#roleplay prompts

• “Keep your head down!” 
• “Jeez, what are you, my parent?” 
  
• “I can prove to you that I’m ready for a mission!” 
  
• “Can you teach me? Please?” 
  
• “Why would I take a scruffy troublemaker like you in under my wing?” 
  
• “Stop using your powers so brazenly!” 
  
• “Are you alright?!” 
  
• “I am NOT wearing that!” 
• “Can you /please/ change your color scheme?” 
  
• “Sorry but __ was already taken.” 
  
• “You did good out there.” 
  
• “Nice job! Couldn’t have done a better job myself.” 
  
• “Woah, where’s the fire?” 
  
• “What’s your /real/ name?” 
  
• “Not going to lie, kid, but you wouldn’t last five seconds fighting bad guys on your own.” 
  
• “Who let an asshole be a superhero anyway?” 
  
• “You stole my ___ and went out on your own, didn’t you?!” 
  
• “I told you I could do it!” 
  
• “You have to watch for civilians while I’m engaging the enemy, alright?” 
  
• “What’s your capture count right now?” 
  
• “Superhero, more like superjerk.” 
  
• “That’s so cool!!” 
  
• “Hey, aren’t you __?” 
  
• “I haven’t seen a hero like you before.” 
  
• “Aw, you think you can go out and play hero with the big league. Cute.” 
  
• “Sit still, I’m trying to patch you up!” 
  
• “You’re a fool if you think you can go in without help!” 
  
• “Let me help!” 
  
• “Are you okay?”
  
• “Haven’t seen that before.” 
  
• “…Did I kick your ass last week…?” 
  
• ✨+ Add your own!
  

Feel free to specify a certain topic, person, date, or anything else you’d like to see!

A short note, a love letter, an angry missive, a letter of hire/fire/dismissal, a friendly catch-up, anything! 

• “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” 
• “I’m sorry, but do you know __?” 
  
• “Aren’t you __?” 
  
• “Didn’t we work together before?” 
  
• “I’m sorry, but I don’t know you.” 
  
• “I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.” 
  
• “Oh, I’m so sorry! I thought you were someone else!” 
  
• “Didn’t you work at __ before?” 
  
• “You look awfully familiar…” 
  
• “We used to be neighbors, remember?” 
  
• “I used to see you walk by my house every morning.” 
  
• “You’re new around these parts, aren’t you?” 
  
• “You’re related to __, right?” 
  
• “Don’t you have a sister/brother?” 
  
• “Oh, you were /that/ kid!” 
  
• “I /thought/ I recognized you!” 
  
• “You look like __.” 
  
• “Weren’t you in here last week?” 
  
• “You were in my __ in school, weren’t you?” 
  
• “I don’t think you have the right person.” 
  
• “Have we met?” 
  
• “Weren’t you at the party last weekend…?” 
  
• “Ooh, you’re ___!” 
  
• “I recognize your ugly mug anywhere.” 
  
• “Didn’t you rob me behind the shops before?” 
  
• + add your own!

• “Hi, um, I’m ___? We’ve been chatting online…?” 
• “You seem oddly familiar… have we met before?” 
  
• “If you don’t start talking I am going to start breaking your fingers one by one until you do.” 
  
• “Oh god, please, wake up!” 
  
• “How did you get in here?!” 
  
• “Ow… my head…” 
  
• “That looked like a rough landing.” 
  
• “Ouch, that had to hurt.” 
  
• “FUCK!” 
  
• “My dear, even the stars cannot outshine you.” 
  
• “You are like the wind- I feel you brush against me, but I fear as soon as I reach out to touch back, you will slip away between my fingers.” 
  
• “Are you alright?” 
  
• “Does it look like I’m alright?!”
  
• “Stop moving! I’m trying to help!” 
  
• “You’re cute for an asshole. A pity.” 
  
• “Stay still- you’ll only bleed more.”
• “What… what happened to you?” 
• “You’re not the person I remember.” 
• “I’m not the person you remember, nor will I ever return to being that person.” 
• “Care for a dance?” 
• “You’re going to bleed out at this rate.” 
• “I love you, alright?!” 
• “I have waited this long for you- I will wait for you for longer still.” 
• “I’m going to kill you, nice and painful.” 
• “Careful- you’re trying my patience. You wouldn’t like me angry, now, would you?” 
• “I can’t wait for you any longer! I’m done!” 
• “Hey, can I have your number?” 
  
• “You seem awfully lonely.”
  
• “You never deserved friends.” 
  
• “No wonder they left you- you can’t even keep yourself together, let alone a relationship.” 
  
• “I care for you, possibly more than I should.” 
  
• “I shouldn’t have ever met you!” 
  
• “Please… don’t forget me too…” 
  
• “I never forget a face… nor do I ever forgive a transgressor.” 
  
• “I’ve stumbled in and out of love so much that I am bruised and numb to the heartache.” 
  
• “I think you’ve had enough to drink for one night…” 
  
• :0+ add your own!

Write a corny poem, an honest love letter, reasons why they should date yours, send them candy, anything at all! On or off anon!

A single word, a memory, a piece of the past that you’d like to see in greater detail, a scene between two muses. Let me write and worldbuild, pry into my character’s inner workings. 

• “You grew all this?” 
  
• “That’s a big pumpkin!”
  
• “Woah, it’s so pretty!”
  
• “This took me ages.” 
  
• “It may look like useless lumps of dirt now, but soon it’ll be magnificent.” 
  
• “So you’re the one who keeps leaving dozens of zucchini at my doorstep!” 
  
• “Hey! Get out of my grapes!” 
  
• “It doesn’t look too impressive.” 
  
• “Are you sure you’re growing vegetables and not just grass?” 
  
• “Um, you do realize that’s not just a weed right?” 
  
• “I’ve been watching it grow every day when I walk by.” 
  
• “Come on, this place won’t weed itself.” 
  
• “You did such a good job growing all this!”
  
• “I’m sorry! Your squash just… looked so good!” 
  
• “You know those flowers are on private property, right?” 
  
• “You damned crows! Get out of my garden!” 
  
• “The stupid squirrels stole all my tomatoes!”
  
• “I tried! I tried so hard! But I don’t know why nothing is growing!” 
  
• “It’s alright- gardening is all about trial and error.” 
  
• “Wow, this place hasn’t seen a pair of shears in years.” 
  
• “This used to be an orchard, but now it’s just a forest of fruit trees.” 
  
• “This is where you spend all your time?” 
  
• “Maybe I wasn’t cut out for this…” 
  
• “Well, a one out of five is still better than zero out of five.” 
  
• “Do you need any help?” 
  
• “Can you help me pick these?” 
  
• “Are you sure this is a garden and not a graveyard for seeds?” 
  
• “Look at what I grew!” 
  
• “I have so many flowers- a few missing wouldn’t hurt.” 
  
• “That’s a lot of __ you have there.” 
  
• + add your own!

Advice about their relationships, about a particular person, about their habits or actions thus far- good or bad, anything goes!

—————————–UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3
change as needed.

“Memento mori.”
“Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.”
“I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.”
“You wanna know how I got to love pain?”
“It was your plan all along!”
“What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?”
“You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.”
“Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.”
“How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?”
“Oh, yeah, there will be lube.”
“’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.”
“If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’”
“Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.”
“No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!”
“I’m washing the stick.”
“Hello, Mr. Penis.”
“This is the ultimate test of trust.”
“You use less water and then it’s less watery.”
“That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.”
“It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.”
“It makes my meat jiggle.”
“Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.”
“Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.”
“____ is built like a brick shit house.”
“Have you been enjoying yourself?”
“Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.”
“I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?”
“Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.”
“Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.”
“Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?”
“God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.”
“I can’t wait to be naked together again.”
“Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.”
“I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’

—————CHI WITH A C’S AMERICAN HORROR STORY PARODY SENTENCE STARTERS
taken from this video. change as needed.

“God, they didn’t die in here or anything, did they?”
“I’m pretty sure you’re Jessica Lange.”
“Why did you eat all the poptarts?”
“I’m sorry, who’re you? How do people keep getting into my fucking house?”
“We all know you ran over five people on your way to work this morning.”
“First up, telekinesis. You must be able to touch your nose with your tongue.”
“Surprise, bitch. I’m more powerful than any of you assholes put together.”
“She comes back in Apocalypse, chicken.”
“Today, I noticed something I had never noticed before. I am Sarah Paulson.”
“We’re just so sad ‘cause it’s your last season, Jessica.”
“Ryan Murphy is going to make me a star.”
“Eight hundred dollars? I booked for a night, not a year.”
“We have Lady Gaga.”
“There could be a hundred people in a hotel, and ninety-nine don’t believe in you, and just one does. And that, for me, was Ryan Murphy.”
“Think Four Seasons but with ghosts.”
“I’m stuck here for forever.”
“I kept trying to drop hints to ____ that I want to leave.”
“I felt like I was in an episode of American Horror Story.”
“There’s someone staring at me. There’s someone on that wall and she looks exactly like me.”
“Oh, honey, did you drop your pen? I can pick that up for you for twenty-five thousand dollars. I take cash.”
“Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, what was that?”
“Fuck you, America! Fuck you, world! USA!”
“She’s scared of everything. She’s scared of grapes, twelve o’clock, the moon, elbows.”
“You need to come home, right now. We have a national crisis. We need to phone Andy Cohen. They’ve replaced Real House Wives of Beverly Hills with Atlanta.”
“At first I was afraid… I was petrified. I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.”
“It’s pretty fucking dramatic for a receptionist but whatever.”
“As purples, you’ve all survived Lockdown 2020.”
“Hey, dad? Look, I know you’re the Antichrist and stuff, but do we really need to have an apocalypse?”
“Wait, you guys, haven’t we done this season?”
“You guys, I’ve discovered a new power! … You’re all Covid free.”
“No, I’m sorry, next season. Next season.”
“Shake those hips! Yeah, do it for the eighties.”
“I just had the perfect idea. Should we go be counselors at a camp? I know the perfect place. A dozen people got murdered there, but you know, life goes on.”
“Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want Jesus himself to be looking at. He’s always watching.”
“Oh my god, that’s Mr. Shue from Glee.”
“We’re in the eighties. That wouldn’t be possible.”
“Obviously I’m gonna put Sarah Paulson in every season. That’s just the way I work.”

————————-send a number for a lyric starter
alternatively, send a ♬for me to randomize a choice.

1. from one of my favorite songs
2. from a song by my favorite musical artist
3. from a song i’ve seen performed live
4. from a song i don’t like
5. from a song that plays on the radio
6. from a funny song
7. from a 60s song
8. from a 70s song
9. from an 80s song
10. from a 90s song
11. from an early 2000s song
12. from a song i’ve never heard before
13. from a song from a musical
14. from a song by an lgbt artist
15. from a song i know all the lyrics to
16. from a song i knew as a child
17. from a song in my favorite genre
18. from a song that’s stuck in my head
19. from the last song i listened to
20. from the first song that comes on when i randomize my music

—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2
change as needed.

“I can’t do anything calmly. You know me.”
“So, you don’t need a rooster for the eggs?”
“I know you’ve got that condition where you’re a bitch.”
“How long until we get to ketchup?”
“If you need me to delay, text me. I will delay.”
“Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me!”
“I’ve been thinking to myself: hey, I don’t like green beans that much, and I don’t know why!”
“For kids to not know what Harry Potter is, I feel like a big boomer, you know? ‘Cause I’m like, spouting about Harry Potter and they’re like ‘what’s that? I only know tiktok.’”
“What incident did you have? Tell us about your past.”
“You know, when someone’s just walking down the hall and you just, take their shoulders and then you just ram your knee up their ass as hard as you can.”
“You lied to me! You’ve never done cocaine!”
“My sex appeal is well established in reality but maybe in the other world, my sex appeal carries over and I’ve got some ghosts fawning over me.”
“You cook it up on a skriddle. Skittle? Hold on, that’s not it. Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?”
“Why is Jeffree Star in an old wheelchair?”
“I had to deflate it ‘cause it wouldn’t fit in the car!”
“You kicked me in the dick!”
“How do you feel about my genitals?”
“If a president came up to you and said ‘I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation,’ what would you do?”
“What if we accidentally did blackface?”
“Oh my god, we have to watch 2 girls 1 cup!”
“Good God! I could have gone my whole life!”

——————–NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS ‘MURDER BALLADS’ SENTENCE STARTERS
content warning for violence, murder, language, etc. change as needed.

SONG OF JOY
“Allow me to impose on you. I have no place to stay.”
“I had no idea what happiness a little love could bring.”
“All things move towards their end.”
“She grew so sad and lonely.”
“Ah, I see sir, that I have your attention!”
“How often have I asked that question?”
“They were quiet as a mouse. There was no laughter in the house.”
“She’d been stabbed repeatedly and stuffed into a sleeping bag.”
“Someone’s taken four innocent lives.”
“They never caught the man. He’s still on the loose. It seems he has done many, many more.”
“The wind round here gets wicked cold.”
“I’ve left my home. I drift from land to land.”
“Do you reckon me a friend?”

STAGGER LEE
“Never ever come back no more, ____.”
“Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?”
“I don’t give a good goddamn.”
“I’ve heard your name down the way and I kick motherfucking asses like you every day.”
“Those were the last words that the barkeep said ‘cause ____ put four holes in his motherfucking head.”
“Just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head!”
“You ain’t look like you scored in quite a time.”
“You’ll have to be gone before my man ____ comes in.”
“You better get down on your knees.”

HENRY LEE
“Stay all night with me.”
“You won’t find a girl in this damn world that will compare with me.”
“The wind did howl and the wind did blow.”
“The girl I have in that merry green land, I love far better than thee.”
“With a little pen-knife held in her hand, she plugged him through and through.”
“Come take him by his feet.”
“Throw him in this deep, deep well.”
“Lie there, ____, till the flesh drops from your bones.”
“The girl you have in that merry green land can wait forever for you to come home.”

LOVELY CREATURE
“There she stands, this lovely creature.”
“I asked would she walk with me a while.”
“I’ll walk with you a while.”
“At night the deserts writhed with diabolical things.”
“The wind lashed and it whipped me.”
“When I got home, my creature was no longer with me.”
“Somewhere she lies, this lovely creature, beneath the slow drifting sands.”

WHERE THE WILD ROSES GROW
“They call me ____ but my name is ____.”
“Why they call me it, I do not know.”
“From the first day I saw her, I knew she was the one.”
“Her lips were the color of the roses that grew down the river, all bloody and wild.”
“My trembling subsided in his sure embrace.”
“He wiped at the tears that ran down my face.”
“She was more beautiful than any woman I’ve seen.”
“Do you know where the wild roses grow?”
“Give me your loss and your sorrow.”
“The last thing I heard was a muttered word as he knelt above me with a rock in his fist.”
“All beauty must die.”

THE CURSE OF MILLHAVEN
“I live in a town called ____ and it’s small and it’s mean and it’s cold.”
“If you come around just as the sun goes down, you can watch the whole thing turn to gold.”
“It’s around about then that I used to go a-roaming.”
“All God’s children, they all gotta die.”
“My mama often told me that we all got to die.”
“They found him the next week up in One Mile Creek.”
“We all had to watch as he buried her.”
“Our little town fell into a state of shock.”
“A lot of people were saying things that made little sense.”
“Foul play can really get a small town going.”
“Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning.”
“I’ve struck horror in the heart of this town.”
“Since I was no bigger than a weevil, they’ve been saying I was evil.”
“I’m a wicked young lady, but I’ve been trying hard lately.”
“Aw, fuck it, I’m a monster, I admit it!”
“They’re underneath the house where I do quite a bit of stowing.”
“That was the biggest shit-fight this country’s ever seen.”
“I was laughing when they took me away.”
“It ain’t such a bad old place to have a home in.”
“There’s so much more I could have done if they’d let me!”
“I’m happy as a lark now, and everything is fine.”

THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS
“They found Mary Bellows cuffed to the bed with a rag in her mouth and a bullet in her head.”
“She’d grown up hungry, she’d grown up poor.”
“She wanted to see the deep blue sea.”
“She checked into a cheap little place.”
“I’m a good girl, sir. I couldn’t possibly permit you in.”
“In hope and loneliness she crossed the floor, and undid the latch on her front door.”
“Mothers, keep your girls at home.”
“Tell them this world is full of danger and to shun the company of strangers.”

CROW JANE
“Horrors in her head that her tongue dare not name.”
“She lives alone by the river.”
“The company closed down the mine.”
“Seems you’ve remembered how to sleep.”
“I asked that girl which road she was taking. Said she was walking the road of hate.”
“They’ve followed you right back to your gate.”

O’MALLEY’S BAR
“I’ve been known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and in certain light.”
“You wouldn’t be the first.”
“My hand decided that the time was nigh.”
“When I shot him, I was so handsome.”
“I bear no grudge against you.”
“I am the man for which no God waits but for which the whole world yearns.”
“I’m marked by darkness and by blood and by a thousand powder-burns.”
“You know those fish with the swollen lips that clean the ocean floor?”
“Amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke but she pulled the best beer in town.”
“I shot that motherfucker down.”
“I have no free will!”
“If I have no free will then how can I be morally culpable, I wonder.”
“I’ve lived in this town for thirty years- to no one I am a stranger.”
“I want to introduce myself and I am glad that all you came.”
“I leapt upon the bar and then I shouted out my name.”
“With an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick, I split his skull in half.”
“The light in there was blinding full of God and ghosts of truth.”
“The remorse I felt, remorse I had, it clung to everything.”
“Did you know I lived in your street?”
“Drop your weapons and come out with your hands held in the air.”
“I had one long hard think about dying.”
“There must have been fifty cops out there.”

DEATH IS NOT THE END
“When you’re sad and when you’re lonely and you haven’t got a friend, just remember that death is not the end.”
“Remember that death is not the end.”
“When you’re standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend, just remember that death is not the end.”
“The bright light of salvation shines in dark and empty skies.”
“When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men, just remember that death is not the end.”

—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS
change pronouns as needed.

“Do I look like Jeff Bezos? That capitalist pig.”
“This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
“You think I can fit my thick ass through there?”
“Were pirates real?”
“I cleaned this damn pool.”
“Even when you’re quiet, you’re mostly annoying.”
“Is this chiropracty?”
“When you walk into a room, people are going to look at you and say ‘wow’.”
“You say I had a rough night- It was a lovely night! You know? We weren’t fucking. We were making love.”
“I’ve got a crucifix. Jebus is on my side.”
“Get some paper towels, get some water. We’re gonna fucking waterboard this guy.”
“Would you say I’m a friend? Or a foe? Which angel am I on your shoulder?”
“Look at your small penis. I bet you can’t do anything with that, huh?”
“If I lube myself up, I’ll slip right through Hell and get into Heaven.”
“I’m about to blow your chode!”
“I feel like I’m in the womb.”
“How big do you think Santa’s dick is?”
“I’m making a reservoir of wax in your belly button.”
“You know, the whole process of crucification was actually quite horrible.”
“This is just to keep our hands holding Jesus and not penis.”
“Here’s a personalized station of death metal songs.”
“Don’t try it at all or you’ll die if you try this thing at home.”
“If everyone around us is tall, does that mean that we’re actually short?”
“I love hammering, and I’m super good at it. But what if you showed me your hammering skills?”
“Imagine yourself, if you had a knife and you stuck it into your butthole.”
“Hi. You’re gonna die.”
“Demons cannot get into your soul!”
“Chuck it directly for the center of the crotch.”
“He thinks I’m a masochist but I’m not!”
“If you’re going to the US, don’t bother with Kansas.”
“Do Whos fuck?”
“Touch your cheek against my cheek. Come on.”
“I like the way it makes my meat jiggle.”

————————–THINGS MY ROOMMATE AND I HAVE SAID
change as needed.

“Quit touching my Dorito bag.”
“Warn me before you start backing that shit up.”
”I’m too thicc.”
“I would date a Fresno nightcrawler.”
“We’ve got a homeless orc problem.”
“It’s not a witch. It’s Criss Angel.”
“I’m going to fist fight my cats.”
“I drank her soda once and now she thinks I’m gonna eat all her food.”
“Get your face out of his pee hole.”
“When I die, I want you to take a picture with my body.”
“You live with someone long enough and you’re gonna see their boobs eventually.”
“I’m going back into hiding. I just wanted to eat some beef jerky.”
*spills soda everywhere* “I’m cancelled.”
“I’m gonna break your butt with my fist.”
“I never knew that’s what kumquats looked like.”
“Kelly Clarkson and kumquats- that’s the two things I know nothing about.”
“Don’t tell me to put on pants. Absolutely not.“
“I don’t have any blood.”
“Please don’t fart while you’re right here.”
“Mm, watered down, room temperature coffee. A delicacy.”
“Don’t touch my butt!”
“____ is the only one who texts me and she lives with me.”
“I’m not going to groom myself in your bed.”
“You always sound sarcastic.”
“I’m just somewhere else 24/7.”

————————–REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA SENTENCE STARTERS
cw for language, violence, illness, body image, death. change as needed.

“No one really knows his name for sure.”
“Pray he never comes knocking at your door.”
“He’ll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest.”
“He will come at your weakest hour, when no one is around who might rescue you.”
“None of us are free from this horror.”
“You disgust me.”
“You don’t have much time. It’s spreading rapidly.”
“Commence your groveling.”
“I’ll keep those vultures guessing.”
“Industrialization has crippled the globe.”
“It could change your life rest assured.”
“Wait! You’re going to get us caught!”
“Why care for these petty obsessions?”
“What if you could have genetic perfection?”
“Would you change who you are if you could?”
“There were these bodies. They were all dead.”
“You missed your medicine and fell unconscious.”
“You could have died! You… You scared me to death!”
“I’d be lost if I were to lose you.”
“I will stop at nothing to keep you safe.”
“Your mother, rest her soul, would be so proud of you.”
“We will always be there for you in your time of need.”
“_____, you’re the world to me.”
“I’m infected.”
“I don’t think that I can be fixed.”
“Why are my genetics such a bitch?”
“Thanks for the disease.”
“How much of it is fate? How much of it depends on the choices that we make?”
“Can I stop it or am I a slave?”
“Don’t you dare touch your TV.”
“Look what I’ve become.”
“The years roll by without you.”
“There is something I can’t tell her.”
“I am lost without you here.”
“I am only living out a lie.”
“I’m the monster. I’m the villain.”
“He left me in charge.”
“I don’t take lip from a cunt.”
“I’m the smartest and the toughest.”
“____ don’t take shit from no one.”
“____ steals all of the hearts.”
“You ain’t got the guts.”
“You don’t know me, but your mother was once very dear to me.”
“They shall inherit nothing.”
“I guess I’ll take it to my death.”
“You never should have left me.”
“It’s been difficult to see you after what you put me through.”
“I can go out with a bang.”
“It’s nice to see young talent blooming.”
“My kids have been… well, disappointing.”
“Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face?”
“There is hope- an antidote.”
“Who says that Dad needs to know everything?”
“It’s a thankless job but somebody’s got to do it.”
“Peeling off the tissue inch by inch. Skinning off the muscles too.”
“No one ever thanks me when I’m done. How self-absorbed people can be.”
“I haven’t been this excited since my first elective surgery.”
“Someone’s going to hang if I don’t get my coffee!”
“I will shoot you in the face!”
“What’s this, rat piss?”
“Someone must sing. Why can’t it be me?”
“When the geezer croaks, you will all learn to respect me.”
“Seeing you two stirs memories.”
“Of course, I joke.”
“How am I going to find my way home?”
“I’m sorry! I’ll pay later!”
“Did you take your medicine?”
“It’s looking grim.”
“I will rush home when I’m done.”
“Don’t bother me. You’ll get me caught.”
“Would you care to comment, sir?”
“Welcome _____ to the stage.”
“I couldn’t feel or remember a thing.”
“A month later, I was turning tricks.”
“Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all.”
“Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.”
“Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all.”
“She needs a little help with the agony.”
“So you think you got heart? So you think you got balls?”
“Well, it’s my turn to shine.”
“I can’t feel nothing at all.”
“Is there a reason why you couldn’t phone me this target?”
“I can’t afford a scandal here.”
“You break my friggin’ heart.”
“Remember what you did to _____.”
“Why relive that moment?”
“Can you forgive me for this?”
“Will they live? Doubtful.”
“Better start praying when you see him coming.”
“I hope you have my money or it’s buon viaggi.”
“I remember every dying whisper, every desperate murmur.”
“She looks just like you.”
“I cannot do this job. Find someone else.”
“He wants out? Then I will take him out.”
“Can you come down, please? So we can speak.”
“Your resemblance is striking.”
“I was told you died with her.”
“How do I put this? I’m your godmom.”
“In you is a world of promise.”
“You could learn from all my failures.”
“Name the stars and constellations. Count the cars and watch the seasons.”
“Just forget me.”
“Best if I resume my life inside my bedroom.”
“A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom.”
“Yield for nothing.”
“Let your life be your dream.”
“Don’t you have a show tonight?”
“You never were a man of many words.”
“Let her stay in here. Please, hide her here.”
“I’ll be fine, ____, don’t you fret.”
“There are things in life that we do best to leave alone.”
“Your mother’s death taught me to accept that nothing ever lasts in this world.”
“Foolish dreams can destroy a grown man. What chance has a seventeen-year-old girl?”
“I’m just seventeen, and it’s better than forty.”
“Stay with the dead- I’m joining the living.”
“Something’s changing… I can feel it.”
“You cannot control me, father.”
“Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster.”
“I’ll be the laughingstock of the stage.”
“This is your fault. I asked you to help me.”
“I gave you the life I wished I’d had.”
“I look like a crime scene.”
“All you ever do is take, take, take. All I ever do is give.”
“Your genes are not worthy of mine.”
“Flesh is weak. Blood is cheap.”
“Gold- It makes the world go round.”
“I will not be betrayed.”
“I must be brave, come what may.”
“I’ve made my peace. I hold no grudge.”
“No chance for peace. I’ll end this grudge.”
“I’ll stain the streets. They’ll run with blood.”
“I’m gonna sing my final song.”
“It’s gonna be a bloodbath.”
“Stand up, don’t be shy.”
“This makeover came for a small added fee. Now I look smashing on live TV.”
“You’re close enough to taste it.”
“We’ll use you as bait to draw this snake out of his hole.”
“Will you let yourself be trapped, or will you use your trap to trap him?”
“She’s been caged up like a monster by her overbearing father.”
“Didn’t I say the world was cruel?”
“Tell me how this happened, what I did wrong. Tell me why.”
“Can we just go home, ____, and forget this dreadful night?”
“Didn’t you say that you were different?”
“All you’ve ever told me, every word is a lie.”
“Didn’t you say that you’d protect me?”
“I hate you. Go and die.”
“You’ve exceeded all my plans.”
“Touch her and I swear I’ll kill you.”
“I’m dying you idiots.”
“Someone tell me what is going on.”
“This will pass. You’ve got to fight through it.”
“I’ve deceived the only one that matters.”
“All you have to do is pull the trigger.”
“Oh, god, what have I done to you?”
“Your dad deserved whatever happened to him.”
“Remember my mistakes. Remember you can change.”
“Remember that it’s up to you to go and shape your life into one that’s worthy of remembering.”
“Don’t come near me. You’re embarrassing.”
“Don’t show your face to me. You’re disgusting.”
“Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were.”
“I didn’t know I’d love you so much but I do.”
“Sometimes I’d stay up all night wishing to God that I was the one who died.”
“Go and change the world for me.”
“We will always have each other in our time of need.”
“I have hated and loved you.”
“Though the imprint is deep in me, it will always be up to me.”
“Sometimes I wonder how we ever got here.”
“Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on.”
“We all wind up in a tiny pine box.”
“Our heroes will never be forgotten.”
“I can’t fucking hear you, you fucking peasants!”
“You gonna start applauding?”

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literally letter threads are elite. that’s. that’s all the context we have here. also bc the language is obviously being changed slightly here. so, for clarification: the person receiving the meme, is the writer of the letter! the person SENDING the meme, is RECEIVING the letter! now. go write letters, u magnificent cupcakes, and DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!!! i will know, and i will hunt u down and curse ur potatoes to be soapy and bland and messy for all eternity.

• [ LOVE ]:     the writer begins the first of a series of love letters to the recipient.
• [ SORRY ]:     the writer delivers a letter of apology to the recipient.
• [ LAST ]:     a letter sent in the aftermath of the writer’s death.
• [ TWIST ]:     a letter sent in the aftermath of the writer’s alleged death, only to reveal that they are, in fact, still alive.
• [ FINAL ]:     a letter written in the aftermath of the recipient’s death, where the writer knows they’ll never get the chance to read it.
• [ INITIATE ]:     a letter written to the recipient in order to maintain communication between the two while the writer is far away from them.
• [ FAREWELL ]:     a letter written to say goodbye to the recipient, where the writer knows there’s an extremely high chance that they’ll never see each other again.
• [ REVELATION ]:     a letter written that reveals the truth about an event(s) that the writer believes the recipient may be misinformed about.
• [ EXPLAIN ]:     a letter that explains the reasoning behind choices that the writer has made in the past, which they would like to explain to the recipient.
• [ BAD ]:     a letter that delivers bad news to the recipient.
• [ UPDATE ]:     a letter that updates the recipient on the writer’s life, or certain on-going events that are happening in their life.
• [ AFAR ]:     a letter delivered by the writer from another country/city/planet/etc in order to reassure the recipient and let them know they’re okay. (not intended to be a back-and-forth, like [ INITIATE ] does).
• [ HIDDEN ]:     a letter written and delivered to the recipient in secret, for the recipient’s eyes only, as a result of information it contains, or because of the person who wrote it.
• [ UNSENT ]:     a letter written for the recipient, but which the writer ultimately never sends for reasons that the writer conceals, or may reveal within the letter itself.
• [ MISTAKE ]:     a letter which is sent to the recipient by mistake, and which may contain sensitive information about the recipient.
• [ UNVEIL ]:     a letter which reveals the truth about a plan that the writer previously and deliberately concealed from the recipient for their safety/well-being.
• [ NEEDED ]:     a letter that the writer wrote for the recipient after learning of their recent struggles in their personal life, and which contains uplifting words of encouragement, support and other things they feel they should hear to help them through.
• [ PILLOW ]:     a letter left neatly atop a pillow on the bed that the writer and recipient share, that is discovered by the recipient the following morning after the writer leaves the room/home.
• [ FRIDGE ]:     a letter attached to the fridge with magnets for the recipient to read in the kitchen.
• [ KNOWN ]:     a letter which the writer left in a place that only the writer and recipient know of, knowing that only the recipient would be able to find it first.
• [ HELP ]:     a letter written by the writer to the recipient, asking the recipient for help.
• [ STOP ]:     a letter written for the recipient which the writer intends to be their final letter to them, and which ultimately concludes all communications between the writer and recipient from that moment forth.
• [ PAST ]:     a letter which the writer wrote in the past, that reveals a piece of their backstory, that the reader finds and reads out of curiosity. (this could also be a letter written TO the receiver of the meme, or about them, or anything at all!)

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basically i was rewatching a load of shows while i was sick for the last two weeks, and it just dawned on me how beautiful a notion it is to miss someone, or miss something? so before i go headfirst into the emotional motivation behind these prompts, i’ll post them, and hope you’re all having a fantastic week, and that you enjoy these prompts as much as i enjoyed writing them!

• “ i miss you. “
• “ i’ve missed you. “
• “ i’ll miss you. “
• “ you’re coming back, right? “
• “ when will i see you again? “
• “ please don’t go… “
• “ i could go with you! “
• “ when will you be back? “
• “ you know you can’t come with me… “
• “ i didn’t wanna leave without saying goodbye. “
• “ i hate goodbyes… “
• “ i’ll always find my way back to you. “
• “ hey… no tears, alright? this isn’t goodbye. “
• “ don’t leave me. “
• “ i’ll see you soon, okay? i promise. “
• “ this isn’t goodbye, you know. “
• “ this isn’t goodbye. this is… until we meet again. “
• “ i have to go now… “
• “ were you really about to leave without saying goodbye? “
• “ i don’t think i’ve ever missed anyone, or anything, the way that i miss you right now. “
• “ hey, where’d you go? i was starting to miss you! “
• “ why? do you miss me? “
• “ stay with me… “
• “ you know that i can’t stay here… “
• “ what will i do without you? “
• “ look outside your window… you see the sky? good. so do i. because we’re looking at the exact same sky right now, okay? so no matter where we are, or how far apart we are… we’ll always be underneath the same sky. so we’re not that far apart at all. “
• “ i’m gonna miss you, you know. “
• “ i didn’t expect myself to miss you as much as i do/did. “
• “ i wish you were here. or i was there. just… i wish we were back together again. “
• “ what’s it like over there? “
• “ i couldn’t leave without seeing you again. “
• “ if… if this is the last time i’ll ever see you, i need you to know… i have loved, and will never stop loving, you. you hear me? i love you. beyond whatever happens next. i love you. “
• “ no matter where you are, where you go, where they take you… i will always find my way back to you. i promise. “
• “ stop! stop lying! you left, and you’ve taken a part of me with you, so i want to know! i want… i deserve an answer. i deserve the truth! where are you? and why did you have to go there? “
• “ i’ll hold you in my heart, until i can hold you in my arms. “
• “ in case you ever foolishly forget; i am never not thinking of you. “
• “ my heart never knew loneliness until you went away. i am missing you. “

and a few ACTION PROMPTS !

• [ HUG ]:     sender, upon reuniting with the receiver after being apart for a lengthy duration of time, rushes over to them and pulls them into a tight, desperate, emotional embrace.
• [ KISS ]:     sender, having just reunited with the receiver after being apart for a lengthy duration of time, catches them and pulls them in for a passionate, long-awaited kiss that tells all the things they’ve been bottling up in their absence.
• [ FOREHEAD ]:     before parting ways, sender rests their forehead against the receiver’s, a possible final touch as they go their separate ways.
• [ BURY ]:     before parting ways, sender pulls the receiver in for what they privately believe to be their final hug, giving them an embrace filled with heartache, desperation, and unspoken apologies.
• [ GRAVE ]:     after going their separate ways, the receiver learns that the sender has died. upon travelling to their graveside, how do they respond to this tragedy?
• [ COLLECT ]:      sender arrives at the airport/docks/other location to collect the receiver after being apart for a considerable length of time.
• [ INTERVENE ]:     sender surprises the departing receiver by intervening before they leave, in the hopes of changing their mind.
• [ REUNITE ]:     sender and receiver reunite after being apart for a long length of time.

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so i’m rewatching a number of shows based in the zombie apocalypse genre atm, but let’s be totally brutally honest, all of us are dead are absolutely responsible for this! anyway, these are all dialogue prompts, i’m only on episode 1 of twd so be ready for like, a LOT of parts of this!! basically, don’t add to this list, okay? okay. i hope ye enjoy them!

• “ how have you survived all this time on your own? “
• “ there’s strength in numbers, you know. you should come with me. “
• “ i know a place. it’s secure, isolated… it’s safe. if we get there, we stand a good chance. that is… assuming you wanna team up with me? “
• “ i’ll keep watch tonight. you try and get some sleep, okay? “
  
• “ what do you miss most? about before? “
  
• “ you won’t get far if you don’t know how to use a weapon. i can teach you, if you like? “
• “ if we could get to the airport, or the coast… they’ve got to be evacuating people, right? “
  
• “ let’s set up camp here for tonight. we’re no good if we can’t keep our eyes open to see what’s coming for us. “
  
• “ the radio works. we can’t call for help, but… i found a station that’s still playing music. “
  
• “ is… is that a bite? “
  
• “ no! no, don’t come any closer… i got bit. “
  
• “ no… no, no, please… tell me you didn’t get bit trying to save me. “
  
• “ it’s my fault you got bit! “
  
• “ hey, hey… we don’t have time to argue, love. okay? i got enough time to get you somewhere safe before i turn, but… only if we go right now. okay? “
  
• “ what should we call them? zombies feels kinda silly, doesn’t it? “
  
• “ they’re faster than i thought they’d be. usually… i mean, in the movies… they’re usually so slow. “
  
• “ aim for the head! haven’t you ever seen a zombie movie before?! “
  
• “ listen… we have a camp set up nearby. there’s a group of us; strength in numbers, you know? why don’t you join us? “
  
• “ you’re really naive if you think for one second that the government’s gonna fix all this. we’re on our own. us and the infected. “
  
• “ let’s stop for a second, okay? if that wound of yours gets much worse, the zombies might not have to kill you. “
  
• “ jesus… i’ve never seen a horse that big before… “
  
• “ it’s… it’s crazy, i-i’ve never seen one… never seen one up close like that before. “
  
• “ did you get bitten? scratched? anything? “
  
• “ give me a hand boarding up the windows, will you? “
  
• “ we need water, medicine, ammo and food. in that order. okay? “
  
• “ it’s okay… it’s okay, they won’t be able to get through that barricade, i promise. we’re safe. we’re safe. “
  
• “ your wallet’s useless now; it’s just bits of paper. the world we knew is gone. we’ll be paying with bullets and antibiotics from now on. “
  
• “ you think they can smell us or hear us? you know, which of their senses is stronger since they turned? “
  
• “ i don’t know who the bigger threat is; the dead, or the living. “
  
• “ hurry! that barricade won’t hold them off for long! “
  
• “ damn it! we’re out of gas… looks like we’re gonna have to walk the rest of the way. get your weapons out and ready, and keep quiet, okay? “
  
• “ i heard it on the radio a couple of days ago. it sounded too good to be true, at first. a camp of survivors, food, shelter, protection… but maybe we should try and find it? “
  
• “ what did you do? you know, before? “
  
• “ you’re bleeding… from a bite? scratch? anything from one of those dead monsters?! “
  
• “ i used to be with another group. it didn’t last long. “
  
• “ hey, hey, don’t add so many logs to the fire. the dead might see it. “
  
• “ you know what i don’t miss about before? traffic jams. “
  
• “ do you think we turn regardless? or do we have to be bitten first? “
  
• “ hey, i’m thinking of heading out later for a supply run. wanna join me? “
  
• “ maybe it’s just us. maybe the rest of the world is okay, zombie-free. “
  
• “ do you think we might be the only people left alive? you know, other than the infected? “
  
• “ we need to find somewhere more long-term. with land to farm and fresh water, somewhere high up and isolated. somewhere we can survive and live until this mess is over. “
  
• “ hurry! come with me, they’ll have heard the gunshot! “
  
• “ hey… listen, we… we gotta go now. you can’t stay with them. they’re gone, you know it, they know it… it’s too late for them now. we need to move away before they turn… “
  
• “ no sense in leaving now, they have us surrounded. we’ll camp here for the night; they’ll be gone by morning. “
  
• “ did you know anyone who got bit? who turned? “
  
• “ you think they remember anything from their past, after they turn? “
  
• “ we just need to wait until the scientists come up with a cure, that’s all. “
  
• “ promise you won’t let me become one of those. promise… promise you’ll stop me before i turn. “
  
• “ they’re not alive. okay? it’s not like killing an actual living human being. they’re dead, and they’re starving, and they’re dangerous, and you have to be ready to kill them in a heartbeat. “
  
• “ there’s an evacuation centre up north. if we get there… even if we don’t get on a plane, we could stay there. they say the cold affects the dead. “
  
• “ i’m gonna teach you how to shoot, because the way things are looking now, you’re a bigger danger to yourself than the dead. “
  
• “ use your knife, the gunshot’ll draw more! “