#pepperonietxt
just jump out!
I am disgusted at the amount of people who hate bats. They are adorable and you are wrong.
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
“are you single?” no. i am actually multiple organisms that pass for a human when stacked upon each other
“what’s in your pants?” two, maybe three different entities at any given time
“are you single?” no. i am actually multiple organisms that pass for a human when stacked upon each other
WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS
on a scale of 1 to stardew valley frog how fabulous are you feeling today
not to get political on here but i would do literally anything for that decrepit bog witch coochie
my incomplete collection
singing to my plants makes me feel less alone on days like this
GUYS
IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY
SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROW
WE GATHER YOU ALL TO ONCE AGAIN SAY A HAPPY (3 DAY LATE) BIRTHDAY TO THIS BOY
(September 12th is his birthday)
what is it with gay bitches and never laying in their beds properly
OUGH
do you guys think there’s a toad out there with the nuclear launch codes written in braille on its bumpy lil toad body
do you guys think there’s a toad out there with the nuclear launch codes written in braille on its bumpy lil toad body
Chinese water deer skull.
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Google photos messes up dates sometimes so now I have a rat from the year 5720 and a toad from the year 601
oh this is my favorite post
happy 1420th birthday mr toad
everyone say happy birthday to mr toad
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR TOAD
booty shorts that say “for ritual purposes” on them
thanks tumblr
hey guys thanks for inviting me to your slumber party. i hope you dont mind i brought my lady dimetrescu body pillow *trying to fit a queen sized mattress through the doorway*
its actually very very easy to not like pedophilic ships and understand that enjoying fictional pedophilia is still like, actively partaking in enjoying pedophilia and that it doesnt cancel that out just bc the content in question is fictional
who layin w me in the bed of forbidden flowers that put unknowing princesses to sleep and that cures an ancient disease that will soon spread around the kingdom erecting chaos and anarchy as humanity destructs itself leaving only few survivors and empty ground for the wilderness to reclaim what was taken from it 2nite