#the rumor
Allison: Klaus you need to stop
Klaus: *rubbing glitter from the floor onto his face* BuT.. I mUsT b E FabUlOus
Leonard: *gets down on one knee in front of vanya*
Allison: Omg it’s finally happening
Leonard: *falls over*
Allison: The poison is kicking in
Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*
Five:
Diego: *runs up to the down escalator coming from upstairs*
Allison: Diego that’s the wrong escalator!
Diego: NoT iF i RuN fAsT eNoUgH!!
*starts running up it*
Allison:
Allison after she sees Klaus’ rehab bracelet:
Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*
Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
can we all as the tua fandom collectively agree that we hate luther so I can no longer hide in fear of being online-jumped
My drawing of the elevator scene in The Umbrella Academy season 2!! Please don’t repost!!
klaus: is it too early for a mojito?
allison: klaus, it’s ten thirty in the morning!
allison: of course not. come on
allison:gaslight
ben:gatekeep
vanya:girlboss
luther:mansplain
five:manipulate
diego:malewife
+ bonus
klaus:manifest
allison: you know what? underneath it all, you’re actually pretty nice
five: repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers
allison: five sometimes talks in his sleep. it’s cute
five, asleep: fight me motherfucker,,, square up bitch,,, I think the fuck not,,,
five, holding a large box: what would you say if I came home one day with seven kittens?
allison: what’s in the box?
five:
allison: five, what’s in the box?
five: I think you know
the umbrella academy as random images I found in my camera roll
luther:
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diego:
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allison:
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klaus:
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five:
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ben:
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vanya:
klaus, coming home with a huge coat:
allison: what’s in the coat?
klaus’ coat, frantically meowing:
klaus:drugs
Credit the artist @duckhymn
Credit the artist @duckhymn