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Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.

Peter (whispering back): Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?

Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.

Loki (also looking at Thor): I’m glad you agree.

Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

Tony, who overheard them but doesn’t want to ruin their fun:Stabbing

{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki’s hysterical laughter}

Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?

Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?

Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D

Loki:

Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?

Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine

Loki After Joining the Avengers

Loki: I think I’m getting better at this! I didn’t even stab that mortal!

Peter Parker, exited for Loki: Yeah, that was so awesome Mr Loki! We’re so proud of you!

Loki, smug: No Stabbing Tuesdays, a new tradition!

Peter Parker: Yeah! Woo Hoo! :D (high fives Loki)

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Tony:… Should I be happy they’re getting along or concerned?

Thor:Both

Thor: Loki, can you…?

Loki:No

Thor: *walks out of the room and walks back in with Peter*

Peter Parker: Mr Loki, can you…? :D

Loki: Yes, of course sweet Spiderchild :)

Thor, sighing : … Really, Brother?

Loki: We’ll what did you expect, Thor?

Loki: How can I possibly say no to the Spiderchild’s adorable face!?

Loki: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Thor: Isn’t that just killing people?
Loki: Semantics.

Original Quote: @wlwfanfictionss

Loki: I kill people all the time. This is nothing.
Thor: Is that supposed to make it better?

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