Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!

Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!

Harry:What?

Draco:…What?

Harry:…

Harry: Wanna eat mine?

Pansy: What’s the worst thing your father did?

Draco: When I came out, he made me take extra duelling class. But it backfired, now I can take an opponent down while sucking a d—

Pansy: I get it!

Draco: If Potter is not going to pin me down and kiss me like he means it, what is he even doing?

Pansy: Not having to listen to this, which is a blessing for him

Pansy: Do you think you can tell Harry to stand up? He’s in my spot

Draco: Oh, okay, no biggie

Draco: *sits on Harry’s lap*

Pansy: …now you’re both in my seat

Draco: Yeah, but Harry’s standing up now

Pansy: He’s no—oh

If kid!Draco meets future!Draco:

Harry: How big is your bed?

Draco: Why do you ask?

Harry: Just for research

Draco: It’s quite big

Harry: Yeah? Can I get in with you?

Draco:…

Draco: Get out

Draco: Pansy, so you know how Potter is always avoiding me?

Pansy: Because you’re in love with him, yeah

Draco: I’m not in love with—anyway, I’ve thought of a new way to get his attention

Pansy: Boy, this should be fun. What is it?

Draco: I’m going to climb on a tree!

Pansy: What? Are you crazy? Getting on a tree for him, that’s actually worse than when you folded that paper-bird and sent it to him from across the classroom. If that doesn’t say desperate I don’t know what is!

Draco: So you’re saying I shouldn’t do that?

Pansy: Oh, no, I’m just saying you’re crazy, I definitely want to see how it’s gonna go though

Draco: I’m done with the conversation now

Harry: Sit back down

Draco: I’m sat

Pansy: Why don’t you just tell Potter you like him?

Draco:

Draco: Harry, how many points would you rate me?

Harry:Zero

Draco *gasps*: What? How c-

Harry: I’m just teasing you, you’re a ten to me

Draco:Aw

Draco: I’m actually a 13 but I’ll take 10

Harry:…

Draco: Listen, I don’t get on my knees for any guy, okay?

Pansy: What about Harry?

Draco:…

Draco: I get on my knees for one guy

Draco when Harry rejects his handshake in their First Year:

James: Harry, you got in detention again?

Harry: Sorry, dad, Malfoy and I kept getting into fights. Especially after today’s Quidditch match, I couldn’t help it

James: Oh, it’s okay, Harry, a little rivalry is good for you, really helps with your energy. Sometimes you’ll just find yourself bickering with the so-called enemy, and the next thing you know, you’re making out with your best friend’s younger brother in the Slytherin changing room after Quidditch

Harry: …are you talking about you and dad?

James: What? No

Harry:…

James: A little, yeah, totally

Pansy: Look at Harry training hard for Quidditch

Draco: I think something just shifted in me

Pansy: Yeah, homosexuality

Draco: I have a bone to pick with you, Potter

Harry: Which one?

Ron, shoving popcorn in his mouth: The one in your trousers probably

Harry & Draco:…

Where would voldemort go if he played the trumpet?

Jazzkaban

After almost 2 years of running this blog, it’s hard to say that I will be leaving it and not be logging onto it for probably forever. I gave myself a break from Harry Potter and ended up leaving the fandom completely to join new and equally as interesting ones. Still, after gaining 8000+ followers it’ll be hard to just leave you all, so if you all still want to see my content why not follow me at my new main blog @penguins-and-wombats-the-movie , there’s not much there but this is the fandoms you’ll be seeing me post a lot about as I slowly fill it up:

>Stranger Things

>One-Punch man

>Hannibal

>Harry Potter (You didn’t think I’ll not at least post here and there about it?)

>Anime in total

>Musicals

Again, I will miss this blog and had fun running it but it’s time I found a new obsession lol. Bye and thank you