#drarry gang
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!
Harry:What?
Draco:…What?
Harry:…
Harry: Wanna eat mine?
Pansy: What’s the worst thing your father did?
Draco: When I came out, he made me take extra duelling class. But it backfired, now I can take an opponent down while sucking a d—
Pansy: I get it!
Draco: If Potter is not going to pin me down and kiss me like he means it, what is he even doing?
Pansy: Not having to listen to this, which is a blessing for him
Pansy: Do you think you can tell Harry to stand up? He’s in my spot
Draco: Oh, okay, no biggie
Draco: *sits on Harry’s lap*
Pansy: …now you’re both in my seat
Draco: Yeah, but Harry’s standing up now
Pansy: He’s no—oh
If kid!Draco meets future!Draco:
Underwater Love - Drarry
Summary: When Harry learns that he must save Malfoy in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, his future is completely altered. From there, things quickly get out of hand, in ways he never imagined.
Word count:26826
Tags:Hogwarts Fourth Year; Triwizard Tournament; Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter); Fix-It; Secret Relationship; Developing Relationship; Professor Harry Potter; Professor Draco Malfoy; Explicit Sexual Content; Duelling; Draco Malfoy Has Long Hair; Praise Kink; Body Worship
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Lucius: How was your graduation at Hogwarts?
Draco: It’s nice
Narcissa: I’m glad, what did you bring home?
Draco: My clothes, lots of books, quills, my boyfriend Harry, some pictures
Lucius: Excuse me?
Draco:What?
Lucius: Do you bring your brooms back too?
Draco: Oh yeah
Lucius: Okay good
Draco:…
Lucius: Wait a minute—
Narcissa: *sighs*
*The Triwizard Tournament*
Pansy: Oh, I can’t believe Cedric survived the Second Task!
Draco: Cedric survived?
Pansy:…you were looking at Potter the whole time, weren’t you?
Draco:No
Pansy:Draco
Draco:Yeah…
Harry: *takes off shirt*
Draco *looks up at the sky*: Nice job
Pansy: What are you for Halloween?
Draco:Straight
Ron: *screams*
Eleven Hours - Drarry, Blairon, Theville
Summary: Eleven hours from London to Las Vegas, Harry is convinced his feelings for Malfoy are pure only, Blaise struggles to find out why Ron is mad at him, and Neville deals with his massive crush for Theodore.
Featuring Drarry, Blairon, Theville in one fic.
Word count: 19985
Tags:Post-Hogwarts, Multiple Couples, POV Multiple, Airplane Sex, Mile High Club, Quickies, Lingerie, Auror Harry Potter, Auror Ron Weasley, Auror Neville Longbottom, Healer Draco Malfoy, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink, Light BDSM, Hair-pulling, Draco Malfoy Has Long Hair
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Draco: I’m going to show you my favourite place when I was in Hogwarts
Ron: The closet?
Draco:…
Ron: Because you were in the closet until you started dating Harry—
Draco: I know, Ron! It’s not the closet!
Harry: How big is your bed?
Draco: Why do you ask?
Harry: Just for research
Draco: It’s quite big
Harry: Yeah? Can I get in with you?
Draco:…
Draco: Get out
Draco: Pansy, so you know how Potter is always avoiding me?
Pansy: Because you’re in love with him, yeah
Draco: I’m not in love with—anyway, I’ve thought of a new way to get his attention
Pansy: Boy, this should be fun. What is it?
Draco: I’m going to climb on a tree!
Pansy: What? Are you crazy? Getting on a tree for him, that’s actually worse than when you folded that paper-bird and sent it to him from across the classroom. If that doesn’t say desperate I don’t know what is!
Draco: So you’re saying I shouldn’t do that?
Pansy: Oh, no, I’m just saying you’re crazy, I definitely want to see how it’s gonna go though
Draco: I’m done with the conversation now
Harry: Sit back down
Draco: I’m sat
Pansy: Why don’t you just tell Potter you like him?
Draco:
Healer Draco: Why are you here in St. Mungo’s?
Auror Harry: I got a scratch
Healer Draco: You could easily heal this yourself
Auror Harry: I lost my wand
Healer Draco: …It’s in your hand
Auror Harry: Oh well there it is! I totally forgot!
Healer Draco:…
Draco: Father, mother, I’m not straight
Narcissa: Oh, I’m glad you told us that
Lucius: Then which letter in the LGBTQQIP2SAA community are you?
Draco:I…what?
Draco: I haven’t seen Potter all summer, what if I can’t remember how to insult him?
Pansy: Just go up to him and try it
Draco:Okay
Draco: Hey Potter, I love you
Harry:What?
Pansy:What?
Draco:…Fuck
Daily life of Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy:
Pansy is mentally counting how many times Potter’s name is mentioned in Draco’s story