#incorrect mha quotes
Mina: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Bakugou:Stressed.
Midoriya:Depressed.
Shinsou:Possessed.
Monoma:Obsessed.
Todoroki:Impressed.
Mei: Chicken breast.
Everyone:…What?
Mei: I just wanted to join in
BNHA as things me and my friends have said
Midoriya: my trauma but make it an eminem verse
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Kaminari: im a gamer with 26 cps. im good with my hands. women love me
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Kirishima: I WANNA BE THE NEXT JERUSALEM
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Monoma: old me was not hot therefore old me didn’t exist
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Shinsou: my sleeping schedule is as fucked as your mom is whenever i come over
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Uraraka: isn’t elvis presley the one who sang never gonna give you up
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Mina: if the school doesn’t let me dye my hair im going to dye my pubes instead
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Midoriya: We’ll always be close, y'know. Our bond isn’t something that we can break.
All Might: What if i fucked your mom
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*playing sribbl.io*
Midoriya: *drawing a trumpet*
Kaminari: sasiphon
Bakugou: saxophone
Sero: trumbalene
Kaminari: sasiphone
Bakugou: FUCK
Sero: saxiphone
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Tokoyami: I’m also scared of the unknown.
Shouji,without thinking: You’re scared of getting laid?
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Bakugou: if you make one more fucking mom joke you wont have a mom to joke about
Kaminari: what the fuck are you implying
Bakugou:
Kaminari: whose mom, Bakugou?
Momo: Jirou kissed me!
Uraraka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Momo: It was unbelievable!
Hagakure: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Mina: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Uraraka, get the Capri-suns and unplug the phone. Momo, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Momo: Oh, it ended very well.
Uraraka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Mina: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Momo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Uraraka: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?
Momo: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Mina and Hagakure:Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Jirou eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Sero:Tongue?
Jirou:Yeah.
Kaminari:Cool.
Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Shinsou: That one. I want that one.
Todoroki, about Kaminari: Your partner doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Shinsou, about Midoriya: Your partner thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Bakugou: Who’s fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Jirou: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
PARENTS: Please check ur kid’s halloween candy!!!! I just found Bakugou in my son’s Milky Way!!!
Texting
Dabi: send dudes
Hawks: did u mean nudes??
Dabi: no bitch send dudes i picked a fight with Crustyraki again
Hawks:jfc
Todoroki: How does one turn their emotions off?
Deku: Okay, so first go to settings
Deku: I’m an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first
Todoroki: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?
Midoriya: “I don’t make the rules I just practice the karate”
Kaminari: “The main six my little ponies are all respectively the colors of pride flags.”
Kaminari: “Is the s or the c silent in the word scent??”
Kaminari: “Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato.”
Sero: “Your dad has three toes, but mine has five.”
the high lasts for way longer than it should
vroom vroom
she never misses ✨
if my relationship won’t look like this, i don’t want it
himbo denki strikes again
answer wisely
romance
salt & vinegar chips slap tho i will not apologize for the truth
the current vibe
alt version of this post since i saw someone say in the tags that it would work better for shigaraki :-)
uraraka n i got the same kinda stress huh
his notes are filled with how much he loves u!
mom come pick me up i’m scared
i’d say i relate but i can’t keep my mouth shut for the life of me
can’t you feel my heart beat fast, i want this to last
i like your funny words, magic man
