#zodiac post
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Important Dates for the Signs in March - 2018
Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G
Aries: 5, 15, 25
Taurus: 8, 18, 29
Gemini: 10, 18, 27
Cancer: 12, 22, 30
Leo: 8, 19, 28
Virgo: 4, 15, 22
Libra: 7, 13, 22
Scorpio: 9, 15, 27
Sagittarius: 14, 20, 22
Capricorn: 5, 22, 29
Aquarius: 12, 20, 21
Pisces: 7, 13, 20
Aries:Nat Peterson
Taurus: Harold Bill Reginald
Gemini: Fred
Cancer: Sandals
Leo: Tom
Virgo: Nancy Suzy Fish
Libra: Sadie Rechid
Scorpio: Shubie
Saggitarius: Scooter
Capricorn: Dave
Aquarius: Old Man Jenkins
Pisces: Abigail Marge
THEY HAVE NAMES/????
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understanding their love language—zodiac signs—
aries: difficult yet natural and out of their control, when they feel love they try their best to keep their cool but you’ll oftentimes see them burst out the most random and aggressive things ever, because it’s overwhelming to hold it all in; they do those cute little things and expect you to fall head-over-heels for them
taurus: they’ll make an impression—put themselves in favourable situations that make them look good, show signs of generosity and friendliness and even show off some of their looks and skills—in order to get you to notice them; will try to act “not that interested” but low-key will have a jealousy outburst if someone else comes close to you
gemini: blabbering about the most little and weird things ever just so that they can hear your voice and be sure that they’ve got your attention on them; they make themselves remarkable through words more than actions—not that they won’t physically show interest, it’s just that they have a way of using words that’s super charming—
cancer: when attracted, they will pay extra attention to you, observe how you interact with others, how you talk under pressure or how you smile when you are happy (stalker-ish??) and will use these small observations as ways to compliment you in the most unique ways possible; just like taurus, they will try their best to come across as interesting, almost as if they are the spotlight; usually shy and distant, will let you approach them patiently, nurturing
leo: even though it’s hard to picture them as being sublte, especially because they are very expressive human beings, they do have some sort of finesse and are some of the smoothest people when sliding into your dms; they’ll somehow always be around you, possibly competing with you (can come off as arrogant if you, yourself, have a competitive nature) but overall, they’ll be sweet and transparent
libra: flirtatious by nature it’s quite hard to know for real if they have genuine feelings for you but if they dress extra fancy around you, giggle at most of your jokes and make an effort to basically force themselves into appearing uninterested and independent, they probably have the hots for you
scorpio: they stare and they stare hard, shamelessly and non-stop; they will devour your presence with their eyes and will observe how you react under their tension, they will note down your habits, your conversations with other people and how you walk, smile and look around you; basically stalkers; when approaching you they will use that stalking and come up with conversations based on mutual interests to see how much passion hides withing you but also to figure your mind out
sagittarius: they’ll be loud show-offs and will most likely use their friends as support to convince you that they are super cool and fun; will have mood swings but that’s because your presence in their lives makes them nervous; they have incredible charm and will 100% use it to lure you in especially when giving compliments or dropping flirtatious hints—can be touchy af AND CHEESY—
capricorn: they will try their best to initiate conversation with you; they’ll show interest and support in your own beliefs, goals and dreams and will want to lend you a helping hand if they can; not good at expressing how they feel but they will always be there for you if you’re in a bad place (will hug you)
aquarius: they’ll basically ignore you, not even look in your eyes and probably give you the impression that they hate you; in reality they are silently observing you and will strike random conversations about things that remind them of you (send you memes, songs etc); they will appear as they are friend zoning you but that’s actually how they show love
pisces: they will go out of their way to spend time with you and get to know the real you; will put a lot of effort in getting you to understand how much you mean to them; will text you a lot and ask how was your day
a pisces is that daydreamer. the one who speaks with “if” instead of “when”. very calm and sweet. a good person to befriend if you want someone loyal and adorable.
in private – a pisces in private is pretty much the same as when they’re in public. they love to listen to you and offer emotional support rather than giving advice. they tend to be pretty gullible. very loving and easy to love back.
flirting – a pisces is a touchy flirter, but an awkward touchy flirter. they’ll go to touch your shoulder but quickly retract as soon as their fingertips brush. it may be obvious when they’re flirting. they tend to ramble and maybe even stutter.
features - a pisces is just a big ol’ ball of cuteness. no specifics. just awesome.
ARIES
1. show excitement and enthusiasm for their interest, hobbies, ideas, and most importantly for them
2. let them think everything is their idea
3. change up your routine as much as possible to keep things feeling new and fresh
TAURUS
1. pamper them with massages and plenty of physical affection
2. make them feel safe, secure, and comfortable
3. allow them to maintain a level of independence within the relationship - don’t ever make them feel trapped!
GEMINI
1. keep the lines of communication flowing at all times
2. find a way to keep things light and playful in the relationship, even during tough times
3. love their friends and support their active social life
CANCER
1. spend as much quality time with them as possible; they should be your, if possible, top priority!
2. master the art of snuggling
3. do your best to understand and accept the ebb and flow of their moods
LEO
1. shower them with love, affection, and praise on a daily basis
2. support and encourage their passions and creative ideas
3. let them take lead whenever possible
VIRGO
1. be honest and open with them - don’t try to hide anything
2. keep your house as clean as humanly possible
3. help them talk things out whenever they get worried and/or anxious
LIBRA
1. pamper them and, in turn, let them pamper you
2. be generous with compliments and praise
3. don’t rock the boat too much - learn how to keep things peaceful and harmonious
SCORPIO
1. share emotional, physical, and spiritual intimacy
2. commit to them and ensure they know how deeply committed you are
3. be passionate about everything in life, especially the relationship
SAGITTARIUS
1. engage in intellectual conversations and listen intently to their ideas
2. give them freedom to live life on their terms
3. support their adventurous spirit - and join in as much as you can!
CAPRICORN
1. find ways to continually show your dedication to them and the relationship
2. deal with reality - don’t focus too much on “what ifs”
3. use your intelligence and humor to keep them engaged - and laughing
AQUARIUS
1. don’t be intimidated by or jealous of their active social life - learn how to be a part of it!
2. give them freedom to do what they want and think for themselves
3. be aware of your value system and always act accordingly
PISCES
1. keep things romantic and sensual - don’t ever lose the “magic” of your connection
2. support and validate them when they feel insecure
3. appreciate their go-with-the-flow attitude and don’t question their intuitive decisions
reads but doesn’t reply: aries, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
says stuff but never gets a reply: taurus, cancer, gemini, aquarius, pisces
aries: overspending, biting your nails, and eating fast food
taurus: road rage, humming constantly, and eavesdropping
gemini: licking the spoon after baking, talking during movies, and laughing at inappropriate times
cancer: biting at the end of pens, gossiping, and midnight snacking
leo: chewing gum obnoxiously, licking your fingers, and finishing people’s sentences
virgo: clicking pens, borrowing and never returning things, and whining
libra: swearing, comfort shopping, and reality tv
scorpio: speaking with your mouth full, fidgeting, and being a know-it-all
sagittarius: talking to yourself, flaking out, and being late
capricorn: cracking knuckles, excessive throat-clearing, and bragging
aquarius: one-upping, name dropping, and grinding your teeth
pisces: exaggerating, day-dreaming, and avoiding confrontation
aries: vitality, springtime, untiring, full of life, dynamic
taurus: folksy, rustic, of the earth, unyielding, yearning
gemini: airy, balmy, bellowing, pleasant, fickle
cancer: delicate, powerful, serene, of the sea, zealous
leo: fearless, unwavering, luminescent, spirited, radiant
virgo: bucolic, dreamy, astral, celestial, intuitive
libra: fluttery, harmonious, adored, exalted, enchanting
scorpio: luxurious, opulent, protective, dignified, regal
sagittarius: vagrant, enigmatic, electric, astir, compelling
capricorn: abstract, deep thinking, mysterious, frugal, sensible
aquarius: ethereal, divine, intangible, heavenly, of the sky and stars
pisces: imaginative, quixotic, poetic, amorous, whimsical
aries: at the movies
taurus: on the couch eating and watching football
gemini: doing last-minute homework
cancer: taking a bath with candles
leo: stays in bed all day
virgo: drinks tea and watches netflix
libra: makes music
scorpio: cleans up room/house
sagittarius: goes outside and plays in rain puddles
capricorn: listens to sad music
aquarius: goes on social media all day wearing a blanket
pisces: sleep
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capricorn
aries: pomeranian; vivacious, spunky, and independent, refusing to take orders from anyone they view inferior to them
taurus: english bulldog; calm and phlegmatic while possessing a very stubborn temperament
gemini: poodle; intelligent with a very nervous, high-strung temperament
cancer: labrador; protective and family-oriented
leo: golden retriever; extremely loyal with a bright and cheerful temperament
virgo: german shepherd; intelligent, aloof, and requires plenty of mental stimulation
libra: english cocker spaniel; sweet, gentle, and agreeable with nearly everyone
scorpio: rottweiler; fiercely protective and loyal to their loved ones
sagittarius: siberian husky; free-spirited, energetic, and good-natured while being very strong-willed
capricorn: saint bernard; calm, sensible, and patient with an independent streak
aquarius: border collie; intelligent, quick-minded, and loves to socialize
pisces: pug; peaceful, sweet, and dependent on others
aries: $10000000000000 to the swear jar
taurus: screams into a pillow
gemini: goes for a walk to calm down
cancer: so angry they go to bed to try and sleep it off
leo: rants to themselves
virgo: squeezes something really hard
libra: gets mad in their mind, but their face is so calm
scorpio: punches walls
sagittarius: breaks glass things
capricorn: breathes hard and bottles up their anger
aquarius: has to go and be alone or they might kill someone
pisces: listens to music to calm themselves
Scorpio, GEMINI, Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius
In love :
-Very affectionate but keeps a bit of personal space,
-Always manages to motivate you when you are feeling down,
-Very supportive, thinks you are the best and can do anything you want
-Makes sure to do their best to make you happy.Crush:
-Everybody knows capricorns are not the flirtatious type. A cap will just joke around with you once you are friends, & will also joke about you a lot. Caps just like to tease.
-Once a cap is very comfortable with their crush, they will eventually start to behave like you are lovers from time to time : being affectionate, supportive, etc.
-If a cap has a crush on someone they’re not friends with, they’ll just glance at their crush discreetly but will probably never dare talk to them.Date :
The perfect date would be something like going to a museum, going for a coffee, walking in a park.. Anything that allows being cosy (by that I mean not having a lot of people around) and sharing a spiritual connection.(submitted by @sweetiepinkdreamer)
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