#incorrect winteriron quotes

Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.

Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.

Sam:Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.

Tony: Do you want to explain this text I got last night?

Bucky: Err, yeah, sorry. That was autocorrect.

Tony:Autocorrect wrote “your so hot step on me”?

Bucky:Yeah, it’s supposed to say “you’re”.

Tony:…

Steve: Tony told me that he got Bucky a box of toys for his birthday… I don’t really understand why he’d get a grown adult toys tho.

Clint: I’m going to tell him.

Sam: Don’t you dare.

Bucky:Knock knock.

Tony:Who’s there?

Bucky:Where when.

Tony:Where when who?

Bucky:My place, tomorrow, you and me.

Clint:Damn, that’s smooth.

Bucky: Doll, can you buy this for me?

Tony: Of course.

Clint: Hey! You can’t just buy things for him!

Tony: I’m his husband. I can buy him whatever I want to.

Clint: But we’re playing Monopoly!

Bucky:How did you even find all of this shit?

Tony:Ebay.