#princesses
Aurora: If you could date any of us, who would it be?
Tiana: Ew! None of you!
Aurora: I thought you liked women?
Tiana: Oh, I do. I like women. I just don’t like you guys.
Aurora: Well, your loss.
Aurora:*drinks a slice of pizza she just put in the blender*
What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
— White, Snow
Maui: Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?
Moana: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Maui: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, basically.
Belle: It’s been fifteen minutes and she still hasn’t texted me back.
Belle: I wonder if she’s okay…
(…)
Aurora:*trying to spell ‘gorgeous’*
Mulan: Do you know how to use a sword?
Raya: Of course I do. What’s hard to understand about swish-swish-stab?
Mulan: Actually, there are techniques-
Raya: It’s a fucking sword, dude. Not a fighter jet.
Mulan, in a gravelly voice: I am the hero this world deserves.
Tiana: You’re the hero that’s a pain in my ass! Now get off the roof and come down for dinner.
Rapunzel: Do you want me to be your wife?
Merida:Yeah.
Rapunzel: Well, then I want you to be my wife too.
Merida:Tight.
Snow White: I trust Ariel.
Tiana: You trust Ariel?! Ariel’s eating a cup!
Moana: Do dragons fart fire?
Belle: …I don’t know?
Moana: I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
Raya:Yeah, Belle. Even I know the answer to this.
Merida: Okay, now let’s see if she’s worthy.
Moana: *plays ‘Kiss Me More’ by Doja Cat*
Raya, mindlessly scrolling on her phone: Caught dippin’ with your friend~ You ain’t even half a man~ Lyin’ on your~
Mulan:
Merida:
Moana:
Raya:*limp wrist*
Mulan: It’s her.
Mulan: How much do you love me?
Jasmine: I’d move mountains for you.
Mulan: Okay, then can you get me a glass of water?
Jasmine:*laugh* Let’s not get too crazy, babe.
Dr. Facilier: I’m going to kill you!
Tiana: Yeah, sure. Just wait until I get my life insurance, tho.
Ryder, holding Kristoff: Hey, Anna! I stole your boyfriend!
Anna: So? My sister stole your twin.
Anna: *points to Elsa taking off with Honeymaren in herarms*
Anna: I guess we’re even?
Shan Yu: I’m here to kill you!
Mulan: Be my guest.
Mulan: I survived the Matchmaker, nothing can kill me.
Shan Yu: Damn it!
Ariel: I think I lost my shoes.
Mulan: Did you check you feet?
Ariel:*looks down at her feet*
Ariel:Oh.