I have a whole pantheon of gods that I pray to.

And each and every one of them are the little shits I found while watching anime.

To name a few, Aizawa (BNHA) is the god of “no fucks given”, Izaya (Durarara!!) is the god of “absolute chaos and bastardry”, and Bakugo (also BNHA) is the god of “DIE”.

digitalachilles:

why be yourself when you could be 

A small collection of images of frogs in places they shouldn’t be

what features do i add? all ideas are welcome and dont be offended if i dont pick one of your ideas for the furby. 

instead of the traditional 4:20 haha blaze it, can i propose blaze the rich

okay okay okay but consider this

goblin long furby, i have experience being a goblin, and making long furbies

SHOULD IT HAPPEN????

lemon-on-a-broom:

did i waste useful time that couldve been spent doing maths homework making a froggy google slide theme? yes of course i absolutely did and i only have 2 regrets so im saying this one is a win

yes i did make an opposum one too and im not sad about it

sleepycrows:

“are you single?” no. i am actually multiple organisms that pass for a human when stacked upon each other

“what’s in your pants?” two, maybe three different entities at any given time 

“are you single?” no. i am actually multiple organisms that pass for a human when stacked upon each other

sleepycrows:

sleepycrows:

hey guys i need your help with something

do i classify these as jorts or jants

seriously what the fuck are these

Fuck love

my music taste is songs i steal from people’s insta stories icl

why be yourself when you could be 

the cat smiley emoji is my arch nemesis

washing dishes is like. fast pass to cutting my few remaining ties to my humanity

screams in pigeon with slight seagull dialect

anyway im a raccoon

✌︎(‘ω’)✌︎

stay hydrated <33

i tweaked my back a week ago. if i take it out now do you think i’ll get the core charge back?

You gotta vibrate higher, like that magic wand you use so much

we might as well get used to our bodies and love them truly. even if we may not enjoy them or think we can do better our bodies will always change. change is what’s out of our control. we will soon wrinkle and sag and still carry on. we should celebrate our bodies for what they do and what they are. not try to get them to fit a mold.

i legit asked you for a couple of pieces and you gave me 5. i didn’t mean a polyamory couple bro.

not only am i mentally unstable, i am also mentally unable

can someone make a game like snake but it’s Ryuk and he’s going for apples

we are only on earth because hell is overburdened and we are just waiting in line

really not a fan of when something happens and you think to tell a certain person who is not in your life anymore

of course i have a purpose

it’s for the universe to laugh at me

because my life is

a joke

Why did I always have nightmares where I would be naked in front of people!?

Likehello that is a privilege and your dream come true cause i’m hot af

when i grew out my armpit hair i didn’t expect it to be a great B.S. detector

i so deeply want to be involved in herbalism and botany but i have the memory of a fruit fly

i am just a build-a-bear with depression and anxiety for stuffing

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

or fuck around and find out

If I were a werewolf, I’d be a really bad werewolf, because as much as I love staying up late and looking at the moon, I refuse to step outside from October to April.

I’d be hungry a lot.

Things that could be an Olympic sport if we tried hard enough:

• Dry pill swallowing

• Cat wrangling

• Scented candle smells identification

Look, some “creepypasta monsters” really don’t deserve the mockery they have gotten in later years as generic and juvenile, especially things like Slender Man, Momo and Siren Head whose origins are all infinitely interesting rabbit holes just based on subtle horror art from simple, everday artists who rarely are even mentioned as the original creators of these massive media phenomenon adaptations. The looming eerieness and vagueness of the original creators’ work that beckons and forces people to create elaborate backstories as a means to comfortably process and understand their own feelings of dread when seeing it, it’s genious and monumental, and reducing it to something that glue eaters snort-laugh at Youtubers and peers getting low-effort-jumpscared by is such a shame.

…

anyways, I’ll take the chicken quesadilla and a Sprite, please

“Horror” is a great word because it can be mistaken for the word “whore” with barely any effort, and usually, it fits surprisingly well and makes the thing way better.

°☆•~ Eldritch whores ~•☆° just checks out somehow.

Anyway, in other news, anyone wanna start a band with me?