#interracial marriage
The Wrath of Urkel
In the couple of days since the release of Childish Gambino’s widely acclaimed This is America video, it’s seemed that the question of his longtime interracial relationship with a white woman and whether or not it takes away from the sincerity of his politically charged, “unapologetically pro-black” video has been the subject of more think-pieces, debates and comment section tussles than the video itself. In one corner, he’s been dismissed as a coon/ sellout and has had the entire agenda of his music video brought under suspicion via the “you can’t talk black and sleep white” argument.
In another, more empathetic, corner, Childish Gambino’s interracial relationship has been defended and described as the typical route taken by black nerds after being rejected by black women whom they claim have never been interested in them or their Naruto comics. Black women, in response, have vehemently denied a wholesale rejection of black nerds with the argument that black male nerds simply want white women and have fabricated a black women’s vendetta against them in an attempt to justify their pursuit of white women. Black women have also highlighted the plight of the black female nerd and claim that their experience has been left out of the conversation entirely.
Now what I’ve seen, in the end, is a denial of the validity of the black male nerd’s claims of rejection by the black woman as well as a minimization of the black female nerd and her position within black nerd culture. Both conclusions are inaccurate.
In actuality, the nerdy black guy and the nerdy black girl are very much interconnected and have similar experiences when looking for love within the black community. Black nerd guys feel scorned by the “traditionally” (by colonial/ Eurocentric beauty standards) attractive black woman that every black man is told to want. The black nerd likes a big butt n a smile like everyone else. The problem is the big butt n a smile is absolutely not checking for Urkel because she is seeking out the black man deemed traditionally attractive (by the same colonial/ Eurocentric beauty standards) and is often overlooking any man that doesn’t fit into that mold, aka the black nerd guy. As far as the black nerd girl goes, she too is chasing the colonially defined attractive black man and is also not checking for the awkward, dorky, traditionally unattractive black nerd guy- let’s not pretend that she is. Since the black nerd girl’s interest in men is also governed by colonial beauty standards, she is certainly not checking for Urkel. She wants a fine ass nikka too. However, she’s awkward, dorky and traditionally unattractive so neither the fine ass nikkas, nor the black nerd guy, want her. Both the male and female black nerd end up chasing waterfalls- the traditionally attractive black man/woman whom they are generally denied due to their own traditional unattractiveness- and overlooking each other entirely.
What Urkel means when he says “black women don’t like me” is “Laura Winslow wasn’t tryna gimme no play so I’m throwing all black women away”. It’s a claim based solely off of their history of lofty romantic ambitions, rejected advances and hurt feelings.
With love, and a Dragon Ball Z tattoo,
a former black nerd
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Recently I had a realization about conservatives and anti-choice policies: The rank-and-file conservatives fundamentally do not know what consent is.
I am not talking about the “smart” conservatives: the billionaires, political strategists, and mega-church owners who actually benefit from conservative policy. I’m referring to the poor white people who vote for the candidate that promises to take away their welfare because it might hurt a poor black person more.
These poor conservatives don’t understand consent, and their misunderstanding of all social policy follows this lack of knowledge. The smart conservatives know this, and so they always tailor their talking points to sound as scary as possible to someone who doesn’t know what consent is.
For abortion, that means telling the conservative base that the left wants to FORCE YOU to have an abortion. And the base falls for it, because without consent, they can’t comprehend any possible abortion positions besides “abortion is prohibited” and “abortion is mandatory.” For interracial marriage, it was the same thing: the conservative strategists told their base that the SCARY LEFTISTS are coming to break up your marriage and force you to marry a black person. For gay marriage, it was the exact same argument. The left-wing position on a lot of issues is that things should be allowed when they are consensual and not allowed when they are nonconsensual (there are exceptions, of course, and there are disagreements within the left as to what those exceptions are). But without understanding consent, the rank-and-file conservatives can very easily be fooled as to what the left-wing position actually is.
This photograph from the Brooklyn Congress of Racial Equality (CORE) collection shows the Bibuld family: parents Elaine and Jerome, and their three children Melanie, Carrington, and Douglass (L to R).
The Bibulds, an interracial family, lived in Crown Heights in the early 1960s and the children attended a neighborhood school that had a Gifted and Talented program and enrichments like art, music, and field trips. After their home caught fire in the fall of 1962, the Bibulds moved to Park Slope, and the children’s new neighborhood school had substandard academics and few enrichments — and the student body was more than 70% African American and Puerto Rican.
Elaine and Jerry Bibuld, both members of the Brooklyn chapter of CORE, were angered by this educational inequity and concerned for their children who were very bored at their new school. So, they pulled their children out of this racially segregated public school and sat them in an all-white school in the Bath Beach section of Brooklyn. Technically, the children were not enrolled in school and the City considered them truants, which opened the parents up to imprisonment for parental neglect. For roughly three months, the Bibuld protest was the most important desegregation case in the city.
(viaBrooklyn History)
In an interview with New York Times, Vice President Richard Nixon expresses his dissatisfaction with the show I Love Lucy, claiming it is breaking down pure traditional marriage in this Country by displaying an interracial marriage. He is quoted “Shame on the television networks for allowing America to be subjected to this race-mixing marriage between a fine upstanding hard-working Cuban gentleman like Ricky Ricardo and a dirty, despicable Irish conniver like Lucy.“
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