#tua fandom
allison: i don’t dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.
klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
five:
klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
five:
klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU’LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-
five: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?
five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-
klaus:SMAD
*debating*
luther: *finishes argument*
reginald: your turn, number two.
diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit
grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say
diego: what up?
klaus: who dis be?
five: no, he’s dead. this is his son.
allison: i think luther is in trouble.
diego: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i’m being honest.
diego: who ate all the powdered donuts
allison, staring at klaus: i think i might have an idea
klaus, covered in white powder: it wasn’t me!
diego: you’re literally covered in the powder!
klaus: …. it’s cocaine
~ Later ~
diego: oh, the donuts were in the fridge.
diego:
diego:
diego:KLAUS
klaus, in bed, half asleep:*sneezes*
ben, from under the bed: bless you
klaus:….satan?
ben: i thought you were better than this!
klaus: really? …. why?
diego: mama might’ve raised an emotionally awkward man-child with self-esteem issues, but she dIDN’T RAISE NO QUITTER
klaus: they say seventy percent of the human body is made of H₂O
klaus: well the other thirty percent of me wants₂die
five: i told you, i’m fine. why the hell do you keep asking?
allison: you had ten cups of coffee in two minutes
dave: so how do you feel about all this? about us?
klaus, checking his mood ring: uh, i feel green i guess
diego: god, i hate everyone in this fucking house
luther: you’re in the house you know
diego: bitch i said everyONE not everyTEN
diego: klaus, why is there a horse in the living room
klaus: he wouldn’t fit in the kitchen
diego: that’s not what i- whY the FUCK is there a goat in the bathroom?!?
klaus: he was bullying the horse! what else was i supposed to do??
klaus: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?
vanya:strong
diego:weak
five: an idiot is what you are
dave: i love you
klaus: *holds up uno reverse card*
five: i’m off dessert
also five: *eats sixteen peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches in two seconds flat*
klaus: well, change is inedible.
five: i think you mean inevitable.
klaus, spitting out a quarter:nope
police officer: license and registration, please.
klaus: okay, here
police officer:
klaus:
police officer: this is a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card
diego:bitch
luther:blocked
diego: wait, unblock me i need to tell you something
luther:unblocked
diego:bitch
Ben: point is, we need to try it
Klaus: but that’s illegal
Ben:
Klaus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in
Diego: I’m in too, I heard the word ‘illegal’
Klaus: truth or dare
Luther:truth
Klaus: what’s your credit card number
Luther:dare
Klaus: I dare you to tell me your credit card number
Klaus: oh my god, the stove is on fire! What do we do?!
Diego: okay, no worries, we just need an adult
Klaus: but WE are adults
Diego: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!! WHERE’S ALLISON?!?!
Klaus: I’m not gay
Dave:hi
Klaus: I may be gayer than originally planned
five hargreavesDad’s hunting gun.
I’m really into The umbrella academy right now.
My favorite character is five,klaus,ben.☂️
Can’t wait for season3..
Five Hargreeves (Number Five)
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The Murder
(Hotel Oblivion spoilers!) Here’s my fanart for my favourite new Umbrella Academy character! We know very little about her, including not knowing her name or whether she turns into ravens or crows. Still, she’s my favourite of the Sparrow Academy. I made some minor design changes with her, though.
So here’s the superhero name I pose for her: The Murder, because that’s the name for a group of crows. But if it’s ravens, then it should be The Conspiracy for the same reason. As for her actual name, I’m currently calling her Eleanor Nevermore. These are both references to Edgar Allen Poe’s works (the author of The Raven). It also just sounds cute together. So meet Eleanor!
I am way too in love with this character despite how little we’ve seen of her and her siblings. I had a lot of fun drawing Eleanor and hope to see more of her in the future issues! Can’t wait for season two!
13 is a difficult age - Chapter 5 - sapphicyangchen - The Umbrella Academy (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
chapter five is out! i had to rewrite it like three times lol :,)
diego: yeah, well, I hate you
klaus: no, you don’t
diego, bitterly: no, I don’t
the delores/five realtionship was simultaneously the healthiest and unhealthiest relationship in the series, in the essay i will—
