to get the new beach mammon ur you’d need to buy 2860 dp.
This factors in daily dp, plus ap costs.
To buy 2860 ap, you’d need to spend $200 USD.
can solmare go easier on us
(Ok I forgot to factor in friend ap and rewards from the event but how much could that really change,)
I was a lil skeptic on ur math so I did it myself and while I did get also get about $200 USD, my calculations wede based on the ASSUMPTION that the player is playing during every waking hour (about 12 hr)
And I mean CONSTANTLY.
I was suprised that u could potentially get 113,256 shells (w/o cheat cards) during the whole event without spending money for more battles. Because by the end of the events I usually have about 100,000. And this is me grinding. Because by the time I need to sleep, I’ve ran out of AP and cannot play the battles anymore.
So while on paper is seems that players would have to spend $200, I feel like the cost is higher since most of us have lives outside of obey me and may miss gaining AP when it fills up our bar, therefore having to buy more than anticipated.
(Math is down there is u wanna take a look at it )
(Could u tell I was the math nerd in high school têhê~)
So yes, players have to pay a shit ton of money for event URs. And it sucks for us F2P players. And as from my other math post, there r a lot of things that are unfair about Obey Me. But we gotta enjoy what we can ya know?
So about new players getting 100 demon vouchers… I anger
( I also posted this to reddit)
So I did the math, and by taking advantage of the level up sale u get when you level up (like I do) it would take 110 days (+having to level up 20 times I order to get the offer) to get 100 demon vouchers. Or by using the regular way in nightmare, it would take 150 days to get 100 demon vouchers.
In short, Solmare is giving new players 110-150 days worth of work that old players had and still have to do.
Mkay. So ya know how at the beginning we got Solomon telling MC that they’d need to stab someone?
Well I kinda wish we weren’t the ones doing the stabbing.
I wish that instead Solomon was telling Lucifer to stab MC. Like god found out that Lilith was reincarnated and that MC was her descendant. So using Solomon as the messenger (since we know that Solomon’s been to the Celestial Realm before), the deal is, that if Lucifer kills MC (therefore killing Lilith) using the dagger, he and his brothers will be allowed back into the Celestial Realm.
And Lucifer would lowkey be considering it since he got his brothers dragged into the war, therefore he feels guilty for being the reason for their fall. And then he almost follows through with it, but then his brothers stop him cuz 1) IT’S MC AND THEY LOVE THEM and 2) the brothers are like “we also choose to fall and side with you in the war, it’s not your fault we fell, we’re fine in Devildom, we don’t need to be in the Celestial Realm to be happy” blah blah “family” blah blah blah “Lucifer stop trying to carry all the burdens” blah blah blah.
And also that would explain why Solomon brought MC back to the Devildom all of a sudden. Like a sheep to slaughter.
But i know it would never happen since Solomon told MC to stab whoever
Like they don’t necessary have to drop an f bomb in every sentence but if they bang their funny bone, get annoyed, or are struggling to open something theyll let something fly.
Lucifer hates it and says it’s unbecoming so he’s implemented a swear jar. MC, Mammon, and Satan are the largest contributors
However MC has a special swear jar of their own for biblical swears. He’s learned the hard way humans have a unique and vulgar habit of referencing big papa. Simeon supports the swear jar system but for vastly different reasons
Winners include: god damn it, fucking Christ, for the love of God, good lord, I swear to fucking god
Watch your tongue MC
MC: *hits toe on table leg*
MC: God-fucking-damnit!
Mammon: *spits the water he was drinking*
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[ Levi and MC were playing games in his room. They finally win an especially difficult co-op level after playing for three hours. ]
Leviathan: *happy snek noises* Hooray, MC! We won—
MC: *screaming in the WWE anchor voice* FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS! HOW YOU LIKE THAT?!
Leviathan: *crawls into his bathtub quaking*
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Lucifer: *enjoying the silence of his office*
MC: *tries to enter the room but spots SatanandBelphegor hiding in the corner in the last second*
MC: Jesus fucking Christ! You scared the shit out of me!
Satan:
Belphegor:
Lucifer: *heard everything inside his office* One evening. Just one. Peaceful. Evening.
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MC: *staring at the huge pile of homework in front of them*
MC: All of this is due…tomorrow?!
Simeon: Yes, even I think it is unreasonable.
MC: Oh God, fuck me.
Simeon: *freezes*
Simeon: *clears throat* MC…you might want to…review what you just said…
MC: *shakes their head* Not in the slightest. Considering the academic workload at R.A.D, I might even take the offer up to him.
Simeon: *dies on the inside but smiles through the pain* Good Heavens….
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MC: *opens fridge to get ingredients for dinner preparation only to find the fridge empty*
MC: BEEL!
Beelzebub: *sticks head out from behind the wall* Hmm?
MC: *angry human noises while pointing at the empty fridge*
Beelzebub: Oh, sorry about that. Fangol practice ran late and I was really hungry, so…
MC: *huffs* I swear to fucking God I’m done with this goddamn house getting on my goddamn nerves all the fucking time—
Beelzebub: *too shocked to speak*
Lucifer: *shouts from the living room* MC! LANGUAGE!
MC: *shouts back* THEN TELL HIM TO STOP EATING ALL MY GODDAMN FOOD!
Lucifer: STOP BRINGING FATHER INTO EVERYTHING!
MC: YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!
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*meanwhile God sneezing uncontrollably in the Celestial Realm while Michael blows every healer’s head off because they cannot figure out why he is sick*
imagine if Raphael is short and has a baby face, kinda like Riddle Rosehearts from twisted wonderland. Since the Obey Me characters seems to tease short characters (Luke) a lot, here is a scenario of what could have been before the Fall. Raphael would be the same age as Lucifer but is shorter than Asmo.
Mammon, Beel, Belphie and Lilith does a prank on the whole celestrial realm, but gets caught.
Raphael sees the mess and is annoyed, Lucifer is confused on how they did this because they were just gone for 10 minutes.
Raphael : Mammon! Belphie! Lilith! and even Beel too?! look at what you’ve done! this place is a mess!
Raphael rants to Lucifer.
Raphael: Lucifer this wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t spoiling them. When I was your age, I would never do this sort of tomfoolery.
Mammon: Well… When I was your height-
Raphael: (Gasping) the audacity!
Belphie, Beel and Lilith: Laughing on the floor
Lucifer: Proud big brother noises
credits to @azureusmoonie and their idea for Raphael, and so this is my crack theory on why the demon brothers seem to disrespect Luke and his height.
Summary: Beelzebub’s feelings change as MC continues to stop him from ransacking the fridge.
Main characters/Ship: Beelzebub x MC
Other characters: Belphegor
Word count: ~1.2k
Warnings: A bit of angst and Beel being threatening at first
The first time it happened, Beelzebub was rather irritated. There stood the human, who had just started living with him and his brothers for the year-long RAD exchange program, holding their ground in front of the refrigerator in an effort to prevent him from acquiring the food within it. Despite their determined, steady gaze, their body betrayed them, quivering slightly while they stared down the Avatar of Gluttony.
“Move,” Beelzebub commanded them a second time, losing his patience from the continued hunger pangs in his stomach.
MC shook their head. “Sorry, but I can’t. You’re not allowed to eat the food in here.”
“Not allowed?” Beelzebub questioned them, his anger growing. “Would you rather I eat you instead?”
A chill shot down the human’s spine from the demon’s words coupled with his deepened frown. Even so, they continued to serve as a barrier, like they were guarding someone defenseless and important to them. “N-No, but–”
“Butwhat?” he asked. “What makes you think you can tell me what I can and can’t do?”
MC swallowed the saliva that had built up in their mouth nervously, mustering up the courage to answer firmly. “Lucifer told me to stop you if you tried to raid the fridge. He’s the one who said you’re not allowed to eat everything in it since we just had dinner.”
The order from the eldest demon brother was enough to hold Beelzebub back from devouring the human who was stubbornly blocking his path. The mouth-watering food calling to his stomach from within the fridge would have to wait until they left their post later on. Fortunately, he had enough snacks stashed in his room to tide him over for a short while.
“Fine,” he surrendered reluctantly. “I’ll leave then.”
Beelzebub thought it would be a once and done thing, but confusion grew on top of his frustration each afternoon and evening when he found MC stationed in the same spot to protect the contents of the fridge from his hungry hands. Why did they keep doing this? No matter what strategy he used, like turning into his demon form to scare them or even forcibly moving them aside, the human always came back with the same fiery resistance. The thought of simply adding them to his mental list of foods to eat crossed his mind each time he saw them, but the consequences that would come from Lucifer and Lord Diavolo for doing so weren’t worth it to him. So, he’d continue to either bide his time until they exited the kitchen or try to convince them to let him pass, which usually resulted in him having to come back later.
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“Please, MC?” Beelzebub requested with sad eyes one afternoon. “I’m still really hungry. I don’t know if I can last until dinner.”
After getting to know them and ultimately forming a pact with them, Beelzebub had gotten used to the routine of being stopped by MC when he wanted more food after lunch and dinner each day, feeling more neutral about the whole thing than any other negative emotion these days. He even was comfortable enough with them to attempt pleading tactics.
MC’s resolve faltered at the sight, but they quickly pulled themself together. “I’m sorry, Beel, but you know I can’t let you touch anything in the fridge.”
The demon almost appeared teary-eyed from their response, managing to make the human’s stomach knot with guilt. Now that they had become friends, they felt bad about not letting him eat when he was so hungry, but they also knew that the moment they stepped aside, there would be no food left to prepare dinner. It had become an inner conflict for them, but they stuck true to their mission to keep Beelzebub out of the fridge at these specific times until the exchange program ended. Therefore, they had created a backup plan for when he was famished like this.
“Maybe this will help?” MC fished out a comfort candy from their pocket and offered it to Beelzebub. “As long as you don’t bite on it, it should last for a bit.”
His eyes widened in surprise before relaxing into a friendly stare. “Thanks, MC. You’re the best.”
The Avatar of Gluttony did take advantage of this kindness whenever he encountered the human in the kitchen, but as time went on, the routine evolved into special time that he got to spend with them. Rather than getting free snacks from them, he started inviting them out to places where they could eat together, like Hell’s Kitchen or Madam Scream’s. MC wouldn’t have to guard the fridge if he wasn’t even in the house and had something else to eat, he reasoned with them. Also, food began to taste better than usual whenever he shared it with MC, prompting him to persuade the human to join him all the more. Eventually, the two of them started doing other activities together, like working out, seeing a movie, going to shops that they liked, checking out events being held in town, or even just chatting together in the comfort of the kitchen–anything that allowed them to enjoy each other’s company. Soon enough, these regularly scheduled meetings with MC became Beelzebub’s favorite parts of the day.
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Beelzebub stood quietly in front of the refrigerator, making no attempt to move closer or even reach for the door handle, which left a noticeable gap between him and the large kitchen appliance. His stomach growled in protest, demanding for something to satisfy it yet knowing that the unprotected food a short step away from him wouldn’t be enough. Something else was missing. He already understood what it was, but that only made the pain inside worse. What once had blocked his path was finally gone, and instead of bringing him joy, it created an even bigger pit of emptiness within him.
He hadn’t noticed the added presence in the kitchen until a hand rested on his shoulder. He turned to look at his twin brother, who stared back at him sympathetically.
“I know,” Belphegor said. “It’s been a week since MC went back to the human world, but it still feels weird not having them around. They really left their mark on all of us, huh?”
Beelzebub nodded in agreement, allowing silence to fill the room once again. He could picture MC in front of him, with that determined expression that, over time, became a cheery one whenever they saw him enter the kitchen. He was tempted to smile back at them as he usually did before the image faded from his vision.
“When do you think we’ll see them again?” he asked, his eyes still fixed ahead.
“Not sure,” the younger twin admitted. “…But I know we will at some point.”
The reassuring statement brightened Beelzebub’s mood somewhat. “Yeah, you’re right.”
“Until then,” Belphegor added, “at least we get to talk with them on the phone. Speaking of which, it’s my turn to call them today. Want to join me? I bet they’ll be happy to hear your voice.”
The offer pulled Beelzebub’s lips into a wide, excited grin and removed his hunger pangs entirely. “I’d like that. Thanks, Belphie.”
