#james isnt being subtle at all

James: Harry, you got in detention again?

Harry: Sorry, dad, Malfoy and I kept getting into fights. Especially after today’s Quidditch match, I couldn’t help it

James: Oh, it’s okay, Harry, a little rivalry is good for you, really helps with your energy. Sometimes you’ll just find yourself bickering with the so-called enemy, and the next thing you know, you’re making out with your best friend’s younger brother in the Slytherin changing room after Quidditch

Harry: …are you talking about you and dad?

James: What? No

Harry:…

James: A little, yeah, totally