#incorrect tua
vanya: honestly, the best thing I’ve done for myself this year has been replacing ‘I wanna die’ with 'I wanna commit a crime.’ same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
klaus, on google: wow, I love astrology. which planet can I blame for my problems?
diego:earth
allison: you know what? underneath it all, you’re actually pretty nice
five: repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers
klaus: so here’s the tea–
ben: for the last time, it’s called a meeting report
klaus: do you want the tea or not?
luther: I didn’t know you were gay!
vanya: what have I EVER done to make you think I was straight?
five: due to personal reasons, I will be insulting god in a staggering display of hubris
allison: five sometimes talks in his sleep. it’s cute
five, asleep: fight me motherfucker,,, square up bitch,,, I think the fuck not,,,
vanya: I child proofed my house but somehow my siblings keep getting in
klaus: people complain about my fanny pack during sex until they realise the snacks are for both of us
klaus: “ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already
klaus: “cowards,” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, and dramatic
cha cha: can you tell me where I can find number five’s office?
the handler: yeah. go straight down there, turn left, and look for a broken down, sad old man. follow him
cha cha: and he’ll take me to number five?
the handler: that is five
sissy: has anyone ever told you they love you?
vanya: do my parents count?
sissy:yes
vanya: then no
diego: people treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. it’s one of the perks
diego: sorry dude, but we need to finish this so we need to handle it professionally and maturely
klaus: name one time I haven’t acted professionally
diego: you’re holding a juice box
klaus: it stops me from spilling my juice!!
five, holding a large box: what would you say if I came home one day with seven kittens?
allison: what’s in the box?
five:
allison: five, what’s in the box?
five: I think you know
diego: you shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you
five: then I’d never get to insult anyone, and we can’t have that
the umbrella academy as random images I found in my camera roll
luther:
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diego:
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allison:
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klaus:
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five:
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ben:
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vanya:
klaus, coming home with a huge coat:
allison: what’s in the coat?
klaus’ coat, frantically meowing:
klaus:drugs
klaus: ben told me to grow up and I was speechless
klaus: it’s kind of hard to talk with 45 gummy bears in your mouth
Klaus:Diego
Diego: what’s up
Klaus: I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Diego: how come
Klaus: I don’t know ‘Y’