turn, let them pamper you
2. be generous with compliments and praise
3. don’t rock the boat too much - learn how to keep things peaceful and harmonious
SCORPIO
1. share emotional, physical, and spiritual intimacy
2. commit to them and ensure they know how deeply committed you are
3. be passionate about everything in life, especially the relationship
SAGITTARIUS
1. engage in intellectual conversations and listen intently to their ideas
2. give them freedom to live life on their terms
3. support their adventurous spirit - and join in as much as you can!
CAPRICORN
1. find ways to continually show your dedication to them and the relationship
2. deal with reality - don’t focus too much on “what ifs”
3. use your intelligence and humor to keep them engaged - and laughing
AQUARIUS
1. don’t be intimidated by or jealous of their active social life - learn how to be a part of it!
2. give them freedom to do what they want and think for themselves
3. be aware of your value system and always act accordingly
PISCES
1. keep things romantic and sensual - don’t ever lose the “magic” of your connection
2. support and validate them when they feel insecure
3. appreciate their go-with-the-flow attitude and don’t question their intuitive decisions
reads but doesn’t reply: aries, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
says stuff but never gets a reply: taurus, cancer, gemini, aquarius, pisces
aries: overspending, biting your nails, and eating fast food
taurus: road rage, humming constantly, and eavesdropping
gemini: licking the spoon after baking, talking during movies, and laughing at inappropriate times
cancer: biting at the end of pens, gossiping, and midnight snacking
leo: chewing gum obnoxiously, licking your fingers, and finishing people’s sentences
virgo: clicking pens, borrowing and never returning things, and whining
libra: swearing, comfort shopping, and reality tv
scorpio: speaking with your mouth full, fidgeting, and being a know-it-all
sagittarius: talking to yourself, flaking out, and being late
capricorn: cracking knuckles, excessive throat-clearing, and bragging
aquarius: one-upping, name dropping, and grinding your teeth
pisces: exaggerating, day-dreaming, and avoiding confrontation
aries: vitality, springtime, untiring, full of life, dynamic
taurus: folksy, rustic, of the earth, unyielding, yearning
gemini: airy, balmy, bellowing, pleasant, fickle
cancer: delicate, powerful, serene, of the sea, zealous
leo: fearless, unwavering, luminescent, spirited, radiant
virgo: bucolic, dreamy, astral, celestial, intuitive
libra: fluttery, harmonious, adored, exalted, enchanting
scorpio: luxurious, opulent, protective, dignified, regal
sagittarius: vagrant, enigmatic, electric, astir, compelling
capricorn: abstract, deep thinking, mysterious, frugal, sensible
aquarius: ethereal, divine, intangible, heavenly, of the sky and stars
pisces: imaginative, quixotic, poetic, amorous, whimsical
aries: at the movies
taurus: on the couch eating and watching football
gemini: doing last-minute homework
cancer: taking a bath with candles
leo: stays in bed all day
virgo: drinks tea and watches netflix
libra: makes music
scorpio: cleans up room/house
sagittarius: goes outside and plays in rain puddles
capricorn: listens to sad music
aquarius: goes on social media all day wearing a blanket
pisces: sleep
libra
cancer
leo
aquarius
scorpio
gemini
sagittarius
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taurus
virgo
aries
capricorn
aries: pomeranian; vivacious, spunky, and independent, refusing to take orders from anyone they view inferior to them
taurus: english bulldog; calm and phlegmatic while possessing a very stubborn temperament
gemini: poodle; intelligent with a very nervous, high-strung temperament
cancer: labrador; protective and family-oriented
leo: golden retriever; extremely loyal with a bright and cheerful temperament
virgo: german shepherd; intelligent, aloof, and requires plenty of mental stimulation
libra: english cocker spaniel; sweet, gentle, and agreeable with nearly everyone
scorpio: rottweiler; fiercely protective and loyal to their loved ones
sagittarius: siberian husky; free-spirited, energetic, and good-natured while being very strong-willed
capricorn: saint bernard; calm, sensible, and patient with an independent streak
aquarius: border collie; intelligent, quick-minded, and loves to socialize
pisces: pug; peaceful, sweet, and dependent on others
aries: $10000000000000 to the swear jar
taurus: screams into a pillow
gemini: goes for a walk to calm down
cancer: so angry they go to bed to try and sleep it off
leo: rants to themselves
virgo: squeezes something really hard
libra: gets mad in their mind, but their face is so calm
scorpio: punches walls
sagittarius: breaks glass things
capricorn: breathes hard and bottles up their anger
aquarius: has to go and be alone or they might kill someone
pisces: listens to music to calm themselves
aries: naturally optimistic
taurus: naturally patient
gemini: naturally friendly
cancer: naturally reliable
leo: naturally attentive
virgo: naturally maternal
libra: naturally helpful
scorpio: naturally caring
sagittarius: naturally spontaneous
capricorn: naturally intelligent
aquarius: naturally humorous
pisces: naturally hopeful
aries: forgiveness does not equal weakness
taurus: people will treat you how you treat them, be considerate
gemini: the world is not against you, i promise
cancer: stop living in search of validation, live life for you
leo: accept all the love you can, you know you need it
virgo: take a deep breath and remember to take care of yourself too
libra: you don’t have to impress anyone, do what you love
scorpio: take time to find your center, you’re no help all stressed out
sagittarius: listen to others with intention to learn, not to teach
capricorn: reassess your priorities, no sign is more capable of manifesting their own destiny
aquarius: let people love you, stop running from them
pisces: stand your ground, you know your heart better than anyone else could
aries: watching youtube vids, ends up in that weird side of it (you know what i’m talking about)
taurus: checking the empty fridge every 15 mins, other than that they’re just probably surfing the internet
gemini: talking either to themselves or to their pet, who knows what they’re discussing about
cancer: binge watching tv shows and sometimes checking social media
leo: dancing in front of the mirror in their underwear
virgo: happy that they finally have some time for themselves and doing whatever they love, such as reading, sleeping or just watching tv
libra: summoning satan
scorpio: kissing posters in their bedroom and snacking
sagittarius: ready to fight the ghost who’s hiding in their closet (it’s really there)
capricorn: stalking their crush on the internet and spamming their friends with pictures (caption ‘dis u’)
aquarius: who knows but they end up setting their house on fire
pisces: using comb as a microphone, they’re pretending that they’re a winner of a singing competition
aries: tells you off for doing something…then five seconds later goes and does it
taurus: gets mad at you when you don’t share, but refuses to share themselves
gemini: hates when people are rude, but are actually rude themselves
cancer: is clingy as shit, but hates when other people are clingy
leo: hates being blamed for situations, but blames their problems on everyone
virgo: has high expectations for people, but hates when expectations are placed upon them
libra: wants you to play fair, but manipulates the game so they always win
scorpio: wants you to give up all of your secrets, but refuses to let you in
sagittarius: hates when people aren’t open-minded, but refuses to see the other side of situations
capricorn: holds grudges for no reason, but gets super sad and angry when you do it
aquarius: preaches equality, but believes they’re better than others
pisces: berates you for doing something they do all the time
Aries: not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until its faced
Taurus: you can tell how angry a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly
Gemini: the circle of an empty day is brutal and at night it tightens around your neck like a noose
Cancer: experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. my god, do you learn
Leo: in the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary
Virgo: often I wonder where i would be if i put all of that faith and hope i put into others, into myself instead
Libra: my life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all
Scorpio: at my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it, will be the next to die
Sagittarius: stop talking about the problem and start thinking about a solution
Capricorn: how long should you try? until
Aquarius: i am living art; created and creator
Pisces: i would rather die of passion than boredom
Aries: forever my spontaneous buddy. we can do absolutely nothing yet say we had the most fun. lol your witty insults are the best though sometimes harsh. i love that you are so caring and will do anything to make your loved ones smile.
Taurus: you want to be friends with everyone and you are too concerned with being popular. I dont trust these kind of people but you are so funny when you are comfortable. you are the worst texter so i call you right away when i see you writing me back
Gemini: so damn loud. you have good advice. i always go to you when i need a good drag. you seem detached but somehow you are always sensitive about something. you are a loyal friend, we cry together and i love you so much. I hate that you clam up when youre upset but i understand what youre going through. Im a gemini, i do the same. But other people dont understand that so its better to communicate your negative feelings aswell
Cancer: its true, you are moody! but i love teasing you out of your bad mood. and it always works! we flirt constantly. well i do, you are straight forward about your feelings and flirting is too complex for you haha. but when you flirt, you flirt with your eyes and smile. wyddd stop!! nothing compares to your touch and kisses! ure very jealous and possesive though, but just holding your hand and only looking at you in a room full of people makes that all go away. you are the best lover i have ever had. because unlike me you dont live in your head and that makes me want to live in the moment with you
Leo: so freakin passionate! I love it. you are perfect because i can have deep conversations with you and still keep it light. you are a mixture of my two favorite signs: cancer and aquarius. youre charming and a go-getter but sometimes a little competitive. why? just like me you are always ready to go out and look for the next adventure
Virgo: you have the kindest heart! i love your love for animals, but youre a little sneaky sometimes and you dont even realize you start real problems between people. youre too afraid of new things, i feel accomplished when i get you out of your comfort zone every other blue moon. i respect your intellect although it differs from mine sometimes. i feel i understand you better than you understand me.
Libra: hah! you are my best friends! we can chat for hours and still not be done talking. we have great banter, lots of inside jokes and we even understand each others body language. we like to organize parties together, entertain people and win them over to our friend circle. we’re proud of each other and give that little push to go for our dreams. one annoying thing is that we try to please each other all the time.
Scorpio: we are always ready to start some drama. we will throw people a bone and watch them argue. then we’ll be standing in a corner looking at them and ask each other why we are so evil and laugh about it all night. we’re always joking until one of us insults the other, hell cracks open a little bit but we get over it in a second like it never happened. normally i dont talk about my private life but with you i spill it all. it took you a while to tell me about yourself and our friendship became really strong after that. i feel you love me more than my mom does hahah love you scorp!
Sagittarius: can you stop showing me funny videos, youre making my stomach hurt from laughing. haha the internet would be boring without you! you are shy at first and its hard to make eyecontact with you but oh boy once you come out of your shell.. i like shy boys but your fiery side makes me too sad. Your shade is real and hits hard. i wish you were more careful with your words because you cant take them back once youve said them and i hold grudges so bad combo there :(
Capricorn: how do you appear so calm and collected on the outside but are so damned nervous inside? i always feel capricorns’ nervousness. youre like an alligator; quiet and meticulous. working on your next master plan to win power over people. youd be the best puppet master! youre very concerned with status but i like you best when you are not because you know how to have fun. youre one of my kinkiest friends ;) ;) lol. I like that you are accepting of people and very forgiving. Youre always there for the people you REALLY REALLY REALLY care about and thats a small tight circle of people, im glad im one of them
Aquarius: where do I start? i admire your intellect. talking to you is like having sex for the first time! all aquarius i know are effortlessly handsome and pretty. how? you make me want to be a better person. people dont often see your sensitive side, but i know your feelings can get intense. one thing i dont like though is that with other people you live in your head and bottle everything up inside until you boil over and spew out of control with them. dont do that! You are so freakin perfect. oh and you have a hate-love relationship with my cancerian friends, whyyyy
Pisces: you are like real life dolls! you are angelic and innocent looking with always a mischievous smile on your face. But behind that cute bubbly energy there is a really nasty side to your personality. you can be awefully mean when you act on your impulse and unfortunately you do it often :( you like to sweep problems under the rug because talking about it gives you heartburn! But it makes you look like you are not self-aware even when you are. People think you are detached from reality and selfish, but I see you use escapism as a coping mechanism. you are very smart! you love to learn and give. what i love the most about you is that you are patience with me and you can feel my energy without mistaking it for what its not.