#klaus x dave

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the delores/five realtionship was simultaneously the healthiest and unhealthiest relationship in the series, in the essay i will—

Klaus Hargreeves was planning to spend Christmas Eve at his sister Vanya’s wedding. This was a solid plan, and would be one of the better celebrations he’s attended. His new sister-in-law, Sissy, was a wonderful woman.

The universe obviously says no to this mostly peaceful plan, and sends a drunk Dave Katz his way.

for my secret santa @writing-processing. something funny to end the year with, hope you like it!

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great day to remember that klaus hargreeves is ✨ canonically ✨ pansexualandnon-binary

Imagine if Klaus annoys God so much they bring Dave back to life just to get him to Shut The Fuck Up

Klaus, in the afterlife for the ninth time this week: So. God. Why’d you make platypuses…..like that?

God, who just wants to ride thier bike around the afterlife in peace: Why can’t you be like the rest of humanity and try to stay out of the afterlife?

Klaus, somehow eating chips: I want my boyfriend back.

God: He’s literally dead!

Klaus: This is homophobia! I will not stand for it!

God, shoving Dave near him: Just leave me alone.

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