So my bestie @studykorean101 and I were talking the other day about what the entirety of NCT would be like in an English class where you’re the teacher. Let me tell you right now there would be so much chaos lmaoo. So, without further ado, here are the NCT members and how we think they would be in your ESL class! (This excludes the English speaking members for the most part lol)
Is a good student: Doyoung, Kun, Winwin, Jungwoo, Taeil
Is a good student but doesn’t always show it: Taeyong, Sungchan
Has a puppy dog crush on you: Chenle, Haechan
Shamelessly flirts with you the whole time cause their grades ain’t gonna make up for it: Yuta, Jeno
“YAAA!!! That’s my nOona!!”:Haechan
Forgets everything as soon as they step outside the class: Renjun, Lucas, Jisung
Only speaks Chinese because the rules were “No Korean”: Lucas, Hendery, YangYang, Xiaojun
Sits in the back of the class to watch the chaos unfold: Ten
Definitely there to unfold chaos: Jaemin, Lucas, Haechan
Smiles to cover up the fact that they don’t understand what the hell is going on: Shotaro, Renjun, Chenle, Lucas, Jungwoo, Jaemin
Peaks in every now and then because the ESL teacher is kinda hot:Johnny
Too busy doing 8 jobs at once:Mark
Doesn’t even realize there’s a class going on: Jaehyun, Lucas (but Lucas is IN the class)
“I’m exhausted.”: Doyoung (and the rest of NCT)
Haechan:Haechan
if this isn’t the funniest thing - you literally cannot convince us otherwise!
I know this isn’t like my usual content but I know a lot of NCT fans follow me and would appreciate something like this. Who’s your bias(es)??? Enjoy <3
Haechan laughed as you glared at him. Typical of him to assume that he was the centre of the world.
“Not everyone is out to suck your dick.” You said, as you rolled your eyes and walked away from him. He’d been getting on your nerves the entire night. Coming to this party was becoming more and more of a bad idea as the minutes ticked by.
“Oh, but they are baby,” Haechan replied, his hands grabbing at your belt loop and pulling you into him. “Especially you, isn’t that right sweetheart?”
“I’d rather cut out my tongue, Donghyuck.” You smiled at him sweetly as you said the words. His lips curled in a smirk.
a/n: this is for my bitch @raibebe because we keep making stupid bets. hope you like this filth!!!!its my first poly nomin fic and i am nervous because i absolutely suck at threesomes. omg this is so filthy, need to take a dip in holy water. please leave feedback <3
The tunes of the electric guitar blared through the speakers in the center.
You stood at the front of the enlivened crowd cheering for the band up on stage. The two lead singers, having your mesmerised gaze on them. You watched the veins pop out in their neck as they gave their all in singing. The ridges on Jeno’s arm standing out as he gripped his guitar tightly, the way Jaemin’s hand was enclosed tightly around the microphone, and their ethereal faces glossed with sweat as it trickled down their temples. Fuck.
This all made them even hotter than they already were. A lot of bras were being thrown at them and you couldn’t help but feel a bubble of laughter forming in your throat at those poor girls screaming for Jeno and Jaemin to screw them.
trope:college, a lil self indulgent, 6way (is that the proper term?)
word count: 1.9k
a/n: dedicated to all the anons & replies that keep asking me about Mark smut…
warnings:rough unprotected sex, oral (male & fem), throat f&cking, voyeurism, lil degradation, lil manhandling, lil choking, hard dom!Mark, soft dom!Renjun, hard dom!Jeno, hard dom!Haechan, dom!Jaemin, sub!reader
You’ve always been a light sleeper, waking at the slightest of creaks in the night and the first cooing pigeon at sunrise. Although today, your morning call comes in the form of several hushed, invasive questions and prying eyes feasting on your vulnerable form in a bed that you quickly realizeisn’t your own.
“Why are you guys talking so loud? Are you tryingto wake her up?” an accusatory whisper scolds another.
“Us? You’re the one who can’t whisper, Jaemin.”
You hone in on the cluster of unidentified voices in the doorway, strategically maintaining your sleeping beauty tactic. Tallying a total of 4 male voices from behind you breeds a deep seated anxiety in your bare chest. On any other day, you would’ve gladly welcomed the feeling of incredibly soft cotton on your skin, but at the moment the pitfalls of your unforeseen scenario include the material onlypartially covering your lower half. The sole advantage you have on them is that you’re facing away from their direction, allowing you to covertly open your eyes.
Taking a peek of your mysterious surroundings, you hear, “I didn’t wear her outthat bad last night… you’d be surprised, I bet she could take all of us.”
Warning: Mature Themed (Oral sex [fem receiving], protected sex, teasing, mark kinda has a vendetta, slight overstimulation? Maybe a little bit of rough Mark.)
summary: You claim to barely remember the fatal boating accident from this summer, unaware that deep within your subconscious you know someone in your friend group has blood on their hands. On the night the devil comes to collect for some unimaginable reason you can’t recall, the only thing standing between you and a fiery, one way ticket downstairs is your story telling.
pairing:ex!Jaeminxfem!readerxstranger!Haechan
(featuring: brother Jeno & dreamies briefly)
genre: porn with plot, lots of angst, lil fluff
trope:mystery, whodunit, supernatural, not a love triangle
teaser wc: +700 | est full wc: +9-10k
a/n:for@neo-cult-ure’s sinners collab! my designated sin: lust … but uhhh i got carried away & kinda changed it a lil so now it’s not solely jaemin?? realllyyy sorry about that & for being late!
so i’m +6k into this & i gotta say.. this is my most filthy fic. like just imagine 119 playing in the background
total warnings: rough unprotected sex, oral (fem & male receiving), voyeurism, degradation, manhandling, exhibitionism, lil humiliation, masturbation, restraints, lil choking, spanking, me pushing the Haechan big d!ck agenda, character death, blood, dom!Jaemin, hard dom!Haechan, sub!reader
Jaemin’s undeniably beautiful face was dangerously close to yours. Sirens went off in your head. You envisioned emergency lights strobing inside the cramped cabin. The warning signs rang loud and clear, and you couldn’t locate any glowing, red escape exits.
But who even said you wanted to escape? You didn’tneed, nor did you want, saving. And thatwas the problem.
The thing about alcohol is that gets to your head. Liquid courage is not a joke, because here you were, your head lulling to the side as Jaemin moved his mouth over your clit. Your hands clutching at his hair, as he drew you closer to the edge.
“Jaemin,” You moaned, his name rolling off your tongue easily as you let yourself float into the heat. Your nerve endings stinging as Jaemin flicked his tongue at your slit one last time.
His mouth was covered with you as he came up to hover over you, his mouth stretching into a grin.
“I love this song.” He said smugly.
It took you a second to tune into the words, Arianna Grande streamed through his speakers, 34+35 played. You stared up at him through fuzzy eyes barely able to make up a reply before he dove down, letting his lips mould into yours.
“Jaemin I don’t think I can.” You said pulling away from him.
“You can baby, just one more." He said his hand coming up to cradle the side of your face, his thumb running over your lip.
You moaned quietly as he let his lips graze over yours. Jaemin lowered his head, letting his tongue poke out and taste your skin before he got to the spot on your neck that had you giving into him.
You moaned his name as he left soft open-mouthed kisses on your collarbone before coming back up to your lips.
His hand trailed down to your warmth.
”Say my name again.“ He whispered into your lips as his finger began to work you up again.
A/N: I really hope you like this, I apologize for it not being the best. I’ve been having a hard time writing and I’m trying to use short dribbles as a way to get back in. So I apologize if its not that what you wanted, and for it not being my best writing.
btw Tags have been a bitch for this post, so I had to repost it even tho I finished it earlier, so I also apologize for how long you had to wait for it.
UPDATE: it still doesn’t seem to be showing up in the tags but whatever I’m gonna post it hopefully it fixes itself. If anyone knows why this is happening or how to fix it help would be much appreciated.
