the signs as snakey things

Aries: not responding to your texts because they “fell asleep”

Taurus: hanging out with you only when their only friends can’t hang

Gemini: passive aggressive twitter posts

Cancer: being team Kim and not team Taylor

Leo: nothing they’re perfect. ;)

Virgo: accidently texting screenshots to the person who your screenshotted

Libra: telling their close friends dirt about their other close friends

Scorpio: following someone back like 3 months after they follow you

Sagittarius: not text back after making plans

Capricorn: unfollowing someone when they have 1,000 followers

Aquarius: betraying someone in paranoia /assasin

Pisces: copying other people’s work and getting credit for it

:)

Aries:Friday
Taurus:Friday
Gemini:Friday
Cancer: Friday
Leo:Thursday
Virgo:Friday
Libra:Sunday
Scorpio: Friday
Sagittarius: Friday
Capricorn:Friday
Aquarius: Friday
Pisces:Saturday

:)

signs as stranger things characters

Aries: Chief Hopper

Taurus: Will

Gemini: Dr. Martin Brenner

Cancer: Lucas

Leo: Nancy

Virgo: Mike

Libra: Eleven

Scorpio: Steve

Sagittarius: Dustin

Capricorn: Jonathan

Aquarius: Barbara

Pisces: Joyce

:)

Complexities About The Signs

Aries:Though outwardly they can seem unfriendly, all they really want is a big group of friends who will have their back and understand that inside they’re just one big lovable teddy bear. 

Taurus:Even though they can seem very calm and collected they can freak out and be emotional too. Not to mention they like to have fun just like everyone else. 

Gemini:Often seen with friends swarming them, they still take immense value in family and will care for their family to no extent. Little siblings are their weak spots.

Cancer:Sometimes they can seem to have a perfect routine down, but inside there can either be perfect chaos or monotony, and it’s always nice for someone to break this routine and be spontaneous. 

Leo:They’ll try to push people who get too close to them away, especially when they are vulnerable, but it’s really just a test to see how much the other person cares for them. They’re working on it. 

Virgo:Though it’s nice to be recognized for their skill, sometimes it feels like people want them for their talents and don’t want to have a true friendship with them. They really just to goof off. 

Libra:Their kindness and bubbly personality often hides their intelligence, passion, and drive, from people, so it’s nice when someone recognizes their more complex traits.

Scorpio:Even though they try to be as independent as possible sometimes they can fall into the trap of needing to be validated by other people, but hey it feels nice to be loved. 

Sagittarius:Though they have an astonishing amount of friends, they still love making deep individual connections with people, living life to the fullest, and passion. 

Capricorn:They are great at keeping secrets and hiding a lot of things from the public, yet once they find the right person they’re willing to spill everything. 

Aquarius:Sometimes all their work can drag them down, making rest and relaxation days essential for them. Also, spending time reflecting is key for them to better organize their lives. 

Pisces:Pisces are actually very talented and smart, though they just hide it with their socializing, leading people to often underestimate Pisces’ ability, 

:)

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Aries: Kris
Taurus: Rob
Gemini: Khloe
Cancer: Kendall
Leo: Kylie
Virgo: Kendall
Libra: Kourtney
Scorpio: Kim
Sagittarius: Khalid
Capricorn: Rob
Aquarius: Kris
Pisces: Kourtney

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Aries:Cheryl’s Mom
Taurus:Archie 
Gemini:Josie
Cancer:Veronica’s Mom
Leo:Veronica
Virgo:Jughead 
Libra: Betty
Scorpio:Kevin
Sagittarius:Cheryl 
Capricorn:Polly 
Aquarius:Ms. Grundy
Pisces:Archie’s Dad

:)

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Aries:Old text messages with 7th exes 
Taurus:Pooping at someone else’s house 
Gemini:Singing the wrong lyrics to a song
Cancer:Pretend to text while actually taking selfies 
Leo:Themselves 
Virgo:Forgetting the name of the person they’ve met more than once
Libra:Walking in on someone in the bathroom 
Scorpio:Social media stalking 24/7
Sagittarius:Waving to someone who wasn’t waving to you 
Capricorn:Watching a sex scene with you parents 
Aquarius:Old youtube channel videos 
Pisces:Make up plans so you can stay home and binge watch 24/7

:)

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Aries: Sagittarius
Taurus: Virgo
Gemini: Pisces
Cancer: Cancer
Leo: Aquarius
Virgo: Gemini
Libra: Aries
Scorpio: Scorpio
Sagittarius: Capricorn
Capricorn: Leo
Aquarius: Taurus
Pisces: Libra

:)

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Aries: dragonsk8r2006
Taurus: yolomasterchef2014
Gemini: CuteLilThang88
Cancer: xXIBangedYourMom420Xx
Leo: CaLiFoRiNaGuRL17
Virgo: Mr.randomR0flCakexD
Libra: SelenaGomezRulez
Scorpio: xXx420blazeit_mike_420blazeitxXx
Sagittarius: hotchick80576
Capricorn: Bigcreeper100
Aquarius: HairyJ69
Pisces: funfun4every1

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Aries:They actually have a really big soft spot for animals and always go out of their way to help them in need, especially with dogs. This bond with animals makes up for the lack of communication they have with humans. 

Taurus:People often underestimate their drive for their passions, and once they get really into something, they strive to be the best, often achieving their goal. However, their drive can leave them feeling isolated. 

Gemini:Even though they seem very wild and quick moving they also love to settle down and just have a long brunch with deep conversations. They’d always rather have company than have to be alone.

Cancer:Though on the outside they can put up a facade of being put together so they can tend to others needs, they can fall apart and really appreciate when someone takes the time and cares for them for once. 

Leo:Horoscopes usually portray them as extremely outgoing and energetic, however once in a while they need to be alone, as everything starts getting chaotic if they never take a break. They value this time, yet can leave them feeling alone.

Virgo:Wants to have fun more than people think they do. Yes, they can get caught up in their work or school, yet people conclude they don’t want to go to social events, which is actually vital for them to go to. 

Libra:Their need to have a relationship often gets in their way of self-reflection, as instead of spending time on their selves they throw themselves into trying to help and tend to other people. Yet, they recognize this and slowly become more independent. 

Scorpio:They have contradicting emotionally of wanting to become close to people, but also wanting to keep space as they wish to not get hurt. This can strain their relationships with people, yet once they let go and fully trust people they can experience pure happiness. 

Sagittarius:They want perfect love quickly, and when that doesn’t happen they begin to doubt themselves which makes them crave love even more. Breaking this cycle is vital for them, and as they mature they realize self love is what they need. 

Capricorn:Frequently, they want to follow social expectations and try to change themselves or their image to what they think people want to see. However, once they are truly themselves they find their true friends and are able to happy. 

Aquarius:Though they try to care for everyone, dark thoughts often haunt their mind, and finding the escape to this; wether it’s friends or family or an activity, helps them immensely and is extremely important. 

Pisces:Due to their world being hectic, they often find refuge in friends, yet have a hard time breaking down their barriers and sharing their raw emotions. Doing this will lead to an unbreakable bond.

Yes ofc they ain’t about to fail school for not reading a stupid book:
Leo
Scorpio
Aries
Gemini
Cancer
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Virgo
Taurus
Libra

No. lol whoops:
Capricorn

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No wtf it’s too hot so its just me getting burned all the time, it’s fun for like a week then you get bored, and I’m definetly NOT beach bod ready:
Taurus ᯽
Pisces ☾
Capricorn ᯽
Virgo ᯽

Yeah I enjoy it, I mean no school right? Gives you an opportunity to have fun and not worry but you know sometimes it’s nice to see all your friends at school:
Aries ☼
Aquarius ➶
Libra ➶
Gemini ➶

I THRIVE on summer, tanning is my strange obsession, the beach is my home, I do whatever I want and just don’t care. Also don’t have to run into any snakes at school:
Leo ☼
Sagittarius ☼
Scorpio ☾
Cancer ☾

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Aries: Partying ☼
Taurus: DIY projects ᯽
Gemini: Traveling around the world ➶
Cancer: Going on an adventure ☾
Leo: Tanning ☼
Virgo: Cooking ᯽
Libra: Swimming ➶
Scorpio: At a pool party ☾
Sagittarius: Going to the beach ☼
Capricorn: Riding their bike ᯽
Aquarius: Writing their book ➶
Pisces: Vacationing ☾

:)

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Aries: 30 Day Abs
Taurus: Twitter
Gemini: BuzzFeed
Cancer: Spotify
Leo: YouTube
Virgo: Pokémon Go
Libra: Episode
Scorpio: DoorDash
Sagittarius: Kik
Capricorn: Clash of Clans
Aquarius: Grindr
Pisces: Musical.ly

:)

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Aries: Honestly can’t even - 89%
Taurus: Eh - 45%
Gemini: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - 33%
Cancer: Actually doing well - 10%
Leo: Honestly Kms - 110%
Virgo: What even am I - 99%
Libra: Like good? - 20%
Scorpio: Just - 99.9%
Sagittarius: Dude bye - 120%
Capricorn: On-and off tbh - 40-60%
Aquarius: Deeeep breaths - 86%
Pisces: Why an I here - 77%

:)

A - Super secretive, Shady, Always planning something, Too smart for their own good:
Virgo
Taurus

Hanna - Breathes fashion, Is not logical, Willing to cut a bitch, Bold and knows it:
Sagittarius
Leo

Emily - Drop dead gorgeous, LGBTQ+, Very predictable, Athletic af:
Aquarius
Scorpio

Aria - Takes pics of everything, Always in a relationship, Lowkey sus, Quirky:
Cancer
Capricorn

Spencer - The “perfect” one, Obvious leader, Hides problems, Succesful
Aries
Libra

Alison - Queen B, Driven and passionate, Manipulative at times, Extremely popular:
Gemini
Pisces

Thursday:

Moon Age Day 29; Moon Sign Capricorn

“You can afford to be your methodical self right now. The Sun is in a generally favourable position for your zodiac sign, assisting you to display yourself to the world pretty much as a Virgo might. Rather than getting down in the dumps about things you can’t change, it pays to simply wait patiently until you can.”

Tuesday:

Moon Age Day 27; Moon Sign Sagittarius

“Once again you can take advantage of some levels of energy that are going off the scale. The Sun, which is presently in your solar sixth house, now encourages a focus on the physical aspects of life, including exercise. Unnecessary stimulants are best avoided, and you might even decide this would be a good time to give up a bad habit."