#loki incorrect quotes
Sam:BUCKY!!!
Bucky:SAM!!!
Zemo: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Loki really just walked into one of the most powerful places that ever exist in time and space and called everyone a clown…gotta respect that mf
Stephen: No. You. Can’t. Just. Mess. With. The. Fucking. Time!
Loki and Wanda: Time go brrrrrr
Wanda: Imma created an entire reality and bring people from other universes
Loki: Imma mess with time line and jump around the multiverses
Stephen:
Amora: I AM THE ONE AND THE ONLY ENCHANTRESS *laughs dramatically*
*Loki and Sylvie from the distance*
Sylvie: Should we tell her?
Loki: Believe me there are less painful ways to die…
Loki: I want to change my pronouns as “Fuck Me”
Tony: I’m afraid to ask, but why?
Loki: So I can get your permission to fuck you every time you call me
Tony:…
Loki:…
Tony:…
Loki: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Loki:*breathe*
Thor:
Loki: Mama, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head.
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, that dead man is me
Loki: look, I don’t care, where you from, what you believe or who you love, it’s okay to be anyone you want to be, I just hate everyone equally so it’s not personal
Loki: I’m gonna burn this place to the ground
*Frigga from Valhalla* :no
Loki: but moth-
Frigga:no
