#kaeya genshin impact
POV: something happened in Mondstadt and the knights of favonius are making their way downtown
@historia-antiqua you’re absolutely right, how could I forget chief alchemist Albedo. Let me fix my mistakes.
Kaeya: I’m playing a new drinking game, it’s called “Every Time I Get Depressed, I Drink.”
Diluc: That game exists. It’s called “Alcoholism.”
Kaeya: I’ll make ice bridges faster than you can melt them.
Qiqi: I’ll get you to the other side of the water. Qiqi promises.
Ayaka: I am blessed enough to freeze the water as I sprint.
[Meanwhile]
Aether: [Throws a Cryo Abyss Mage into the water] Modern problems require modern solutions.
Amber: If you were to be an emotion personified, what would it be? I’d be joy!
Jean: Modesty
Lisa: Laziness
Diluc: Depression.
Kaeya: Fuck you, I wanted to be depression!
Kaeya: Say “I hate happiness” but without pronouncing the H’s.
Diluc: I ate appiness–
Diluc: You’re fucking adopted, you really are.
Kaeya:
Kaeya: You want some alcohol?
Aether: No thanks, I like my suffering raw.
Kaeya: Get me some coffee, please.
Aether: Coffee for the Captain. Would you like it sweet or Diluc?
Kaeya, confused: I’m not sure I follow.
Aether: Sweet or Diluc.
Kaeya: Sweet or Diluc.
Paimon: Sweet or bitter. Geez, Kaeya, get with the program.
[Younger siblings]
Ayaka: Two days ago, I brought down a group of ronin. Ayato was watching me, and I didn’t know that, but I started crying when he said he was proud of me.
Teucer: Big brother brought me a wooden sword to practice with, and last night I managed to bring him down during a practice match. He’s the coolest!
Kaeya: I manipulated Diluc into fighting an Abyss mage, but I didn’t tell him there was a Cryo one not too far from us.
Kaeya: He ended up losing, and I ended up back in my own house, safe without any injuries.
[Normal older brothers]
Ayato: Yaka, you HAVE to try this! It’s called boba—ah, don’t fret, I made sure it was safe for you to drink.
Childe: Kids? Guess who brought presents~? I got you all custom made toys from Liyue! Seventeen for every single one of you each…
[Meanwhile, in Mondstadt]
Diluc: [Waving a pan around and hitting Kaeya’s head] Fuck you standing in the way for, dumbass?
Diluc: [Kicking the stool so Kaeya would fall] Stop getting in my way.
Diluc, serving Kaeya a glass of grape juice: Do you mind? I’m trying to work here.
Kaeya:
“There’s a lot of benefits from being my friend.” [Casually starts stripping]
-Kaeya, probably
I believe I have a new listing to add ❄❄
Windblume festival
(How Venti’s poetry lessons really went)
Bennett: if I were a gardener I would put our wolfhooks together
Razor: Razor likes :)
Kaeya: if I were a gardener you would be my hoe~
Albedo:…
Kaeya sticker
These were supposed to be warm up sketches but I was fighting art block, so they took embarrassingly long
modern!Kaeya, “Genshin Impact”
Kaeya, «Genshin Impact»❄️
feels like a memory
tiny flower guys - part I
kaeya my beloved
I know I’m very late but Eid mubarak to all my brothers and sisters around the world
here Kaeya in traditional tunisian clothes cause I wanted to draw him like that fjdjdhdhs
⌕kaeya icons|:like/reblog to add to cart
## POLICY ⋆ don’t repost please! ☆
never ending performance❄️
happy birthday kaeya!
the former knight reunites with his long lost prince
summer with you
up for a game of windtrace?
the devil works hard ❄️
mihoyo released official kaeya merch a few weeks ago and it was him dressed as a devil,,, it had to be done,,,
(repost bc i posted the wrong image my god,,,)
the last of the damned
slightly different coloring style but eh i think it looks okay
a found family ❄️
there’s this kaebedo week going on in twitter and i wanted to draw something for it hehe
Happy Belated Birthday Rosariaaa!!!
The only time Kaeya actively seeks out and hunts Abysslings is to make them into apparel I think
