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Taeil: Just hands a soda from the fridge.

Johnny: Pours soda in a cup of ice but one of the ice cubes has a fake roach in it and he’s awaiting your reaction.

Taeyong: You just asked for water and he made a five course meal.

Yuta: Pours a glass of red wine and jokes about how it looks like blood. And tells a story lie about how he use to go to blood drinking parties.

Doyoung: Gives you the best looking glass of ice water with a slice of lemon

Kun: Makes a mug of coffee and brings you croissant.

Ten: Brings you the strongest margarita you’ve ever had while he drinks the rest from the blender with a straw.

Jaehyun: Tosses you a warm beer straight from the box.

Winwin: Brought out two Capri Suns and puts your straw in it for you.

Jungwoo: He carried two cups of juice along with a plate of cookies. He held one cup in his mouth and accidently gave you the cup that was half full and in his mouth.

Mark: Brings you a cold store brand soda with a mcdonald’s straw from the drawer full of McDonald’s straws and condiments.

Lucas: Passes you a 2 liter bottle of sprite he just drank out of.

Xiaojun: Brings two cups of lemonade but he was holding bella while pouring the lemonade in the cups and now there’s dog hair in your lemonade.

Hendery: He drank it on his way to you and had to go back and get you more in the same cup he drank out of.

Renjun: Pours evian water in a glass of ice with lemon slices and spring of mint on the rim with a glass straw and short bread cookies on the side.

Jeno: Pours sprite into a glass of ice at the table and puts a bendy straw in it.

Haechan: He’s waiting for you to bring him a drink.

Jaemin: Makes two ice coffees in cups big enough to be vases. And brings a plate full of sweets.

Yangyang: He was holding two cups of juice and took a sip of his then thought you had too much and took a sip of yours then took a sip of his to even it out. By the time he got to you there was just an ounce left.

Shotaro: Pours a non alcoholic cocktail into a pineapple with a silly straw and tiny umbrella.

Sungchan: Gives you a bottle of chocolate milk and bag chips.

Chenle: Leaves for a bit and comes back with an assortment of beverages and snacks.

Jisung: Brings out two juice boxes and two sandwiches Jaemin made and cut into triangles.

Taeil:  All Around the World

Johnny:  Big juicy

Taeyong:  Literal Legend

Yuta: Emo Boy

Ten: Yummy, That’s Hot

Jaehyun:  Nasty

Winwin:  Hard

Jungwoo: Vacation Bible School  

Xiaojun: Cadillacs

Lucas: Come On Down To McDonald’s

Hendery:   Spank It

Renjun:  NGSUNC

Haechan: Princess,     Real Messy Bitch

Jaemin: Iconic

Yangyang:    Make U Cum

Shotaro:  Iconic

Chenle: Hollywood Dream

Johnny: I have to be honest. I’m back on those drugs I quit. I kept my dealer’s number.

Jaehyun: I never quit in the first place. I just got high with Jisung and Chenle at dream’s dorm. I didn’t want to influence you.

Johnny: You’re such a good friend. Supporting my sobriety.

Jaehyun: Of course. So you want me to call Chenle.

Johnny: Please, I just ran out.

Mark: Does Chenle sell drugs?

Johnny: Please catch up. You should know this.

Mark: How am I suppose to know who sell and does drugs.

Johnny: Chenle, Renjun, Haechan, Yuta, Jisung and Yangyang sell. Everyone but Doyoung and Kun smokes weed.

Mark: Why don’t you invite me?

Johnny: You give major cop’s son vibes.

Mark: I do?

Jaehyun: Oh yeah, hella narc vibes.

Taeyong: What do you guys have to say to Doyoung?

Renjun: Sorry I tried to set you on fire

Haechan: Sorry I threw a snake at you.

Johnny: Sorry I dared them to set you on fire and throw a snake at you. I didn’t think they’d do it.

Doyoung: You knew they’d do it.

Johnny: Yeah, it was so funny. I’d do it again.

Haechan: Me too. Someone get me a snake.

Johnny: *hands Haechan a snake* Here.

Taeyong: Throw it, Haechan aim for his mouth.

Doyoung:Hey!

Taeyong: It was funny Doyoung.

Johnny: Where are you two going?

Jungwoo:Florida.

Johnny:Why?

Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”

Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.

Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.

Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.

Johnny: What do you think she has for you?

Doyoung: Don’t ask that.

Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.

Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?

Jungwoo: Of course.

Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.

Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.

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