Ben: point is, we need to try it

Klaus: but that’s illegal

Ben:

Klaus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in

Diego: I’m in too, I heard the word ‘illegal’

Klaus: truth or dare

Luther:truth

Klaus: what’s your credit card number

Luther:dare

Klaus: I dare you to tell me your credit card number

Klaus: oh my god, the stove is on fire! What do we do?!

Diego: okay, no worries, we just need an adult

Klaus: but WE are adults

Diego: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!! WHERE’S ALLISON?!?!

Klaus: I’m not gay

Dave:hi

Klaus: I may be gayer than originally planned

Klaus:Diego

Diego: what’s up

Klaus: I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

Diego: how come

Klaus: I don’t know ‘Y’

luther: nothing in life is free

Vanya: love is free

Five: knowledge is free

Klaus: everything is free if you can run fast enough

Employer: okay, so your resume states that you’re creative

Klaus:yes

Employer: okay… may I know what you create?

Klaus: problems mainly

Vanya: But I just wanna being included :(

Vanya, after being included:

What the hell and what the fuck

Grace: Good job, Number Five.

Five: You’re giving me a sticker?

Grace: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten saying “Me-Wow!”

Five: I’m not a kindergartener

Grace: Okay, I’ll take it back

Five: Hey, I earned this, back off!!

tua/the hargreeves as club penguin memes

Reginald:

Luther:

Diego:

Also Diego, probably:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

Young Ben: So you’re telling me that ghosts and ghouls are living inside your head?

Young Klaus:Yea

Young Ben: Do they pay rent?

Young Diego: I accidentally stabbed Ben’s leg

Young Diego: I was so panicked I didn’t know what to say either “Are you okay?” or “I’m fucking sorry!”

Young Diego: So I accidentally said, “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!”

Young Diego: He’s still crying in the bathroom

Diego: Hi Five

Five: ✔️ Read 9:12 p.m.

Diego: THIS??? IS??? A VERBAL CONVE RS ATION??

“I saw two of my kids hugging, then realized that they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.”

–Reginald Hargreeves, talking about Diego and Luther.