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When I was 12 my dad figured it was time to have the sex talk. He took my older brother and me out on the boat. We went around the river for a while and then my dad killed the engine in a secluded part of the coast. I don’t recall everything he said but from what I remember he said something like this:

Him: If you could get free milk whenever you wanted it, why would you buy a cow?

Me: …

Him: It wouldn’t really make sense, right?

Me: I guess not.

Him: Don’t drink milk from a bunch of different cows. Because if someone’s giving you free milk, they probably gave it to a lot of people before you, and it’s important to have your own cow.

Me: What about steaks?

Him: What?

Me: Well, if I was getting free milk, I might still buy a cow if I wanted steak.

Him: … that’s not funny Daniel. Let’s go.

I think the takeaway is that women are cows who are to be bought and sold with commitment. I think my point is a good one though.

Parents with disabilities shouldn’t be discriminated against, but all too often, they are.

According to talkpoverty.org, disabled parents are more likely to lose custody of their children during a divorce than non-disabled parents. In 37 states, parents can have their custodial rights revoked solely because they’re disabled. Child welfare services remove children of disabled parents at higher than average rates, and disabled people also face discrimination when adopting and fostering children. 

The vast majority of parents with disabilities are capable of providing a safe, loving home for their children. Families shouldn’t be separated because of these discriminatory practices that are based on outdated, ableist definitions of parental fitness. 

(Source: https://talkpoverty.org/2015/07/31/parents-with-disabilities/)

i have realized that when i asked my parents to tell me “hurt and sick stories” as a child, i was asking for whump before i even knew what that was

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. #fathers #dad #father #fatherhood #love #family

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. #fathers #dad #father #fatherhood #love #family #fathersday #daddy #dads #mothers #dadlife #parents #fatherson #parenting #fatherdaughter #fatherandson #justice #fatherlife #familytime #dadsofinstagram #men #fathersmatter #bestdaddy #proudfather #superdaddy #fatherslove #daughter #fatheranddaughter #children (at Magic_click)
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Bonne fête aux Papas !! 

Happy Fathers Day!

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Here I am up at 3am, searching for myself. Searching for a meaning, a purpose. Who I am, who people say I am, who my parents think I am, who I’m meant to be, who I should be.

This was mortifying!Having flunked out of college was one thing, but this was another.  She had drea

This was mortifying!

Having flunked out of college was one thing, but this was another.  She had dreaded telling her family the news: that they had wasted their money, that she had wasted her time.  She just wasn’t cut out for college.  They weren’t angry, in fact, she was surprised, at the time, how happy they seemed.

“We’ll get our little girl back!” her mother had exclaimed, hugging her close.

She didn’t realize what that would entail at the time, but now, back in her childhood bedroom clad in only a tiny party dress, her diaper completely on public display, she knew this was her fate.  Her mother had transformed her back to infancy, re-raising her from square one, diaper days. 

Her family looked on as she squatted childishly in the corner, facing her teddy bears, unable to believe that they wouldn’t even let her use the bathroom anymore.  She had to go right in her diapers, grunting on the floor as the mess slipped out of her and into her Pampers. 

As the adults continued to talk, half-paying attention to the pathetic display on the floor, she knew that this wasn’t even the worst part to come.  Soon, she’d be on display on the changing table pad, legs spread in the air as her mommy wiped the brown clumps off of her while idly chatting with her guests.

Her face burned with embarrassment at the thought as her diaper expanded and sagged heavily.

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My parents: why don’t you spend more time with us?! You never do.

Me: Ok I’ll take you to dinner

Also them:

 Just karaoke my name and I’ll be there (I’ll be there)Hit the link for a bonus panel: h

Just karaoke my name and I’ll be there (I’ll be there)

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 Ok I’m completely out of baby name jokes at this point wait no actually last one: DysenTerry

Ok I’m completely out of baby name jokes at this point wait no actually last one: DysenTerry if it’s a boy
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 the Geneva Convention recently banned a chemical warfare option that allowed the Swoleby to dispers

the Geneva Convention recently banned a chemical warfare option that allowed the Swoleby to disperse Chicken Pox Gas


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 I’m happy to report I’ve received an early acceptance into the NADs (National Associati

I’m happy to report I’ve received an early acceptance into the NADs (National Association of Dads ) and will receive my official polo shirt + khaki shorts + sandals & socks dad uniform in the mail

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 “Don’t you remember me? I’m the child that isn’t a disappointment?” &

“Don’t you remember me? I’m the child that isn’t a disappointment?” “That child doesn’t exist”  

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This year I decided to make personnal gifts for my family <3. So for my sister I offered her a toThis year I decided to make personnal gifts for my family <3. So for my sister I offered her a toThis year I decided to make personnal gifts for my family <3. So for my sister I offered her a to

This year I decided to make personnal gifts for my family <3. So for my sister I offered her a toiletry bag with a drawing of her on it and for my parents I commanded a beachbag with themselves on it. My mother waiting for my father on the beach, while he swims (accurate) with a turtle :D !

Hope you like it as they did ;* ! What a pleasur to draw them <3


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Happy birthday, dad! And happy very belated birthday, mom!#birthdaycake #cake #birthday #parents #

Happy birthday, dad! And happy very belated birthday, mom!

#birthdaycake #cake #birthday #parents #momanddad #kaffeeundkuchen #geburtstag #geburtstagstorte #eltern #offtopic
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Happy Nonbinary Parents Day! (every 3rd Sunday of April)

Send this card to a nonbinary parent you know!

Did you know oak trees are both male and female and belong in the family Quercus (“queercus”) ;) And that they help their offspring by sharing nutrients and fungi?

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A short gif made of pixel art. A giant oak tree with a bright green canopy dances slightly in the breeze and 4 smaller saplings, 2 to each side, bob up and down, and the grass beneath them all sways. Behind them all is a gradient from light blue at the bottom by the earth to a dark blue at the top, where stars take turns twinkling in and out. Lain over the canopy of the oak is the white text with purple shadow: "Happy Nonbinary Parents Day"

Happy Nonbinary Parents Day! (every 3rd Sunday of April)

Send this card to a nonbinary parent you know!

Did you know oak trees are both male and female and belong in the family Quercus (“queercus”) ;) And that they help their offspring by sharing nutrients and fungi?

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They are parents of black Shiba Inu. The name plum (ume) and cherry (sakura). It is a Shiba Inu of g

They are parents of black Shiba Inu. The name plum (ume) and cherry (sakura). It is a Shiba Inu of good healthy female of relationship.


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