the signs as snakey things

Aries: not responding to your texts because they “fell asleep”

Taurus: hanging out with you only when their only friends can’t hang

Gemini: passive aggressive twitter posts

Cancer: being team Kim and not team Taylor

Leo: nothing they’re perfect. ;)

Virgo: accidently texting screenshots to the person who your screenshotted

Libra: telling their close friends dirt about their other close friends

Scorpio: following someone back like 3 months after they follow you

Sagittarius: not text back after making plans

Capricorn: unfollowing someone when they have 1,000 followers

Aquarius: betraying someone in paranoia /assasin

Pisces: copying other people’s work and getting credit for it

:)

Do The Signs Like November?

Aries: Eh. Kinda.

Taurus: Fuck yes. How could you not?!

Gemini: Um. Of course, have you seen fall fashion?

Cancer: Ew no gross, it’s not warm and not cold how tf am I️ suppose to prepare.

Leo: Still wishing it was summer lol

Virgo: Did someone say warm cuddles and blankets? Sign me up.

Libra: LOTS OF LEAVES! YAY!

Scorpio: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m not mad at it!

Sagittarius: Everything is just so pretty, how can you not love it?!

Capricorn: AWE HELL YEAH

Aquarius: Idk it’s that awkward puberty month between winter and summer.

Pisces: Don’t even say fall. That word disgusts me.

:)

Aries:Friday
Taurus:Friday
Gemini:Friday
Cancer: Friday
Leo:Thursday
Virgo:Friday
Libra:Sunday
Scorpio: Friday
Sagittarius: Friday
Capricorn:Friday
Aquarius: Friday
Pisces:Saturday

:)

signs as stranger things characters

Aries: Chief Hopper

Taurus: Will

Gemini: Dr. Martin Brenner

Cancer: Lucas

Leo: Nancy

Virgo: Mike

Libra: Eleven

Scorpio: Steve

Sagittarius: Dustin

Capricorn: Jonathan

Aquarius: Barbara

Pisces: Joyce

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: Kris
Taurus: Rob
Gemini: Khloe
Cancer: Kendall
Leo: Kylie
Virgo: Kendall
Libra: Kourtney
Scorpio: Kim
Sagittarius: Khalid
Capricorn: Rob
Aquarius: Kris
Pisces: Kourtney

ig//horoscopezone

Aries:Cheryl’s Mom
Taurus:Archie 
Gemini:Josie
Cancer:Veronica’s Mom
Leo:Veronica
Virgo:Jughead 
Libra: Betty
Scorpio:Kevin
Sagittarius:Cheryl 
Capricorn:Polly 
Aquarius:Ms. Grundy
Pisces:Archie’s Dad

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries:Old text messages with 7th exes 
Taurus:Pooping at someone else’s house 
Gemini:Singing the wrong lyrics to a song
Cancer:Pretend to text while actually taking selfies 
Leo:Themselves 
Virgo:Forgetting the name of the person they’ve met more than once
Libra:Walking in on someone in the bathroom 
Scorpio:Social media stalking 24/7
Sagittarius:Waving to someone who wasn’t waving to you 
Capricorn:Watching a sex scene with you parents 
Aquarius:Old youtube channel videos 
Pisces:Make up plans so you can stay home and binge watch 24/7

:)

ig//horoscopezone

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: Sagittarius
Taurus: Virgo
Gemini: Pisces
Cancer: Cancer
Leo: Aquarius
Virgo: Gemini
Libra: Aries
Scorpio: Scorpio
Sagittarius: Capricorn
Capricorn: Leo
Aquarius: Taurus
Pisces: Libra

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: dragonsk8r2006
Taurus: yolomasterchef2014
Gemini: CuteLilThang88
Cancer: xXIBangedYourMom420Xx
Leo: CaLiFoRiNaGuRL17
Virgo: Mr.randomR0flCakexD
Libra: SelenaGomezRulez
Scorpio: xXx420blazeit_mike_420blazeitxXx
Sagittarius: hotchick80576
Capricorn: Bigcreeper100
Aquarius: HairyJ69
Pisces: funfun4every1

:)

Yes ofc they ain’t about to fail school for not reading a stupid book:
Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Gemini
Cancer
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Virgo
Taurus
Libra

No. lol whoops:
Capricorn

ig//horoscopezone

No wtf it’s too hot so its just me getting burned all the time, it’s fun for like a week then you get bored, and I’m definetly NOT beach bod ready:
Taurus ᯽
Pisces ☾
Capricorn ᯽
Virgo ᯽

Yeah I enjoy it, I mean no school right? Gives you an opportunity to have fun and not worry but you know sometimes it’s nice to see all your friends at school:
Aries ☼
Aquarius ➶
Libra ➶
Gemini ➶

I THRIVE on summer, tanning is my strange obsession, the beach is my home, I do whatever I want and just don’t care. Also don’t have to run into any snakes at school:
Leo ☼
Sagittarius ☼
Scorpio ☾
Cancer ☾

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: Partying ☼
Taurus: DIY projects ᯽
Gemini: Traveling around the world ➶
Cancer: Going on an adventure ☾
Leo: Tanning ☼
Virgo: Cooking ᯽
Libra: Swimming ➶
Scorpio: At a pool party ☾
Sagittarius: Going to the beach ☼
Capricorn: Riding their bike ᯽
Aquarius: Writing their book ➶
Pisces: Vacationing ☾

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: 30 Day Abs
Taurus: Twitter
Gemini: BuzzFeed
Cancer: Spotify
Leo: YouTube
Virgo: Pokémon Go
Libra: Episode
Scorpio: DoorDash
Sagittarius: Kik
Capricorn: Clash of Clans
Aquarius: Grindr
Pisces: Musical.ly

:)

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: Honestly can’t even - 89%
Taurus: Eh - 45%
Gemini: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - 33%
Cancer: Actually doing well - 10%
Leo: Honestly Kms - 110%
Virgo: What even am I - 99%
Libra: Like good? - 20%
Scorpio: Just - 99.9%
Sagittarius: Dude bye - 120%
Capricorn: On-and off tbh - 40-60%
Aquarius: Deeeep breaths - 86%
Pisces: Why an I here - 77%

:)

A - Super secretive, Shady, Always planning something, Too smart for their own good:
Virgo
Taurus

Hanna - Breathes fashion, Is not logical, Willing to cut a bitch, Bold and knows it:
Sagittarius
Leo

Emily - Drop dead gorgeous, LGBTQ+, Very predictable, Athletic af:
Aquarius
Scorpio

Aria - Takes pics of everything, Always in a relationship, Lowkey sus, Quirky:
Cancer
Capricorn

Spencer - The “perfect” one, Obvious leader, Hides problems, Succesful
Aries
Libra

Alison - Queen B, Driven and passionate, Manipulative at times, Extremely popular:
Gemini
Pisces