#incorrect deltarune quotes

Kris: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Berdly: You’re a hazard to society.

Susie: And a coward. Do twenty.

Spamton: *traps a huge spider under a cup*

Jevil: *appears with two more cups and places them down*

Spamton:NO—

Jevil: *shuffles them*

Berdly: What’s up? I’m back.

Kris: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Berdly: Death is a social construct.

Spamton: OH, I THINK I CAN [[TAKE THIS SWEET DEAL]] YOU.

Swatch: In a fight, right?

Spamton:

Swatch: …In a FIGHT, right??

Jevil:BITCH.

Spamton:[[BLOCKED]].

Jevil: WAIT, NO, UNBLOCK ME. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

Spamton:[Unblocked].

Jevil:BITCH.

Susie: What are you having?

Kris: An identity crisis.

Susie: I meant for lunch.