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Someday, people will finally understand that Muriel was originally based on Celtic culture, and his route should have continued this, and not created complete incorrect nonsense.

Someday…

EMOJIS FOR WHEN YOU DON’T LAUGH AT AN UNFUNNY JOKE AND THEN THE ANTICLOWN PUNCHES YOU IN THE UNFUNNY BONE AND YOU START WAILING AND SOBBING CUS OF HOW UNFUNNY IT IS

cctinsleybaxter:

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

A story of love and betrayal.A story of love and betrayal.A story of love and betrayal.A story of love and betrayal.A story of love and betrayal.A story of love and betrayal.

A story of love and betrayal.


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I think naming your cat “Company” is a very neat idea because if you are talking with your friends you can seem like you are working very hard on you job.


Better Idea: Calling your cat…

Bad Company

If you want to put some razzle dazzle on your cats name.

A cool hat for a marine biologist

Honestly everything at this point I think the only thing that could be fixed about America is if it was smaller, big America just doesn’t work it’s like living in an Arcade

I’m late, but…

Me, an intellectual and also a proud citizen of Russian Federation, watching S3 of Stranger Things: Those damned russians, I would have punched them in the face if I were to meet one! They are so evil, I can’t even…

Also me: Wait a sec.

Me again:OH

My new favourite hobby: cutting my own hair. Seriously, can you think of a better way to spend saturday night? Can you? Yeah, i didn’t think so.

mbti-notes:

Manipulators seek to dominate and control your decision making, see Manipulative Behavior for more detail. Some common examples of manipulative tactics:

Si: throws past issues/mistakes at you
Ni: uses knowledge of you against you
Ti: gradually chips at your self-esteem
Fi: twists your sense of loyalty or morality
Se: evades, distracts, makes excuses
Ne: empty promises, tries to confuse you
Te: shuts down discussion/disagreement
Fe: exploits your emotional vulnerabilities

prettiest-girl-inthemorgue: This is the customer service guy I want.

prettiest-girl-inthemorgue:

This is the customer service guy I want.


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Men also live longer healthier lives if they’re married while the opposite happens for women. It’s a

Men also live longer healthier lives if they’re married while the opposite happens for women. It’s actually better for women to keep away from you. (Clearly this is about straight men.)


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