the signs as snakey things

Aries: not responding to your texts because they “fell asleep”

Taurus: hanging out with you only when their only friends can’t hang

Gemini: passive aggressive twitter posts

Cancer: being team Kim and not team Taylor

Leo: nothing they’re perfect. ;)

Virgo: accidently texting screenshots to the person who your screenshotted

Libra: telling their close friends dirt about their other close friends

Scorpio: following someone back like 3 months after they follow you

Sagittarius: not text back after making plans

Capricorn: unfollowing someone when they have 1,000 followers

Aquarius: betraying someone in paranoia /assasin

Pisces: copying other people’s work and getting credit for it

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: Kris
Taurus: Rob
Gemini: Khloe
Cancer: Kendall
Leo: Kylie
Virgo: Kendall
Libra: Kourtney
Scorpio: Kim
Sagittarius: Khalid
Capricorn: Rob
Aquarius: Kris
Pisces: Kourtney

ig//horoscopezone

No wtf it’s too hot so its just me getting burned all the time, it’s fun for like a week then you get bored, and I’m definetly NOT beach bod ready:
Taurus ᯽
Pisces ☾
Capricorn ᯽
Virgo ᯽

Yeah I enjoy it, I mean no school right? Gives you an opportunity to have fun and not worry but you know sometimes it’s nice to see all your friends at school:
Aries ☼
Aquarius ➶
Libra ➶
Gemini ➶

I THRIVE on summer, tanning is my strange obsession, the beach is my home, I do whatever I want and just don’t care. Also don’t have to run into any snakes at school:
Leo ☼
Sagittarius ☼
Scorpio ☾
Cancer ☾