CANNOT BELIEVE ive read over 400 chapters of orv and im JUST starting to think about pokemon au
[ID: Pencil drawing of Kim Dokja. He’s in a button up long-sleeved work shirt and has a furret curled around his neck similar to a neck pillow. He’s scratching the furret’s cheek with his knuckles and has an open-mouthed smile and looking to the side like he’s having a conversation. The furret is also open-mouthed smiling with it’s arms stretched out and clows out, gripping Kim Dokja’s shirt. They both look happy and comfortable. /END ID]
Continuing on our journey through the monstrosity au we have the element gays - I mean gays- I mean gays- fuck, I mean gays -
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Summary: The elemental titans died ages ago and are using Maxie / Archie as their new bodies / hosts.
Story and “gameplay” below cut
Story: It’s nearing the end of Team Magma / Aqua’s plans and the time has come to awaken Groudon / Kyogre. After one final battle with MC Maxie / Archie attempts to awaken the ancient beast only to see its stone body crumble to dust and the Red / Blue orb fuse with their body. Aside from the fact the ancient titan of land / sea is fucking dead and the orb fusing with Maxie / Archie all seemed well and nothing bad really happened… yet.
It would be multiple weeks before Maxie / Archie noticed anything wrong. For Macie he’d start running high fevers and with Archie he’d have trouble walking. It took some time before it became clear to Team Magma / Aqua what was happening: they were turning into Groudon / Kyogre and it was far too late to stop it. The team took their leader and hid him from the public and scrambled to try and remedy this but nothing could be done beyond helping to ease the pain of the transformation.
The transformation took months to complete and throughout that time Maxie / Archie’s minds were overwritten by that of Groudon / Kyogre. It was a painful experience for everyone involved. Once complete Maxie stood at around 12 feet tall and Archie was about 12 feel long (because fish).
Maxie would make the Team Magma base near Fallarbour his home, covering every surface with stone before going into hibernation. Archie decided to flee the Team Aqua base and go to Sootopilis, flooding the city and staying there.
Gameplay: For Maxie you’d play as Archie looking for answers about Maxie’s sudden dissapearence and the rumors of something big living in the old Team Magma base. You’d make your way through the base until you come across Maxie’s office where you will awaken Maxie and he will give chase.
Maxie is blind so he would use sound to find your location, but he also has a long reach due to his long arms. Think the Janitor from little nightmares. Your goal would then be to escape the team Magma base because there’s no way in hell you’re living another day if you decide to stay. This “game” would probably be easier than Archie’s version of events.
With Archie you’d play as Maxie trying to get information on Archie’s disappearance and the siren in the ruins of Sootopilis. It’s everybody’s favorite, a water level. Except this would have actually good swimming mechanics. You’d spend some time exploring the area before realizing that you are not alone and are, in fact, being stalked.
Your first immediate goal would be to get onto land so you don’t get murked. After your first encounter with Archie your goal would change to trying to tag him so people can track Archie and make sure he stays in Sootopilis. This would likely involve luring Archie into a situation where he would be trapped by some underwater rocks or something, maybe you manage to pull him onto land. After that a huge chase would ensue.
As Maxie you unfortunately can’t swim faster than Archie so the chase would involve dipping in and out of water to run on land wherever possible before hopping to the next piece of land, all before finally escaping Sootopilis by the only entrance.
That’s all for these two totally platonic friends nothing gay here. If you have any questions about them or the au feel free to shoot me an ask! ^-^
EYYY, Monstrosity au! Let’s start off with the big man himself, Giovanni
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Short summary. Monstrosity au Giovanni is the result of experimentation gone bad. He’s very dangerous if provoked but is also trapped in the lab where he was altered into… well… this
Holy shit i love this au. Well i am a huuuuge giovanni fan as well so that helps but this au is also rly cool. Totally invested, id love to hear more about it. I do wonder what happens to giovannis brother after gio basically saves his bro from their mom, does his brother tries to save gio from the abandonned rocket lab? Oe maybe he wasnt aware. Do they come in contact again after the good ending? I do wanna know what gio does of his life after the good ending as well. Ah so many questions, sorry for the rambling!
I can answer some of your questions right here!
Fran has no idea that Giovanni saved his ass and is trapped in a lab. He has near to no contact with Giovanni so he just assumed Gio not picking up his phone was Gio finally cutting contact with him.
They would come in contact after the good ending. It would be a very emotional reunion with Fran blaming himself for not finding Giovanni sooner and Giovanni just happy that he’s there with his brother and that Fran is okay.
As for Giovanni’s life after the good ending: he would spend a lot of time in therapy to relearn how to walk, act like a person again, and deal with the trauma of… well, everything. He’d never be able to live on his own and would likely end up living with one of his admins, Fran, or Silver. Basically just try his best to recover and live quietly while constantly fighting the urge to return to feline and knock the glass of water off the counter. (Also hardcore catnip addict lol)
If you have any other questions feel free to shoot me an ask
EYYY, Monstrosity au! Let’s start off with the big man himself, Giovanni
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Short summary. Monstrosity au Giovanni is the result of experimentation gone bad. He’s very dangerous if provoked but is also trapped in the lab where he was altered into… well… this
Story and “gameplay” below the cut
Story: After the events of Red and Blue Giovanni was left shamed and made a fool of by mere children. This caused some internal friction among not only the grunts and admins but also with Madame Boss, Giovanni’s mother and superior. She demanded that he would make up for this failure, starting with the recreation of mewtwo. Giovanni explained that everything used to create mewtwo had been destroyed but Madame Boss didn’t care. She demanded it and her word was final.
The team initially tried using Alakazam as a stand in, upping their psychic potential but almost all subjects died or were left in a vegetative state. With pokemon bases being a bust Madame suggested using human subjects, Giovanni and the admins reluctantly agreeing. More progress was made over the following months, but as they were reaching perfection they had exaughsted all psychics in Kanto and Jhoto. Madame insisted that they’d need just a few more and decided to use Giovanni’s twin brother, Francisco, to get the job done.
Giovanni disagreed, wanting to protect his brother from such a fate. Madame Boss agreed but decided to use him instead. By this point most of the afmins had left Team Rocket, believing Madame Boss was out of control, so there was little resistance to the idea.
Giovanni was the first and only success.
It was not long after that that Team Rocket completely caved, the death of Madame Boss hitting the team hard. Giovanni was left abandoned in the lab, stuck in his cell waiting for someone to find him, his mind slowly deteriorating.
Gameplay: You play as Looker investigating not only the downfall of Team Rocket but the reports of strange psychic happenings in an old Team Rocket hideout. Which exploring the hideout you’d accidentally trigger the “Intruder Lockdown” system, kicking everything into action.
You’d plunge deeper into the hideout and slowly piece together what happened to Team Rocket while also figuring out what this hideout was used for, that second part becomes clear kinda quickly though. After encountering Giovanni the main goal would likely be to escape: turning off the intruder lockdown and getting back upstairs.
If you choose to stick around and find all the information surrounding the hideout and Giovanni you could encounter a second ending: one where you rescue Giovanni and take him out of the hideout.
And thats it for Giovanni (story and “gameplay” wise) if people find this interesting I could post stuff outside of the basic summary.
The very first day of Team Rocket AU!! Happy Valentine’s Day!! I wanted to draw the cutest, crankiest couple finding their newest family member ❤️ Jessie & James AU where on their adorable Valentine’s Day stroll through the rain they hear very upset meows from a soaking wet kitty abandoned in an alley. They pick him up and take him home to give him all the warm cuddles I hope you like it!! Have a lovely day ❤️
Genshin Impact x Pokemon AU I’ve seen people put Albedo with Smeargle, Ditto, Diancie and others, which I can imagine them all-
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BUT imagine him people with the small, cute, artifical pokemon Castform!
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As I was making this picture, I realized Baltoy was a far better representation for Albedo. Hello~ an artifical pokemon made from clay!…Close enough right?
Summary: Levi and Hange end up in a Pokemon region, but it is not a normal one. Join the duo on their quest to find Rika with the help from Zozo and Cal. Will they make it out or will they be stuck in that world forever?
Disclaimer: Pokemon is a video game series developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo. Attack on Titan is a manga/anime series written by Hajime Isayama and published by Kondasha.
A/N: This fic was submitted in the @levihan-drabbles crackfic contest and won 1st place. Enjoy!
“Levi! Levi!”
Levi groaned as he opened his eyes. “Hange, you’re being too loud.”
Said woman let out an exasperated sigh. “Levi, you need to get up and see this.”
Levi opened his eyes to see the bright blue sky. The atmosphere was very encouraging and definitely not the Survey Corps headquarters. He sat up and saw Hange standing next to him in her everyday clothing.
“What the? Where are we?”
“Good morning. Glad to see that you’re awake.” A female voice spoke from the sky.
Levi’s hands automatically moved towards his hips where his swords should be, but he found them missing.
“I had to take precautions.” The voice spoke. “Let’s say that your swords would make your quest…too easy.”
“Who the hell are you anyway? What quest are you talking about.” Hange yelled out.
“You do not need to worry about my identity. Just call me Alpha. This quest is bestowed to people every few years.”
“Why us?” Levi asked suspiciously.
“It’s in the script. Just roll with it. This quest will help you escape from this world.”
Hange gasped. “What do you mean?”
“You humans are currently in a different world. This place is called the Faulty region, where creatures named Pokémon live. Your quest is to capture the five legendaries to reach the creator of the region, Rika, located at Xiao Pillar.”
“Quests?! You took us out of our world for a goddamn quest! What’s next? Are we demigods that go to summer camp?”
The voice sighed. “No, that is for another group. Anyways, back to your quest. I will each grant you a Pokémon and Pokeballs to help you during your journey.”
Two bright lights appeared in front of Levi and Hange. It formed into two different shapes until it dissipated into a dog-like and a cat-like pokemon.
“Levi, your partner Pokémon is Cal, the cat. Hange, your partner Pokémon is Zozo, the dog. They will help guide you to each legendary.”
Hange moved to speak but stopped when Levi grabbed her shoulder and pulled her close.
“Are we going to listen to some random voice and go on a wild goose chase?” He whispered.
“What choice do we have? We need to get out of here, Levi.” Hange replied back before standing up.
“We will do your damn quest!” She yelled before going silent, a look of realization on her face. “Which way do we go first?”
“Don’t worry about that. I will help you as well.” Alpha said, and there was a boom of lightning hit the protagonists.
Everything turned black.
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And so, our heroes went to confront the first legendary, Cashew, a panda.
“Is that her?” Levi asked with narrow eyes. He and Hange were hidden behind some bamboo trees watching a fluffy panda munch on mixed nuts.
“For sure. Cashew matches the description we got.” Hange nodded while holding up a strip of paper that said a panda who loves nuts.
“Fine. Let’s capture this damn Pokemon.” Levi grumbled and began to march forward, with Cal following behind.
“Levi! Watch your-”
CRUNCH
“Step."
Levi stopped moving when Cashew suddenly turned to them. He picked up his foot to find that he had stepped on a walnut.
"Son of a-"
"WHO GOES THERE?? THESE NUTS WEREN’T FREE, YOU KNOW?” The Pokemon roared as she held her stash close to her. Her brown orbies met Levi’s dark grey ones.
“YOU!! HOW DARE YOU STEP ON MY PRECIOUS NUTS??”
“Shit.” Hange cursed. “This would be a lot easier if we had our gear.”
“We have to be careful before Cashew summons Chikachironi. That’s her dinosaur with bright red eyes, by the way.” A new, feminine voice spoke from next to her.
Hange whipped her head to find out the source. Levi was too far away, and the voice sounded pretty close.
Unless….
“Yeah, I know I can talk. Cal can, too, but that is beside the point. We need to save your friend.” Zozo spoke quietly as the panda continued to yell at Levi.
“How do we do that?”
Zozo smirked. “I have an idea.”
Meanwhile, Cashew was chasing Levi during Hange and Zozo’s talk.
“GET BACK HERE, YOU FINE SPECIMEN OF A MAN!”
“I don’t know if that is a threat or a compliment,” Cal said to Levi from his shoulder.
Oh yeah, Levi knows that Cal can talk now.
“I don’t even want to know,” Levi admitted.
“CASHEW IS FUSTY!” Zozo yelled.
Cashew and Levi stopped in their tracks. “What??”
“CASHEW IS FUSTY!” Hange joined in.
White shock lines appeared around Cashew. “Me? Fusty?” she was very offended and began to head towards Hange’s direction. “I will have you know that is not me, but Jess-” Cashew was enveloped in a bright red light before going into a Pokeball Levi threw at her.
The ball shook once, twice, three times, and then stopped.
Pokemon acquired: Cashewthe panda.
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With one Pokemon acquired, it was time for our protagonists to capture the next Pokemon, The Gabey.
“Man, this place is soft.” Hange sighed while burying her face in the cloth. Levi thought finding this Pokemon was a little too easy. How hard would it be to find a gopher on a big mattress with no bed frame?
It was so easy, in fact, that Gabey appeared right in front of them. She eyed the duo curiously when a floating textbox appeared out of nowhere.
You are challenged by THE CHO CHO GABEY THE SEWAGE THE ATE THE KUYA THE KUYATE THE ADING THE FOSSIL THE BABYSITTER THE GAY BEE THE GOPHER THE ARTSIT THE FIC WRITER THE VA THE SINGER THE DOCTOR THE SORCERORR THE POPULAR THE PRETTIEDT THE TALEBTED THE AMAIZNG THE ONE WHO NEEDS SLEEP THE BOBO RHE GAGO THE SEWAGE RACCOON THE SECRETARY THE AUCTUONEER THE OEN WHO SLEPES IN VOCUE THE LEGEND THE GABEU THE CHIMKIN THE ANIMAL THE BABY PANDA THE CAT THE HIPPO THE DAYCARE CHILD THE QCTRESS THE NARCISISIT TEH PRINCESS THE ROYAL THE DETECTIBE THR FULM MAKER THR MUSICIAN THE MUSIC PRODUCER THE SEWGAY THE THIEDWHEEL THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR THE SWAG GAE GHE ANGST MAKER THE IMAGINATOR THE SADIST THE GOD THE JUDGE THE DEBATOR THE SENATOR THE PRESIDENT-
The text stopped when Levi threw a Pokeball at The Gabey. The ball shook three times before clicking, indicating that the Pokemon was caught.
Hange looked up at Levi with a confused look on her face.
“What? The text was too long.”
Pokemon acquired: THE CHO CHO GABEY THE SEWAGE THE ATE THE KUYA THE KUYATE THE ADING THE FOSSIL THE BABYSITTER THE GAY BEE THE GOPHER THE ARTSIT THE FIC WRITER THE VA THE SINGER THE DOCTOR THE SORCERORR THE POPULAR THE PRETTIEDT THE TALEBTED THE AMAIZNG THE ONE WHO NEEDS SLEEP THE BOBO RHE GAGO THE SEWAGE RACCOON THE SECRETARY THE AUCTUONEER THE OEN WHO SLEPES IN VOCUE THE LEGEND THE GABEU THE CHIMKIN THE ANIMAL THE BABY PANDA THE CAT THE HIPPO THE DAYCARE CHILD THE QCTRESS THE NARCISISIT TEH PRINCESS THE ROYAL THE DETECTIBE THR FULM MAKER THR MUSICIAN THE MUSIC PRODUCER THE SEWGAY THE THIEDWHEEL THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR THE SWAG GAE GHE ANGST-
“We get it!"
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Levi and Hange caught Cashew and the Gabey! It is time to capture the third Pokemon, Moon (not the actual moon but how cool would that be?)
"Capture the Moon with Tchaikovsky’s tune.” Hange read aloud while heading into town.
“Tsk, are we actually going up to space?” Levi wondered because Ymir knew that there was no way they could get to the moon with their current technology.
Hange shook hee head. “I don’t think so. Look,” she pointed at the M in Moon. “That is capitalized, meaning it’s not the moon, but it could be the pokemon’s name."
"Could be. Who is” Levi squinted. “Chai kov sky?”
A sudden rumbling appeared out of nowhere, startling both Levi and Hange.
“What is going on?” Hange asked while holding onto Levi for dear life.
“DID SPMENE SYA TCHAIKOVSKY?” a feminine voice yelled behind the “Welcome to Votkinsk” sign.
“What did she say?” Levi asked, unsure about what that voice said. That was until a crescent moon appeared in front of them.
Cal and Zozo stepped forward. “We speak Moon, so we can translate for you,” Cal said.
“She asked if someone said, Tchaikovsky.” Zozo translated.
“TCHAIKOVSKY!!! TVR GRWTEDY CPMPOSWT OF THR LIFETNE?"
"Tchaikovsky! The greatest composer of the lifetime."
"Who is Tchaikovsky?” Levi asked with genuine confusion. He was not familiar with these names or music in general.
Moon gasped, clearly offended. “NNRIDIRJ YPU DINT KNOW WHO HE IZ? TCHAOKOVKSY WAS AN AMAAZING COMPOSER WHO WAS BORJ IN MAY 7, 1840. HE WAS BERY EMOTIONAL AND DESPITE NOT LIKING SOKENOF HIS MUSIC, HE STILL WAS ABLE TO CREATE WONFERFUL COMPOSISITONS THAT WE CAN ENJOY TODAY <3” (source: DM with Moon)
“Keyboard smash. You don’t know who he is? Tchaikovsky was an amazing composer who was born on May 7, 1840. He was very emotional and despite not liking some of his music, he still was able to create wonderful compositions that we can enjoy today <3.”
Hange’s eyes lit up with interest. “That’s interesting! What is your favorite song?”
Moon gasped. “TCHAIKOVSKY SERENADE FOR STRINGS IN C MAJOR :DD!” (source: DM with Moon). She smiled as she pulled a violin out of thin air. “I CSN PLAU IT FOE YOU IF YOI WZNR?”
(Levi began to question where a moon would keep a violin but was too stunned to ask)
“She is asking if she can play Serenade for Strings in C Major for us.”
“Of course!” Hange beamed. “My friend and I would love to hear it."
Levi frowned slightly. "We do?”
“We do,” Hange said with an elbow jab.
“OH THDNK YOU! YKU HAVE NO IDWD HOW LONG SUBVR I LADT PLATED! I CAN GP WUTH YIR AS AN AEATD FOR LISTNING TO ME PLAY.”
"She says it’s been a while since she last played. She is thanking us and she agrees to come with us after we listen to her play.”
Moon set up her instrument into position (how?) and began to play. (Moon, I am literally listening to the song at 10 pm on a work night). The Pokemon kept playing until the last note. The music put Hange and Levi at ease with its intense and poetic tune.
“Ahh. Tchaikovsky. Such a wonderful composer.” She sighed. Meanwhile, everyone was too shocked by Moon speaking clearly and not with all caps or keyboard smashes. “Anyways, I promised to join you. Cal.” Moon said while directing her attention to the cat. “Can you take a Pokeball out of your trainer’s bag so I can go in it?”
Cal brought over a Pokeball for Moon. The Pokemon tapped the top and disappeared in the red light. Everyone watched in silence as the legendary was caught.
“So..” Zozo started. “Looks like you two didn’t have to do a pokemon battle anyway.”
“What is a pokemon battle? Do we actually fight Pokemon?” Levi asked. To him, it was hand-on-hand combat like when he used to live in the Underground.
Cal sighed. “I’ll explain it to you later."
Pokemon acquired: MOON TCHAIKOVSKY
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Our heroes find themselves going into a meadow to get the next legendary, Jess. Boy, are they in for a surprise!
"I wonder what Alpha means by surprise?” Hange spoke aloud as they entered the meadow. The only hint they received from the narrator for this legendary was one word: oui.
“It better be a good surprise,” Levi mumbled, his eyes searching for the legendary amongst the pink and white flowers. Maybe it was tiny?“
"Are you Levi and Hange?” a female voice spoke up next to Levi’s feet. His eyes trailed down to find a long tail and blue fur. Levi was familiar with these creatures from the Underground. Yet, he could not help but shiver from the sight of it.
“A RAT!” Levi yelled. He wished then and there that he had his swords or a broom.
The rat jumped out of fear. Jess began to wave her paws around. “No, no, sir! I am Jess, the legendary that you are looking for!”
“Filthy.” Levi frowned. A depression cloud began to form around Jess, and Hange noticed.
“Hey. It’s okay. My friend is a little bit of a clean freak.” Hange cooed in an attempt to cheer up the rat.
“If you say so.”
Suddenly, a boom of lightning appeared, filling the area with smoke. Levi and Hange coughed from the dust and opened their eyes to see…another rat?
Levi fainted right on the spot.
“What the??” Hange said with confusion, completely ignoring Levi.
The other rat, a black and white one, was not happy. “WHAT THE HECK RIKA?!”
Jess’ ears perked up from recognition. “Ness? Is that you? What are you doing here?”
“Well, one minute, Rika tried to convince me to watch some show; the next minute, I’M A RAT!”
Jess tilted her head. “Wait. I’m extremely confused?”
“You’re confused?? I’m fucking confused, bro!” (Sorry, Ness. I had to put the TikTok reference, lol)
“I don’t understand why Rika would send you here? She already has a rat legendary unless you’re replacing me?”
“Oh heck no!” Ness exclaimed before turning to the protagonists. “You two.” She pointed to Hange, who was not tending to Levi, with her paws. “You are trying to get to Rika, right?”
Hange nodded, unsure about what in the world was going on.
“Good. Let me go with you so I can show her a piece of my mind.” The rat used her tail to swipe Hange’s bag, causing a Pokeball to fall on the ground with a plop. She scurried over, touched it, and disappeared in a red beam into the ball. It shook three times before coming to a stop.
Jess, who was silent the entire time, finally decided to speak. “I guess I will just go with you now?”
Pokemon acquired: Jess and Ness(?) Hey, that rhymes!
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Now that our heroes have captured four (not including Ness) out of the five legendaries, they just need to capture one more legendary before meeting Rika.
“Do you have to narrate the entire journey?” Levi whispered to Hange with a frown on his face.
“Yes. I am just reading off the script.” Alpha’s voice replied, causing Levi to frown even more.
“Cheer up, Levi.” Hange smiled and looped her arm around the man’s shoulders. “Maybe someone is reading about our quest, which is why Alpha is narrating it.”
Levi rolled his eyes. “That sounds like bullshit.”
“You never know.” Cal and Zozo spoke up simultaneously, a small smile evident on their faces.
The group continued walking until they stumbled on a forest filled with various berry trees. There were blue oran berries, red razz berries, yellow and orange figy berries, pink pecha berries, and more! The whole forest ran as far as the eye could see.
“So, how do we find the legendary here?” Hange asked aloud to Levi. They had received a paper from Alpha, but the hint was very vague. It had only said to find the berry forest, and that was it.
“I can help with that,” Zozo spoke up from Hange’s side before running off to climb up an aspear berry tree. She plucked the yellow fruit off the tree and returned back to Hange. She set the aspear berry down in front of her trainer’s feet. “There is a reason why this legendary resides in a berry forest. Deep within it is Bibble’s shrine. All we have to do is collect some berries and give them to her as an offering.”
“Bibble? What kind of name is Bibble?” Levi asked.
“Long story short, it’s the name they chose when they decided to be a god. Don’t ask why.” Cal admitted. Hange and Levi stared at the cat and blinked.
“Okay… Let’s go find some berries.” Hange smiled and walked off with Zozo. Levi followed suit with Cal.
The duo split up to tackle multiple trees. It was not long before the trainers gathered a generous amount of berries for Bibble.
“I will lead you all to Bibble’s shrine. Just set the berries down in front of it, and she will show up in no time.” Zozo said and walked ahead of their group. They continued walking until they saw a small, wooden shrine in a grassy clearing. Hange and Levi walked to its front and set their berries down.
They waited
And waited
And waited
“Are those for me? Don’t mind if I do.” A deep, jazzy-like male voice asked from behind a tree.
“Oh no…Bibble must have eaten a razz berry.” Cal sweatdropped.
“What do you mean?” Levi asked.
“Sometimes berries can affect Bibble’s voice. It is not often, but it occasionally happens.”
Suddenly, a small pink and blue puffball thing with wings appeared and examined the berry pile.
“Ooo, the Bibble is very pleased. I am going to eat well tonight.” They grinned before picking up and taking a bite of a juicy, yellow pinap berry.
The group watched closely to see how this berry would affect the Pokémon. They did not expect an opera singer’s voice to come out.
“Are you the travelers that Rika mentioned?” Bibble asked while turning to greet her guests.
Hange and Levi nodded, unaware and confused about what was happening.
“Ahh, that is slay. Very slay indeed. Okay, I will accompany you on your journey under one condition. You must say "praise the Bibble,” and that is it.“
"That’s it? We’re supposed to bow down to a floating rat (I’m sorry, Ash!) with wings?” Levi asked.
Bibble frowned. “Are you challenging my authority? You need ME to get out of here Shorty."
Hange rolled her eyes before grabbing the back of Levi’s head and pushing him down, forcing him to bow. "All hail lord Bibble.” She chanted and glared at Levi to do the same. Levi sighed and joined in.
Bibble smirked with glee. “That is more like it! I will join you on your quest.” The Pokemon flew over to Hange’s bag, grabbed a Pokeball, and disappeared inside it.
Pokémon acquired: Lord Bibble.
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Now that our heroes caught all the Pokemon needed, it is finally time to meet with Rika, the creator of the Faulty region. Will our heroes make it back to their world, or will they be stuck in this world forever? Stay tuned in to find out!
“I never expected there to be so many stairs,” Hange complained aloud, the sun shining brightly, causing everyone to sweat. The whole group, including the caught legendaries, trailed along behind her.
“Tell me about it,” Zozo grumbled.
The group stopped in an area with twelve empty granite pedestals (five lower ones and six higher ones) with a throne at the very top.
“So, how do we summon Rika?” Levi whispered to Cal.
“The others know what to do. We just have to sit and wait."
The five legendaries, minus Ness, separated until they stood on top of the five lower pillars. They all began to glow with different colors as the sky became dark. The legendaries began to sing Careless Whisper while Cashew played her saxophone (like Moon, she pulled the instrument out of thin air). Alpha’s voice boomed across the sky.
"Rika! Hear us! We summon you!”
Levi and Hange watched in awe as a bright light ripped through the clouds. A girl wearing purple and white clothing with blue accents (think Xiao for this) appeared floating in the sky. She had her eyes closed as she descended down until she sat on the throne. The girl opened her eyes, revealing her yellow topaz orbs. Cal, Zozo, and Ness (although reluctantly) immediately bowed to her. Levi and Hange followed suit.
“Welcome. You all can rise.” She commanded with a soothing voice. Rika turned her attention to the humans. “My name is Rika. You must be Levi and Hange. I heard so much about you.” she smiled.
Hange made a move to speak but was interrupted by Ness.
“Hey, Rika! You got some explaining to do! Why am I a rat? It should be you!”
Rika tilted her head, feigning innocence and trying to hold back a laugh. “What do you mean? I think the new look suits you.”
“You little!”
Rika snapped her fingers, and Ness stopped talking. The rat opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Meanwhile, the five legendaries (minus Cashew because Ness is her spouse), Zozo, and Cal tried so hard not to laugh from their seats.
Angered by being muted, Ness began to charge at Rika until she snapped again. This time, Ness ran straight into a wall. She tried to run back to charge but realized she could only go back one foot. In short, Rika put Ness in an invisible box.
Rika turned back to Levi and Hange. “Now. where were we?”
“We were promised by the damn narrator that you will take us back to our world,” Levi said, getting straight to the point.
“Ahh, right. Alpha did promise that. Very well, your wish is my command."
"Wait.” Hange stepped forward. “Why were we the ones sent to this world? What caused us to go here?”
Rika smiled as if remembering something. “I had a feeling you would ask that. To be honest, the reason you are here is out of coincidence. My six mythical friends (the mythical Pokemon being Sav, Anna, Min, Julia, Amanda, and Jaxx) randomly decided on you two to enter this world and go on an adventure. I assure you that they do this all the time, but they do not mean any harm.”
“That’s it? It was out of luck?”
Rika nodded. “That is correct.”
Hange let out a loud sigh. “Well, that is great! Here I thought that we would be stuck here until we die.” She then turned to Levi and held out her hand. “Let’s go home.”
Levi grabbed her hand. “I agree,” he said with a small smile. He then turned to the five legendaries and Cal. “I am going to miss you all.”
“Same here! I will miss you the most, Zozo.” Hange added.
Everyone said their goodbyes to the humans while Zozo and Cal left their side to stand next to Rika.
“Goodbye, and I wish you luck in your world.” Rika snapped her fingers again, and everything turned black.
—
“Oi Hange. Get up."
Hange grumbled incoherently and turned away from Levi. "Five more minutes.”
“No,” he said. He proceeded to pick up Hange and throw her over his shoulder. “I do not want you to miss breakfast again."
"You could have at least brought me breakfast in bed,” Hange whined as they left her room.
“No thanks."
It was silent as Levi made his way through the corridor. Both of them had the same thought in their heads. Was that all a dream?
"Hey, Levi. Did you dream that you and I went to another world?”
Levi hummed in agreement. “I think it was just a fever dream. Nothing more.”
“You think it is our minds playing with us?"
"Maybe.”
Hange stayed silent. Although everything felt like a dream, it was actually fun to go on an adventure with Levi and a group of people. Maybe she could set up one with the 104 kids?
“Whatever you are thinking in your head, save that for another time.” Levi randomly said as if he had read her mind.
“Oh, come on, Levi! It would be so much fun.”
“We’ll see.” a small smile adorned Levi’s face. He never disagreed with the idea, but he did not agree with it yet.
—
Meanwhile, a few years later.
A man with long black hair and wearing a half and half haori groaned on his spot. He had a pounding headache and felt something or someone poking his cheek. The last thing he remembered was going to sleep after a long night fighting some demons.
“Ara ara, Tomioka-san~. I see that you are finally awake. I need you to help me out with something.”
Tomioka opened his eyes to find the Insect Hashira, Shinobu, looking down at him and poking his cheek. The sky behind her was very bright and unfamiliar to the Water Hashira.
“Shinobu? Where are we?”
“Welcome, heroes!” A female voice suddenly called out from the sky.
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