#tua diego
Klaus: Vanya why are you blushing
Vanya:nothing
Inside Vanya’s head:
Vanya: Yep definitely nothing idk what you mean I’m not blushing
Vanya: Whats the best way to diss an adult
Diego: O K B O O M E R
Vanya: what if they’re not a boomer though
Klaus: *hits blunt* Boomer isn’t an age it’s a state of mind
Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.
Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer
Klaus and Dave starGAYzing
Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.
Dave: *looks up at the stars*
Stars: Wanna make out
Dave: *looks at Klaus*
Klaus: *winks at him*
The apocalypse: *is about to come*
Reggie:
YoungLuther: Do you even exercise
Young Klaus: I’m a runner
Young Luther:Really?
Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*
Diego: Who needs friends? I’ve got knives!!
Diego: *reaches for knife*
Diego:I…
Diego: i ran out of knives
Klaus:His name was Dave
Diego:
Things: *get tough*
Luther:
Me when Five turned back time after Klaus finally saw Dave again:
Klaus: Look Ben, it’s a graveyard next to a lake.
Ben: Oh my god this is prime real estate
A kid on the street: Hey look at that man, he’s got a giant gorilla body
Luther:
Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*
Five:
Klaus: I’ve only had Dave for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
~10 months later~
Dave:*dies*
Klaus basically the next day: Wow, God? Fancy seeing you here
Klaus: You know what would be sexy. Eating food off each other.
Dave: You didn’t do the dishes did you
Klaus: not a single plate
Diego: *runs up to the down escalator coming from upstairs*
Allison: Diego that’s the wrong escalator!
Diego: NoT iF i RuN fAsT eNoUgH!!
*starts running up it*
Allison:
Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
The therapist: