#tubbo underscore
Just a little bit of tax evasion.
As a treat
Funky headcanon that after saving Michael, Tubbo insisted he was their child so Ranboo would have to pay child support and Ranboo agreed to commit marriage fraud because his funds couldn’t handle both Tubbo AND taxes.✨
Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!
Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Ranboo: I pity your dentist
Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!
Tubbo: I wish to learn the secret language of bees. They speak in tiny dances… Are they talking about me?
Michael:Fuck.
Ranboo: *gasp* Where did you learn that??
Tubbo: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that?
Tubbo:Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You’re just too interesting.
Ranboo: Well I can stop being interesting, watch this
Ranboo:*freezes*
Tubbo:
Ranboo:
Tubbo:Well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up
PSA:
just because tubbo and ranboo are now canonically married does not mean you can ship them
as far as everyone is aware this is platonic and shouldn’t be used as an excuse to get away with that ender bees shit
say it with me now
techno has zero reason to go after tubbo seeing as a nation isn’t immediately synonymous with government
foolish: serious lore
tubbo and ranboo: *mission impossible theme music intensifies*
Thank you for 400 followers! Very pog champ, take some beeduo
boom heres tubbo as eboshi in my princess mononoke au because he deserves to be an asshole with a gun
Ranboo might be Tubbo’s sugar daddy but Enderboo is not
