#mbti stereotypes
Kill the stereotype that esfjs are toxic people who gossip.
kill the stereotype that INFPs all have depression or anxiety
Kill the stereotype that INTPs are smart, we can be stupid sometimes lmao
Kill the stereotype that INTJs can’t be spontaneous
Kill the stereotype that INTJs suck at having empathy
ENTJ: Legally, I won’t persecute you for your dumbass beliefs in aliens
Every time someone brings up how there are so many intuitives in mbti, someone else inevitably says that sensors actually have a life
I feel robbed
Everybody on tumblr offers analysis of functions and tritypes and enneagram wings and so/six doms, and I’m here like:
Can I offer you a meme in this trying time?
EXFJ is dying and XXTJ is trying to make sure she doesn’t leave this world by giving her something to cling to
XXTJ: Don’t you get it?! I love you…. I - I always have.
XXTJ: So please, just this once…. stay
EXFJ: *survives* *opens eyes* You love me? *doe eyes*
XXTJ: You’re such an idiot
Man is but a slave to his passions
Sometimes I think about talking about mbti with people, but then I think to myself “But what if they don’t like your mbti type because they are over reliant on stereotypes??? “
But then I remember that I don’t talk to people.
Also, if I did talk about mbti to someone, they’d probably stop talking to me
Whenever someone points out my quietness, my heart just drops right onto the floor.
For the longest time, I thought that I was INTJ because I wasn’t a conservative. Pro tip: politics, no matter how much you are into them, are not a good indicator of mbti type
Source:reddit
Types of people - piercings
Tragus - omg aren’t I unique?, party animal, questionable fashion sense, really fussy, always in and out of relationships, ironically calls everyone daddy, posts too much on Snapchat, lives in Starbucks, very opinionated
Septum - is the coolest person you know, takes artsy pictures, can act normal when drunk/high, can never tell if they’re lying or being sarcastic, or telling the truth tbh, refuses to take pain killers, ‘eh I’ll sleep it off’, dude
Lobe - the most dramatic being ever, loves their friends, tryna be a hoe but is actually so awkward, loves shopping, makes stupid poses in pictures, talks mostly in vine quotes, buys the best presents, always knows the gossip
Rook - flippin fearless, impulsive little shit, makes the worst life choices, has arguments every other day, hates being told what to do, stubborn, actual caffeine addiction, only wears about 3 outfits on repeat, messy room
Types of people - quotes
A golden cage is still just a cage ~ Anita Krizan
Quills dipped in metallic ink, daydreaming, passionate speeches, angelic singing, faux fur coats, wispy eyelashes, furious protests, heeled boots, steaming cups of coffee at night
I wanna contribute to the chaos ~ tfb
Freckled faces, baggy flannel shirts, spray paint speckles, mosh pits, flailed arms in the air, laughing with friends, battered converse, messy hair cuts, dark nights, jumping over fences
Heaven,like hell, is untidy~Carole Satyamurti
Black eyeshadow, impulsive decisions, false pretences, sickly sweet smiles, daunting realisations, masquerade masks, love songs, slow dancing, backhanded complements
Make it easy, say I never mattered~fob
Late night texts, self depreciating jokes, nervous fiddling, twirled hair, notebook pages full of rambling, sleepless nights, loud music, newly dyed hair, ice cream and Netflix
Types of people - pretty words
Vivacious - dancinglikenobody’swatching,always single, on 50 dating apps but will never commit to anyone, bright lipstick, beautiful, patterned dresses, too many friends to keep track of, full calendar for life, distinctive voice
‘happy and lively in a way that is attractive’
Zemblanity - lying to yourself like a pro, shaking your head to try and clear it, wide (and also fake) smiles, avoids social media, doesn’t keep track of the news, lots of friends but few close ones, scared of the future, quiet
‘the inevitable discovery of what we’d rather not know’
Meraki - always working on a project, or eight projects, very creative, loves sharing what they’ve made, bit of a hoarder, knows the right thing to say, liked by everyone, loving, most likely to be successful, very hard worker
‘the soul, creativity or love you put into something’
Alexithymia - getting easily overwhelmed, gesticulates a lot, keeps a journal, meditates and tries to connect with their spiritual side, skeptical of everything, conspiracy theory’s ftw, small friendship group
‘an inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner’
Types of people - tarot cards
The major arcana
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The fool - taking a strangers hand, mumbling in the dark, childish promises, breathtaking naievity, unnoticed potential, carefree laughter
The magician - determined work, self assured confidence, showing off party tricks in crowded rooms, unique manneurisms, self respect
The high priestess - meditation in daylight, instinctive choices, overwhelming thoughts in the middle of a crowd, nodding to yourself
The empress - staying up all night texting lovers, vases of flowers, pet bunny rabbits, crystals and lipstick on every surface
The emperor - powerful voices, structured timetables, post it note reminders, deleting pictures to forget the memories, authority
The hierophant - gentle encouragement, loving vines, lawful good energy, sensible evaluation and healthy mindsets, relieved smiles
The lovers - sneaking out the window to meet strangers, heated looks, hard choices and harder consequences, pros and cons lists
Justice - karma, minor inconveniences, the butterfly effect, regretful longing, derserving praise, unexpected gifts, self satisfaction
The hanged man - complex situations, breakdowns on the kitchen floor, cutting out toxic people, starting fresh, difficult choices
Death - endings, new year new me, pamper days, new hairstyles and shopping trips, outstretched arms and the joy of freedom
Temperance - laidback attitudes, making plans in the middle of the night, patient explanations, evolution of the mind, neutral good alignment
The devil - powerless sobbing, refusal to believe in hope, intense fear of letting go and moving on, blank stares and miserable eyes
The tower - starting again, watching flames dance, strengthening weaknesses, destructive smirks, that feeling of dread in your stomach
The star - hope of healing, herbal teas and soothing voices, blind leaps of faith into welcoming arms, deep breaths, optimism
The moon - self doubt and hidden fears, subconsious nervous habits, learning to accept your flaws and be free, self care and confidence
The sun - confidence in decisions, promotions and certificates, confident walks, optimistic outlooks, counting blessings, success
Judgement - repentance, self evaluation and acceptance of mistakes, honest vulnerability, second chances, reconnecting with old friends
The world - wise eyes and knowing stares, serenity, complete fulfilment, excitement for what’s coming next, always learning
Types of people - witches
Requested by @joyfullyhappynut
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Garden - freckles, suntans in weird places, paint and dirt stains on everything, sticky fingers from sap, Pinterest boards filled with houseplants, living in garden centres, talking to animals, finding new recipes with the stuff that actually grew, random bursts of excitement
Kitchen - the smell of home baking, bringing in treats for your friends and family, mum friend 200%, probably has some form of sweets in them at any given time, disapproving glares, piles of cookbooks on every surface, thrives on the approval of others, a lil too nice
Storm - mood swings, staring out the window for hours, the smell when it rains, tangible tension, the feeling you get when you know somethings going to happen, biting your nails, restlessness, long runs, messy paintings to clear the mind, planning ahead
Fire - gets really fixated on things, dark satisfaction, has literally no regard for health and safety, how are you still alive, ‘I wonder what would happen if I set this on fire?’, based on the time I poured nail varnish remover on a candle, boom, hates authority with a passion
Types of people - planets pt 2
Requested by @koolgane
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Jupiter - the coolest kid, wants/has loads of tattoos and piercings, can pull of beanies somehow, the prettiest goddamn face, can probably play guitar or something else that’s amazing, writes poetry that’s actually good, always single even though everyone loves them, has a good YouTube channel
Saturn - doodles on everything, probably wears those circle glasses, and they’re probably fake, captions their Instagram posts with some pretentious quote from someone you’ve never heard of, goes to concerts every other day, has tumblr, houseplants are cute, has a collection of healing crystals
Uranus - is a dick, like sorry but, the kind of person that shouts at strangers in the street, will get arrested at some point, for something stupid like graffiti, has a ‘street name’ that only their mum knows about, records cringy rap music for soundcloud, lives in detention, peer pressures people, wears sunglasses 24/7
Neptune - loves the beach, is such a good swimmer? Go to the olympics?, quiet, doesn’t like talking about their achievements, quite awkward in social situations, music obsessed, break their trust once and it’s fine forever, loyal, quite harsh in confrontational situations, loves holidays, good at languages, perfect memory
Pluto - fight me, the forgotten cousin in the family, gets fiercely involved in fandoms, has the most loyal friendship group going, is probably gay, the shortest little cutie, they just WANNA BE LOVED, very innocent, the most sarcastic being out there, beautiful soul , feels inadequate even though they’re amazing
Types of people - planets pt 1
Requested by @koolgane
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Mercury - always on their phone, hoop earrings, gossips about everyone, the least trustworthy person going, hoards makeup, nobody needs 47 lipsticks, will never wear the same outfit twice, uses hashtags like a crazy person, still has musical.ly/tik tok, cringy, doent know what they want to do in the future
Venus - very vocal about opinions, will email you links to petitions, empathetic, the person that posts all those motivational videos on Facebook, gets pouty when nobody listens to them, not very good at talking criticism, cute handwriting open minded, will listen to your problems ,hoards cute stationary
Earth - a mess, knows they’re making bad decisions but does the stupid thing anyway, ‘eh that’s someone else’s problem’, mood swings for life, their opinion literally changes hourly, ridiculously smart, can write like they’re Shakespeare but struggles to say a sentence, is probably an only child, a bit spoilt
Mars - sometimes feels like a second option, messy hair for days, seems to always have a headache, gets into fights a lot, refuses to take medicine because it’s a ‘quitters way out’ and would rather go to sleep instead (@me), attention seeker, photobomb master, is constantly exhausted, intense emotions
ENTP: Ugh, ISTJ, you’re such a goodie two-shoes
ISTJ: No, I’m not!
ENTP: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel
ISTJ: What do you mean?
ENTP: You’re like if school and news had a baby
ENFP: Get some spice into you, ISTJ!
ISTJ: I can be spicy! look, my shoe’s untied, and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually, I am. I could trip
