#joke post

I’m convinced Samoyeds could take a shit on everything you own and then douse it in gasoline and set it on fire and you could walk through the door and go absolutely fucking bananas and they’d just sit there with that shit eating teddy bear grin like “HEY COOL YOU’RE HERE. COME JOIN THE PARTY!”

I’m convinced these dogs have absolutely NO moral compass whatsoever. No ethics. No codex. It’s just howl all day and party all night and either you join the cool kids or be a square but either way you will NOT rain on their parade.

When I tell Christmas it’s time for a bath.

Inside you are two wolves

One follows @desi-culture-is to laugh at the relatability of it all, especially the trauma

One is kind of really concerned about how much relatable trauma gets posted to @desi-culture-is and wants to make 18492 support posts any time a @desi-culture-is post crosses their dash

You are the PBG mod

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Oh…noooooooo…

From grace she will fall

An image burning in her mind

And between her thighs

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Personally I think J gives off Christian Woman vibes with the fact that J seems to have a god complex. The song is Christian Woman by Type O Negative

“honestly… tbh,. to be honest, to be totally honest… to tbh be honest…”

—Hermes

Pretty much

When you get 1000 notes in your main blog

When you get 5 notes in your niche sideblog

I was sitting and thinking about how cool it would be if we got shows like Scrubs or Grey’s Anatomy for veterinary medicine, but then I realized 90% of the show would be people walking in and asking how much vaccinations are, standing there and blinking for a few seconds, saying “oh that’s too much. Never mind then.” and leaving.

Freud was absolutely right. Me liking women has everything to do with me being fatherless.

A new musician is in The Bundled Bone Bag today. Perched on the piano seat is a bicolor rat.

Wow… he’s just bangin’ out the tunes.

Fillie grins at you.